Warning:

Humour. Swearing.

Violence. Bloody gore. Song-fic.

Songfic. I don`t own Death Note! It says

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Chapter 3

Oogie Boogie man!

A black-haired, bespectacled man lay whimpering as a red-haired teen stood above him, wielding a lethal dagger, eyes lit with a unholy green fire. There was a lot screaming that night.

#Well, well, well! What have we here?
Sandy Claws, huh? Ooooh, I`m really scared. So you're the one everybody's talking about, ah hah hah hah!.#

Near had tricked him! Kira growled, but managed to keep his temper in check. ~How the hell did Near pull that off? I thought he hated Mello! And where the hell did Mikami, Takada and Misa go? ~ Raito cried out in his head.

#You`re jokin`, you`re jokin`. I can`t believe my eyes.
You`re jokin` me, you gotta be, this can`t be the right guy. He`s ancient, he`s ugly. #

'Well, this is disappointing…instead of this super-macho villain…we get a fricking wannabe god…you wanna rule the world, Raito Yagami?' Mello taunted, Raito struggled to get free, but those insufferable brats chained him to a chair. Him! Kira! The red-head…Matt, was it? Lit a cigarette.

#I don`t know which is worse. I might just split a seam now, if I don`t die laughin` 1st. It`s terrible when Boogie says, 'There`s trouble close at hand', you`d better pay attention now, cause I`m the Boogie man! #

'Talk about ambition…ya know, you`ve pissed us all off! How dare you think that you can just waltz in, and kill our L! And simply get off Scott-free! I`ll fuckin` kill you, you fucking piece of shit!' Matt roared, taking his cigarette and stabbing Raito in the forehead with it, delighting himself to hear Raito scream in pain. Matt considered setting him alight.

#And if you aren`t a-shakin`, there`s something very wrong,
cause this may be the last time you hear the Boogie song. #

'You think you can get away with it, you have another thing coming…speaking of which, where are your little pets, hmm?' Near said, as he twisted a doll`s head off. Near gave a chilling smile, and he ripped the doll limb, from limb.

'The penny floats…' he said cryptically.

#Whoa-oh, whoa-oh. Whoa-oh, whoa-oh. Whoa-oh, whoa oh. I`m (he`s) the Oogie Boogie man. And if I`m feelin` antsy, and there isn`t much to do, I might just cook a special batch of snake and spider stew. #

'Where are they?' Raito demanded, his mind a blur, until he remembered that day when Kiyomi Takada disappeared. Raito didn`t think much of it, until he got reports of the words "We Will Avenge Him Kira!" smeared on the walls of a popular part of the shopping district. It seemed that the culprit used blood instead of ink or paint. Then approximately 1 week later, Mikami vanished, only for the police to discover his life-less body hanging by his tie from a sweet-shop window a week later. The mortician found the letters "M + N + M" carved in the body in multiple areas, also, Mikami had his eyes ripped out…just like Takada…the eyes were later found with tooth-picks sticking out of them in a macabre version of lolly-pops.

#And don`t you know one thing, that would make it work so nice.
A roly-poly Sandy Claws, to add a little spice.
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh. Whoa-oh, whoa-oh. Whoa-oh, yeah. I`m (he`s) the Oogie Boogie man. #

'It was you 3…you did it! Wait until I get my hands on you! You`ll wish you was never born!' Raito snarled, Near yawned.

'The penny finally dropped…what d`you reckon we should do about the spare?' the albino asked, looking at Mello and Matt.

'Kill her…she`s not needed.' Was the dual answer.

#Release me now or you must face the dire consequences,
the children are expecting me so please come to your senses. #

'What do you mean "spare"? Tell me, you bastards!' Raito screeched, he fell silent when he heard a familiar voice scream in sheer terror, the Kira suspect began yelling at his captors.

'Misa! Let her go! Misaaaaa!' the door was wrenched open by Near`s agent: Giovanni who was holding a struggling Misa.

#Hah! You`re jokin`, you`re jokin, I can`t believe my ears.
Would someone shut this fellow up? I`m drownin` in my tears. He`s funny, I'm laughin`. #

'Good-bye Misa Amane…' Matt, Mello and Near chourused, Near signalling. Giovanni killed Misa via bullet to the brain.

'Misa was your little back-up plan, wasn`t she? Kyehahahah! Not any fucking longer!' Matt cackled as Giovanni dropped the still warm corpse. Raito began screaming in anger.

#You really are too much. And now, with your permission, I`m going to do my stuff.

What`re you going to do?

I`m gonna do the best I can. Whooaa! #

'Hmm, do you feel how we felt? Knowing that you caused your friends` deaths…' Mello trailed off, enjoying the horrified look Raito gave him. ~I need to get out of here and exterminate these little brats! I`ve worked far too hard to be taken down! ~

'What? Let me go, you little bastards!' Raito snarled.

#The sound of rollin` dice to me is music in the air, cause I`m a gamblin` boogie man, although I don`t play fair. #

'I guess we`ll have to flip on it.' Mello stated, pulling out a silver coin, a phone rang, blaring out the song "Oogie Boogie Man" from the Tim Burton`s movie "Nightmare Before Christmas" Matt dug out a silver phone from his pocket and began speaking German into it.

'Heads, you live…tails, you die…simple as.' Near said, clicking doll parts together to make a Frankenstein-ish doll.

#It`s much more fun, I must confess, with lives on the line.
Not mine of course, but yours old boy, now that`d be just fine. #

Mello smiled and flipped the coin high in the air. And caught it. Heads. Mello scowled and flipped it again. Near giggled.

#Release me fast or you have will have to answer for this heinous act.
Oh brother, you`re something. You put me in a spin. You aren`t comprehending the position that you`re in. #

4 sets of eyes followed the shiny coin, Matt ended the call with a evil grin and caught the coin as it fell.

'Tails…how…perfectly brilliant. The guys have found the Note-books and are bringing them here for burning.' He stated, as Raito came to a sudden conclusion.

#It`s hopeless, you`re finished, you haven`t got a prayer.
Cause I`m Mister Oogie Boogie, and you ain`t goin` nowhere. #

'Game over.' The trio grinned, pulling out guns and pointed them at him, and fired until they ran out of bullets.

'Outta bullets fellas…let`s leave his body for the crows, yeah?' Mello grinned, and the trio gathered their things, and left Kira –Raito Yagami-`s rapidly cooling corpse.