Ive been evil enough to turn Inuyasha, chibi, insane, and soon to be a shopping bag. Ahem But turning him into a dog? If he were to read this, id be on the next trip to the milkey way... . No dont own Inuyasha. But I do own the meep reporters.
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Inuyasha: Rrrr.. (Trans: Baka, idiot!)
Buyo: Mewwww.(Trans: Nani's you're problem?)
Inuyasha: Mmrrr! (Trans: Feh.)
Buyo: Mewweewww. (Trans: Oh, so now you're the, 'baka'!)
Inuyasha: Grrrrr rufff. (Trans: WTH! You just keep swishing that lovely tail kitty, 'cuse it'll be gone soon!)
Buyo: Meeerrrr. (Trans: Rightttt. Baka dog. Just shut up...)
Inuyasha: RUF! (Trans: Make me!)
Buyo: Meww meww. (Trans: Kibble foot.)
Inuyasha: Ru...fff...mrrr. (Trans: Ne? Baka fat cat.)
Buyo: Meowwwww. (Trans: Kibble n' bits lover.)
Inuyasha: Merrrrr... (Trans: Keh, baka.)
With that said, Inuyasha walked off to find Kagome. Leaving Buyo sitting there.
'Shall I go after him? NAH! I like this spot right here... YATTA! Hes gone, hes gone!'
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Kagome was up in her room, doing her homework. When she heared someone enter the room. She look down to see Inuyasha struggling to get past the door.
Kagome almost let out a laugh. Suppressing her giggles, she opend the door for him. Inuyasha just let out a "Rrrrr... (Trans: Feh, coulda done it myself!)" He sighed.
Kagome started to speak. "I know you know what im saying Inuyasha and you want ramen, so i'll make it quick!" Kagome smiled. Inuyasha perked up at the name of ramen.
"We will go back and talk to Lady Kaede about this tomarrow, so that we have a better chance of you becomeing Hanyou again!" Kagome said as she dug threw her backpack.
"For now, i'll just make dinner." Kagome said sweetly and ran off to the kitchen.
Inuyasha sat on the floor bewildered with all that just happend in only six seconds.
"Rrr. (Trans: Feh)" Inuyasha said.
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Kagome ran around the kitchen frantically, looking for some ramen, Inuyasha would be pretty mad even if its just ramen.
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Kagomes thoughts
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Kagome: .
Inuyasha: (still in dog form) Starts singing opera.
Inuyasha: RRRRRRRRRRRRRWWWWWWWWW! (Trans: NOOOOOO)
Inuyasha: RUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Trans: NOO RAMEN! AH NOOOOOOOOO MY EYES)
Inuyasha: AUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Trans: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! RAMENNNNNNNNNNN AHHHHH NOOOOO MYYYY EYEESS!)
Kagome: X . X
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End Kagomes thoughts
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Kagome shivered. 'Ok, calm down. Inuyasha is not gonna sing oprea, just get Pizza. Its yummy, and he would like it too.' Kagome sighed in relife. 'If he does not like it, just get a head set Kagome.' She told herself mentally.
Kagome picked up the phone and dialed a pizza number. (A/N: Heh, like id say the number to ya'll, what disasters could happen then .)
"Hell O! Dis is da piz'a place, Teli-ogo-pho-go!" A voice said. "Ehehehe. Um, hi... I'd like to order the suprem super pizza, with lots of green pepper!" Kagome said.
"Doe k!" The man said. "Soooo, youd liked da sma'll piz'a with lotz of yell'ow urine! And'y thing eles?" The pizza man. "No NO! Not yellow urine, Id like suprem super pizza. With actully heh, can that just be cheese?" Kagome said.
Kagome shivered at the thought of what the toppings could be. "Yes yes! It will come within the hour!" The man smiled. Kagome sighed. "Hai, arigatou! I live on..." Kagome said and hung up. (A/N: Im not giving adresses either )
Kagome was only more kowaii now. She did not know what the cheese would turn out like. "Ehehehe, Inuyasha. Were having pizza becuse I have no ramen." Kagome yelled out. 'Ramen sound pretty tempting right now. Pizza is off my list after this, FOR EVER.' Kagome shivered again.
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2 ½ hours later (Kagomes Pov)
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DING DONG
"AH! Pizza!" Kagome yelled. She ran up to the door. Just as she ran towards the door she heard thumping. 'Sigh, Sota again.' Kagome thought.
"Konnitiwa!" Kagome greeted. "He'y you! Piz'a!" He said happily. Kagome sighed and took the Pizza. "So oh much do I owe you?" Kagome asked.
"Eh... oh. 50 yen ¥." The man said as he went out of his trance. Kagome handed him the money and took the pizza, and shut the door as she felt a little breeze past her legs. "JA NE!" She yelled to him threw the closed door.
She placed the pizza onto her table and sat down to eat. "Inuyasha, dinner?" She said.
She heared a scream outside. She walked out there and the man was dancing down the road. He had even left his van. (A/N: Me: O.o Kagome: O.O)
'Oh well.' She said. She went and opend the pizza. It was green and bubbling green. "EKK!" Kagome yelled. She backed away as fast as she could and hit the wall.
Inuyasha ran in to see whats the matter. He noticed the pizza and started to growl lowly. Kagome smiled when she saw him. "Gomen Inuyasha, just the pizza was a bit sc..." She saw Inuyasha jump at the Pizza, and started eating it.
Kagome took a breath to suppress her scream in awe. 'Ewww, ewww...' Kagome thought.
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2 ½ hours later (Inuyashas Pov)
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DINGGGGGGGGG DONGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Inuyasha heared a HUGE noise ring threw out the house. His triangel ears pressed against his head. 'DAMN FUCKIN noise.' He thought. He thought he heared Kagome scream so he ran down to save her from noise or foe.
He ran down the stairs to see what it was, but he slipped and fell crashing into millions of stairs and then hit the wall. 'Own dammit.' He thought madly.
Inuyasha saw a chubby man talking to 'His' Kagome. 'Oh dammit, mine?' He thought. 'Where the hell did that come from?'
Kagome sounded like she was in trouble, so Inuyasha went to attack his prey. Kagome started to close the door. 'Oh no you dont fatty!' He thought as he passed kagome and made it out the door.
He ran down to the man who was getting into his demon with wheels. Inuyasha growled. He pounced and attacked the truck first, deflating the tire. 'Heh take that demon!' He thought.
Then he went after the man. He went down and bit his ankle. "AHHFFFFF!!!" The man screamed. Inuyasha ran for the bushes. And the man started jumoing, it look suspiciously like dancing.
Inuyasha woffed in triumph. 'Dont come back, human! Heh.' Inuyasha thought.
Kagome had opened the door to see what happend, she looked down the road to see the man dacing off in the distance. Well Kagome wondered and sighed, Inuyasha ran back inside happy to know Kagome was safe.
Kagome had closed the door again in wonder and walked into the kitchen. Then Inuyasha heared a scream about two minutes later. 'THE DEMON LEFT A TRAP!' He thought.
He saw weird pizza stuff. It glowed. It looked good. Inuyasha lowered onto his hind feet and crouched down.
He got ready for it...
...for the kill...
... and he sprung into action!
...And hit the pizza, and started eating it.
Insert Slow-moe
Kagome saw and in a deep and boyish voice said "NOOO...OOOO...EEEW...WWWW!". She slid to the floor.
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Done, sorry. I had go to some stupid camp on the weekend and now look what happend, it came out late :( Oh well :) Im done this finally. I'll update as much as possible for now on JA NE! - Gerbil
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Inuyasha: Rrrr.. (Trans: Baka, idiot!)
Buyo: Mewwww.(Trans: Nani's you're problem?)
Inuyasha: Mmrrr! (Trans: Feh.)
Buyo: Mewweewww. (Trans: Oh, so now you're the, 'baka'!)
Inuyasha: Grrrrr rufff. (Trans: WTH! You just keep swishing that lovely tail kitty, 'cuse it'll be gone soon!)
Buyo: Meeerrrr. (Trans: Rightttt. Baka dog. Just shut up...)
Inuyasha: RUF! (Trans: Make me!)
Buyo: Meww meww. (Trans: Kibble foot.)
Inuyasha: Ru...fff...mrrr. (Trans: Ne? Baka fat cat.)
Buyo: Meowwwww. (Trans: Kibble n' bits lover.)
Inuyasha: Merrrrr... (Trans: Keh, baka.)
With that said, Inuyasha walked off to find Kagome. Leaving Buyo sitting there.
'Shall I go after him? NAH! I like this spot right here... YATTA! Hes gone, hes gone!'
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Kagome was up in her room, doing her homework. When she heared someone enter the room. She look down to see Inuyasha struggling to get past the door.
Kagome almost let out a laugh. Suppressing her giggles, she opend the door for him. Inuyasha just let out a "Rrrrr... (Trans: Feh, coulda done it myself!)" He sighed.
Kagome started to speak. "I know you know what im saying Inuyasha and you want ramen, so i'll make it quick!" Kagome smiled. Inuyasha perked up at the name of ramen.
"We will go back and talk to Lady Kaede about this tomarrow, so that we have a better chance of you becomeing Hanyou again!" Kagome said as she dug threw her backpack.
"For now, i'll just make dinner." Kagome said sweetly and ran off to the kitchen.
Inuyasha sat on the floor bewildered with all that just happend in only six seconds.
"Rrr. (Trans: Feh)" Inuyasha said.
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Kagome ran around the kitchen frantically, looking for some ramen, Inuyasha would be pretty mad even if its just ramen.
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Kagomes thoughts
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Kagome: .
Inuyasha: (still in dog form) Starts singing opera.
Inuyasha: RRRRRRRRRRRRRWWWWWWWWW! (Trans: NOOOOOO)
Inuyasha: RUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Trans: NOO RAMEN! AH NOOOOOOOOO MY EYES)
Inuyasha: AUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Trans: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! RAMENNNNNNNNNNN AHHHHH NOOOOO MYYYY EYEESS!)
Kagome: X . X
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End Kagomes thoughts
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Kagome shivered. 'Ok, calm down. Inuyasha is not gonna sing oprea, just get Pizza. Its yummy, and he would like it too.' Kagome sighed in relife. 'If he does not like it, just get a head set Kagome.' She told herself mentally.
Kagome picked up the phone and dialed a pizza number. (A/N: Heh, like id say the number to ya'll, what disasters could happen then .)
"Hell O! Dis is da piz'a place, Teli-ogo-pho-go!" A voice said. "Ehehehe. Um, hi... I'd like to order the suprem super pizza, with lots of green pepper!" Kagome said.
"Doe k!" The man said. "Soooo, youd liked da sma'll piz'a with lotz of yell'ow urine! And'y thing eles?" The pizza man. "No NO! Not yellow urine, Id like suprem super pizza. With actully heh, can that just be cheese?" Kagome said.
Kagome shivered at the thought of what the toppings could be. "Yes yes! It will come within the hour!" The man smiled. Kagome sighed. "Hai, arigatou! I live on..." Kagome said and hung up. (A/N: Im not giving adresses either )
Kagome was only more kowaii now. She did not know what the cheese would turn out like. "Ehehehe, Inuyasha. Were having pizza becuse I have no ramen." Kagome yelled out. 'Ramen sound pretty tempting right now. Pizza is off my list after this, FOR EVER.' Kagome shivered again.
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2 ½ hours later (Kagomes Pov)
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DING DONG
"AH! Pizza!" Kagome yelled. She ran up to the door. Just as she ran towards the door she heard thumping. 'Sigh, Sota again.' Kagome thought.
"Konnitiwa!" Kagome greeted. "He'y you! Piz'a!" He said happily. Kagome sighed and took the Pizza. "So oh much do I owe you?" Kagome asked.
"Eh... oh. 50 yen ¥." The man said as he went out of his trance. Kagome handed him the money and took the pizza, and shut the door as she felt a little breeze past her legs. "JA NE!" She yelled to him threw the closed door.
She placed the pizza onto her table and sat down to eat. "Inuyasha, dinner?" She said.
She heared a scream outside. She walked out there and the man was dancing down the road. He had even left his van. (A/N: Me: O.o Kagome: O.O)
'Oh well.' She said. She went and opend the pizza. It was green and bubbling green. "EKK!" Kagome yelled. She backed away as fast as she could and hit the wall.
Inuyasha ran in to see whats the matter. He noticed the pizza and started to growl lowly. Kagome smiled when she saw him. "Gomen Inuyasha, just the pizza was a bit sc..." She saw Inuyasha jump at the Pizza, and started eating it.
Kagome took a breath to suppress her scream in awe. 'Ewww, ewww...' Kagome thought.
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2 ½ hours later (Inuyashas Pov)
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DINGGGGGGGGG DONGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Inuyasha heared a HUGE noise ring threw out the house. His triangel ears pressed against his head. 'DAMN FUCKIN noise.' He thought. He thought he heared Kagome scream so he ran down to save her from noise or foe.
He ran down the stairs to see what it was, but he slipped and fell crashing into millions of stairs and then hit the wall. 'Own dammit.' He thought madly.
Inuyasha saw a chubby man talking to 'His' Kagome. 'Oh dammit, mine?' He thought. 'Where the hell did that come from?'
Kagome sounded like she was in trouble, so Inuyasha went to attack his prey. Kagome started to close the door. 'Oh no you dont fatty!' He thought as he passed kagome and made it out the door.
He ran down to the man who was getting into his demon with wheels. Inuyasha growled. He pounced and attacked the truck first, deflating the tire. 'Heh take that demon!' He thought.
Then he went after the man. He went down and bit his ankle. "AHHFFFFF!!!" The man screamed. Inuyasha ran for the bushes. And the man started jumoing, it look suspiciously like dancing.
Inuyasha woffed in triumph. 'Dont come back, human! Heh.' Inuyasha thought.
Kagome had opened the door to see what happend, she looked down the road to see the man dacing off in the distance. Well Kagome wondered and sighed, Inuyasha ran back inside happy to know Kagome was safe.
Kagome had closed the door again in wonder and walked into the kitchen. Then Inuyasha heared a scream about two minutes later. 'THE DEMON LEFT A TRAP!' He thought.
He saw weird pizza stuff. It glowed. It looked good. Inuyasha lowered onto his hind feet and crouched down.
He got ready for it...
...for the kill...
... and he sprung into action!
...And hit the pizza, and started eating it.
Insert Slow-moe
Kagome saw and in a deep and boyish voice said "NOOO...OOOO...EEEW...WWWW!". She slid to the floor.
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Done, sorry. I had go to some stupid camp on the weekend and now look what happend, it came out late :( Oh well :) Im done this finally. I'll update as much as possible for now on JA NE! - Gerbil
