Chapter 3

After Dragonite's furious Hyper Beam, he went down to help the chewed up Ash.

DRAGONITE used HELPING HAND.

Once Ash was revived, he thanked Dragonite. Then Dragonite flew away for no apparent reason…

Ash walked back to where Brock and Misty were.

"Hey Ash! While you were gone, we found some wild Ponyta to ride on, you know, so we can get outta here!" Brock said, holding the reins to some Ponytas.

"Coolio!" Ash replied.

When Ash received his Ponyta, he stared at with disgust. Its head and neck were bigger than its body, which was shorter than its legs.

"Ew, why's mine gotta be ugly?" Ash whined.

In the background, Misty said, "Because you are."

"Ash! You made it cry! It's tears will put out it's flames!" Brock screamed.

"So?" Ash said, holding the reins of the hideous weeping Ponyta.

"IT WILL DIE!" Brock screamed louder.

"Oh…" Ash said, holding the reins of the hideous dead Ponyta.

"I didn't mean to!" Ash said.

"ASH!" Misty and Brock screamed.

Brock face-palmed himself, "We'll just have to find a solution…"

A FEW MINUTES LATER…

Misty was leading on her Ponyta, Brock behind on his Ponyta, who was dragging a makeshift wagon which was carrying Ash.

"Weeeell… That's what I get…" Ash said.

A little later, Ash said, "Brock! I gotta potty!"

"OH FINE! Go over there!" Brock was seething with rage at this point.

Ash wandered into some woods.

"Hmm… where's a good spot…?" Ash said to himself. "Here's a good spot!"

Ash wandered right up to a wild Ursering, thinking it was a good spot to pee…

"Oh! Hi there! Do you mind turning around while I go potty? Please."

"GRRR!" Ursering growled. Then it gobbled up Ash.

CHEW CHEW CHEW

Ash tickled the Ursering's tongue.

"HA HA AHAHAHA A AHH!" It laughed as it spat Ash out.

"Huh. I've really discovered a lesson in all this: don't stand in front of wild Pokemon… because they WILL eat you…" Ash said aloud.

BOOM BOOM BOOM

"Huh? What's that?"

A wild GROUDON appeared.

"A Groudon?! Really?! Is that even necessary?! I didn't even get to pee yet!"

To Be Continued…

Once again, Pikachu is not in this chapter, but you know… these things take time… READ AND REVIEW! (please!)