Here's Chapter 3! It's a bit longer than the other chapters and better! Hope you like it.
In the house Harry picks up letters and goes to kitchen and gave Uncle Vernon his letters but not his.
Dudley Look Dad! Harry's got a laser! Takes Harry's letter and gave it to Uncle Vernon.
Harry Laser?
Vernon Who would like to send letters to you? Looks at the letter. Oh! There's only 1 thing to do. Puts the letter under his butt and farts. The letter turns into soot.
The next day more letters came in.
Vernon Sawining where the mail goes in with wood. Din't do very good because there was a wide opening. 15 letters goes in. Crap! These are all for scarface!
Scarface REALLY?
Harry By Scarface he mans me. Sorry bro.
Scarface Oh...Fades away.
In the fire place the letters are all burnt into pieces because of Evil Vernon.
The Next day...
Vernon Do you know what I like about Sunday?
Dudley Because I get 20 presents and I take your meal?
Vernon Nope.
Harry Because you get no letters?
Vernon Right on, Harry!
Harry I have a feeling it's going to come out from the chimney.
Vernon Of course not Madman!
Letters comes from the chimney. 100,000,000,000,000,000,000, all for Harry.
Vernon Ugh! Ahh! Sees Harry taking a letter. Snatches it from his hand. Whacha gonna do now?!
Harry Uh? I dunno. Maybe take the other gajillions letters HERE!!!
Vernon Oh right. Well guess what!
Harry What?
Vernon Um... We're going far away from here! To the Island.
In the island there was a house where the Durley flock and Harry is in. Dursley flock are asleep. Harry writes HAPPY BIRTHDAY HARRY! in the sand.
Harry Make a wish Harry!
Harry I wish I can be a Wizard right now.
The Door falls down and there stood a giant.
Dursleys Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Giant Sorry about that. Puts door back into place.
Uncle Vernon takes his shotgun and points it the giant.
Giant Looking at Dudley. Long time no see Harry!
Dudley I'm not... Hi giant!
Harry pushes Dudley down.
Harry I-I-I'm Harry. Harry Potter.
Giant You're right. The real Harry's not fat. No offense fatso. Dudley starts crying. Rubius Hagrid.
Vernon Get out of our bloody house!
Hagrid goes toward Petunia and Uncle Vernon and takes the gun and breaks it in half.
Harry Why are you here uh Hagrid?
Hagrid Your a Wizard! Harry your a- hold on. Points umbrella to the fireplace and puts it on fire. Harry! You ARE a WIZARD!
Harry What!? I'm no Wizard! I'm Harry. Just Harry.
Hagrid Okay, Just Harry. YOU ARE A WIZARD, JUST HARRY!
Harry My name is Harry.
Hagrid Let's just say your a wizard. Oh! Here's proof. Hands Harry a letter.
Harry Reading the letter. I am a Wizard! Sweet!
Hagrid Here's a small present. Gives Harry a box. Accidently sat on it.
Harry Please don't be a kitty. Opens box and sees a cake with a huge but print.
Harry Thanks! Puts cake in a nearby chair.
Dudley eats the cake. Hagrid sees him eating it so he turned his butt into a little pig tail.
Dudley Help!
Petunia My little baby!
Hagrid Wanna go or not?
Harry Not.
Vernon Go stupid! Everybody hates you!
Hagrid Shut up! Looks at Harry. Your choice. Breaks door again and leaves the house.
Harry ...my wish came true for some reasons. It is either God or magic. I don't care about this fricken school but I'm still going! Leaves house.
Next Chapter! The train ride!
