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OK, here we go. Chapter 3. On the plane. Ooooh, I hear you say. Well, I heard you, even if you didn't say it.

Nearly forgot. DISCLAIMER: AS TRINITY HAS SUBTLEY MENTIONED TWICE BEFORE SHE OWNS SHIT ALL BECAUSE SHE SPENDS ALL HER MONEY ON PS2 GAMES. XBOX USERS DON'T FLAME ME I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST IT. OR GAMECUBE. OR, GOD FORBID, SEGA. SHE DOES NOT OWN YU-GI-OH.

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/On the Plane/ *Steve is not here* *he wants to be paid for his work*

The various characters from the earlier chapters have just stepped through the door to the plane. The stewardess shows them where to sit because that's her job.

Yami B: I get tabs on the window seat!

Yami M: No way! I wanna sit there!

Yami B: I'm sitting there, quitsies!

Yami M: Startsies! I'm sitting there startsies overule quitsies.

Yami B: Bitch.

Yami M: You da bitch!

Malik: Yami Malik! I've warned you before about speaking like you're from the ghetto.

Yami M: Soz, bro.

Ryou ends up sitting in the window seat. Err.....that's it.

A voice comes over the telecom.

'Welcome to...This Aeroplane. We hope your journey will be pleasant.'

Joey: *falls to floor clutching head* NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!

Yugi: Joey! Get up, quick!

Yami: Aha! A disturbed soul in dire need of my skills! *'flies' over to Joey making whooshing noise.* Fear not, Joey, friend of Yugi and chihuahua of Kaiba! I will save you using telekinesis!

Yami B: Yeah, right. Anybody here who believes in telekinesis, raise my hand.

Yami: Do not mock what you do not understand, Bakura! Witness my power!

Joey: No thank you! I'm fine!

Yami: This, this wonderful object, is my Syringe of Telekinetic Enlightenment!

Joey: SHIT!

Joey bounds to his feet and Runs For His Life. Yami 'whooshes' after him.

Joey: CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP!

Mystery Passenger: Do not despair, Joey-chan, I will save your precious butt!

Mystery Passenger thrusts her leg out and trips Yami. Mystery Passenger has hazel eyes and brown hair. Mystery Passenger seems to have a worrying obsession with red. Mystery Passenger is a .......RABID FAN GIRL! *da da daaaahhhhh!* *God, I'm reduced to producing my own sound efects.* *come back Steve* *for less typing time-comsumption/ a lazy arse like me, Rabid Fan Girl is now RFG.*

RFG: *turns to Joey* Say hello to your future

Joey: Hello.

Pilot on Telecom: *yes I know they aren't called that.* Please fasten your seatbelts. We will be taking off shortly.

Yami M: Pilot's voices really wind me up. They're all y'know, Look At Me I'm Driving a Plane. Y'get it?

Yami B: *nods* I hear you. Who died and made him Darth Vader?

Pilot: Two boys in row Q I heard that.

Yami M&B: Good.

Pilot: Clear for take off. And due to budget cuts, two passengers will have to do without meals for this flight. Heh heh heh... that'll show 'em....

Yami B: Well, I don't care, I'm sure Ryou will, ahem, kindly donate some grub.

Yami M: Tucker.

Yami B: Vittles.

Yami M: Nosh.

Yami B: Belly Fuel.

Ryou: .........

Yami B: Hey, what's up, humperdink?

Yami M: Humperdink?

Yami B: I dunno.

Yami M: Hee hee. Humperdink.

Yami B: Lubadub.

Yami M: Lubadub?

Yami B: I dunno.

Yami M: Hee hee. Lubadub.

Yugi: Ryou? That's a rather attractive shade of beige you've gone there.

Malik: Don't ask. Retreat into your own little world......*starts humming*

Ryou: I....h-hate.....flying.

Yami B: *smirks* Hey! Y'know what'd really be cool right about now? A crash. A really big one with fire and gas explosions and screaming and various famous corpses.

Ryou: o_o

Yami M: Or if the plane loses control at a really high altitude and shrivels into flaming debris.

Ryou: 0_0

Yugi: Aww........Leave him alone.

Yami M: You gonna make us?

Yami B: Bring it on, you bite-size human.

Yugi: Alright, you win.

Joey: AAAAAAAGGHHHHH!!!!!

Yugi: Joey! What is it boy? Speak!

Joey: Iwenttogpidontknowwhatimsayingineedhelpgetheraway!

Yugi: Joey! Think before you say each word!

Joey: There's a girl on the plane and she's crazy! She knows everything about me! And I don't know her!

Yami B: Cool. Can you point her out?

Joey: Yes! The psycho in red!

Yami M: Can you be more specific?

Joey: The one with the sign!

RFG is holding a sign which says 'If You Can Read This You're In Range. XXX'

Joey: You've gotta help me dudes! And err....yeah yeah dude. Ryou? What's up?

Ryou: *exaggerated pukish expression*

Newsflash: Buy new Exaggerated Emotions Faces. They're easy to apply and dang popular with you extroverts. Or you misunderstood souls who really need to get their feeling across.

Yugi: He's feeling none too good. Oops.

Yami: Yes! I still feature in this chapter! Here I am Ryou! Fear not!

Yami B: I'm really quite sick of you.

Yami: You're sick?

Yami B: Yep.

Yami: Of me?

Yami B: Damn straight.

Yami: B-but....why?

Yami B: Well, the fact that you have an IQ levelling that of a raisin, your unhealthy obsession with Alternative Healing, your plan to dominate the world using your custom super-strength hairgel.....

Yami: Where did you find that?

Yami B: Oh, in a padlocked box at the back of a long corridor concealed behind your linen closet which incedentally was locked in many places and filled with motion sensors. You really should be more careful where you put these things.

Yami: Bitch.

Yami M: You da bitch!

Malik: Yami Malik!

Yami M: Soz, humperdink.

Malik: What?

RFG: Hey! Joey! Wanna share my chocolate pudding?

Joey: Yeah!

Yugi: Well, at least Joey's fine. Ryou?

Ryou: Digestive,,,,system......failing.....

Yugi: You want another sick bag?

Ryou: Used.....twelve already......

Yami B: When did the plane take off? How come we're nearly at France?

Everybody: Wizard.

Yami B: Ah.

Joey: Hey....you don't have a chocolate pudding.......

Yami B: Since Ryou can't eat, I volunteer him to donate to a worthy cause. Which is, of course, me.

Yami M: Ha ha! Arrogance! Boo Yah! *gives Yami B high five* I mean, I thought I was an atheist until I realised I was God.

Yami: My God can beat up your God.

Yami M: Wanna bet? I'll take it on right here, right now!

Yami B: Hey hey, we've not finished yet! I nearly killed the world's sexiest guy, then realised there was a law against suicide.

Yami M: Touché.

Ryou: Help me......

Joey: HELP ME!

Yugi: Help us escape this madhouse!

Yami: Help me regain my pride!

Malik: Help is urgently required!

Yami M: Help me think of a self-centred quote!

Yami B: Help these cretins!

Swiss Yodeller on top of Mountain: Help me get my radishes out of my volvo!

German Engineer: Help me find Heinekenn!

Trinity: Help me finish this chapter!

Pilot: We are now entering Paris. Please fasten your seatbelts. Brown haired girl and blonde haired guy do not get to cosy, we are landing soon. Evil white haired boy and evil blpnde friend, as you slide down the banister of life, may your ass collect many splinters. Rot in Hell. Fragile looking white haired boy stop hyperventilating. None of our staff are qualified in resuscitation techniques. Trinity, stop typing, your knuckles are white. Thank you.

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Chapter 3! Whadd'ya think? I personally think this was a little poor, but, as I am constantly reminded, what I think does not matter. RFG - Respect. You know who you are. Thanks again to all you wonderful, wonderful people who spare me your precious time.

Next chapter: Checking into the airport. Du du du du. Anyone else wanna be involved? We're all friends! If you wanna be a customer in the Hotel, please say so, and I will accomodate you.

Bye for now........

'I'm not as dumb as you look.'