Whee! Here's ch.3! That's all I have to say!
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Juri: (stares at the Monopoly Man) I-It can't be…
Utena: NUUUUUUUU!!!!! Its worst than I thought!!!
Monopoly Man: MWAHAHAHA!! FEAR ME MASSES! FOR I AM, THE MONOPOLY MAN!
Everyone minus Anthy and Chuchu screams.
Monopoly Man: (begins singing 'The Revelation of Absolute Destiny' for absolutely no reason.) Zettai unmei mokushiroku Shuseii--
Utena screams bloody murder.
Utena: NOOOOOO!!!! IT MUST BE SOME KIND OF DEATH SONG!!!!! MY EARS!!!!!
Monopoly Man(will now be known as MM cause I'm lazy): HEY! How dare you interrupt me you bitch!
Utena: Wahh Anthy he's yelling at meee! (Hides behind Anthy)
Anthy sighs and shakes her head.
Anthy: Listen, Mr. …Monopoly Man..My friends and I are here o--
Monopoly Man: WHEE!!!!! (he begins jumping around the them)
Saionji: WHEEEE!!!! (jumps with him)
Everyone sweatdrops.
Anthy: Hey! Are you listening!?
MM: Nope, not at all.
He hops by Juri, who's eyes widen.
Juri: AHHH!!! Like, oh my god, that pervert groped me! Sicko! (she bitchslaps him)
MM: Oh, fiesty are we? (winks at her)
Juri: EWWW!
Miki: Yo, hey brudda, that's MY ho!
MM: (sticks his tongue out at Miki)
Chuchu: KYAAAA!!! (he jumps on the Monopoly man and bites him)
MM: YEOWWWWWWWW!!!!!
Chuchu: LISTEN HERE YOU ASSWIPE! We're on a goddamn mission so we can get back home! And we need your HELP! Now, what do you know about the Star, Rainbow, or Rose Crystals!?
MM: o.o; ohhhh =3 You want the Star Crystal do you?
All: Yes!
Nanami: Please.
MM: Well…
Anthy: Well?
MM: Do you know…………The Muffin Man?
Anthy: The Muffin Man?
MM: The Muffin Man.
Chuchu: The Muffin Man?
MM: The Muffin Man.
Utena: The M-Muffin Man?..
MM: The Muffin Man.
Touga: The Muffin Man?
MM: The Muffin Man.
Saionji: WHEE!! X3 The Mu--
Anthy: ALRIGHT IT'S THE GODDAMNED MUFFIN MAN!
MM: Yes, The Muffin Man.
Chuchu: What about him? No, we don't know him.
MM: If you want the Star Crystal, then you must find the Muffin Man. And bring him to me.
Anthy sighs.
Anthy: Alright, do you know where we can find him?
MM: I'd check the next town up the road. Its called Chicken Cookie Town.
Chuchu: Chicken Cookie Town?
MM: Chicken Cookie Town.
Utena: Chicken Cookie Town?
MM: Chicken Cookie Town.
Nanami: Chicken C--
Anthy: PLEASE LETS NOT START THAT AGAIN! .
All: Okies smokies.
Anthy stares at them oddly.
Anthy: ..o…k…
Chuchu: (Sigh) I guess lets go find this Muffin Man at Chicken Cookie Town..
The others nod and leave The Monopoly Man smirks to himself.
MM: Yes, Muffy once your returned to me, I'll never let you leave again…MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! (is whacked in the head by a monopoly board) Ouch…
DUN DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!
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Well, that's it, how was it? Please review everyone, I'll update when I can! Bye for now! =3
