That night, everyone was at a bonfire in Nazz's yard. Kevin and Nazz sat by the fire, sharing marshmallows.

From the shadows, the invisible ghosts watched with glee. They had made the kids happy! "Ain't this just heartwarming?" breathed Boo.

"Gee," nodded Quivers, "everyone's having a good time."

"And no Calvin or the others in sight," added Wendell.

"We'll get them tomorrow," said Boo, producing the chart of kids. "Let's see who else is on our 'unhappy' list. Let's see...hey, here's one! Double D!"

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Double D, at that moment, was sitting in the distance with Ed and Eddy.

"Keep gluing!" said Eddy. "We're almost done!" The Eds were putting globs of glue on sticks and selling them as marshmallows. Well, trying to sell them was a better phrase. Business was slow when there was love in the air.

"They are so puffy!" squealed Ed.

Eddy nudged his other friend. "Wanna help us sell them, sockhead?"

"No thank you," Double D sighed deeply. "This isn't a very happy Valentine's Day...all I've gotten is a Kanker attack."

"So you didn't get Nazz. So what? Me and Ed don't have her, either."

"Oh, but I've come so close before!" exclaimed Double D. "I always let her get away, though."

"Catch and release, Double D!" Ed seemed to be trying to comfort his friend. "When I look into the little fishy's eyes, I cannot bear to eat it! So I eat the worms instead."

"Thank you for sharing, Ed. I think I'll sit this scam out."

Eddy shrugged. It would probably be better to leave him alone tonight, he decided. "Okay, more cash for us."

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A lone group, separate from the party, sat behind a house. The GROSS Club. They were ready.

"The bonfire is bringing out the fight in me!" hissed Hobbes. "I feel the embers a-glowing!"

Calvin stared dead ahead. "Eye of the tiger, Hobbes."

"Two of 'em, to be exact."

"Water balloons ready?" asked Jason.

"Always!" said Marcus. "What's the signal?"

"When I run out screaming," said Calvin. "You three do the same."

Hobbes rolled his eyes. "Can't we have a better signal than that? I can't tell your screaming from your normal speaking voice." This, of course, set the pair off fighting.

"I think our attack's been delayed," muttered Jason.

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Double D was still sitting alone when Boo, Wendell and Quivers jump out, scaring the daylights out of him.

"BOO!" screeched the ghost of the same name. "Ha ha ha, couldn't resist. Sorry, Double D. Remember us?"

Double D, a little shaky, got to his feet. "Yes, weren't you the ghosts that almost took over camp?"

"I'm so guilty!" sobbed Quivers.

"We're sorry about that," apologized Boo. "We're here to apologize by helping you have the best Valentine's Day ever!"

"Until tomorrow, that is," added Wendell.

"Thank you," sighed Double D, "but I have no one to give a Valentine to."

"But you want Naaaaaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzz," sang Boo.

"Like, we heard you, man," explained Wendell.

"I think you seem like a polite fellow," smiled Quivers. "Why wouldn't Nazz want you?"

Double D gazed at the girl from a distance. "Oh, but she's...she's..."

"She's just a girl," insisted Quivers. "Nothing to be afraid of, which is really saying something for me!"

"We're the scary ones, remember?" Wendell reminded him.

"She can't be JUST a girl!" cried Boo. "No one's too good for Double D! We know that, now we have to convince YOU! Cue the flamboyant number!"

(To the tune of "A Guy Like You" from Hunchback of Notre Dame)

Boo: A guy like you

Is bound for great heights

A guy like you

The ladies love, stroke, and caress

You are the tops

On all your fansites

Just ask her out

Quivers and Wendell: She'll shout

All Three: "Heck yes!"

Wendell: Behind your back

The kids may snicker

Quivers: But they are jealous

Of your wit and charm, it's true

Boo: And though you're built

Like a stick figure

All Three: They wouldn't care

Who's always there?

A guy like you!

Wendell: Take it from this ghost

When you're a nerd, you can feel lonely

Quivers: Buddy, I know you can't let her go

Get her in sight

All Three: Right!

All Three: She's sitting here

(Wendell and Quivers: A guy like you, although you're wimpy)

Boo: And she's just waiting

(Wendell and Quivers: Despite that fact, we think you're simply)

Don't act so queer and never fear

(Wendell and Quivers: The right guy here, your face ain't pimple-y)

We'll get ya through

(Wendell and Quivers: Though that part needs debating)

Cause she is near

All Three: Perfect for dating

We know you're Mr. Right

Don't make us sing all night

All girls say you're the best

Spill out your love, confess

Every girl needs a guy like you!

Boo: You get this jist?

We made a list

We know she'll love a guy like you!

Double D was bewildered by the sudden burst of music. Yes, he had been in songs before, but never one so energetic and all about him! It had certainly raised his spirits. "Do you really think so?"

"All you gotta do is get over there and woo her," encouraged Boo, "and you'll have her toute suite!"

"That's French for 'toot sweet,'" explained Quivers.

With a nod to the ghosts, Double D slowly started over to Nazz. "Excuse me, Nazz...I...I..."

Nazz, who had been taking a few pictures, snapped a shot of the trembling boy. "Isn't this a great Valentine's Day?" she smiled, unaware of how terrified Double D was.

"Oh, yes!" squeaked the Edd with two D's. "Yes indeed! And I...I...I..."

"Hey, Nazz, is this dork bothering you?" Kevin suddenly entered the scene.

"Um, I don't think so."

Double D's eyes were wide with fear. "I...I...I..."

"He's dying out there!" moaned Boo from their hiding place.

"Is that such a bad thing?" asked Quivers, cautiously.

"When you're not a ghost, it is!"

"So what are we supposed to do?" grumbled Wendell.

Boo's grim was widen than ever. "Quite simple! We help him. The best love is the kind you have to threaten with a shotgun barrel to get it work."

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Marie, May, and Lee were hiding in the bushes, holding onto Ed and Eddy. The Kankers had just ever-so-rudely interrupted their scam.

"We got OUR boyfriends, Marie," said Lee. "Where's yours?"

"I can't find him," complained the blue-haired Kanker.

May spied on Double D from the distance. "Uh-oh. Looks like he's cheating on you!"

Double D was still stammering by Nazz. "I...I..."

"He's dead!" hissed Marie. The Kanker dashed for her "boyfriend".

At that exact moment, the GROSS Club suddenly appeared, armed with waterballoons. "ATTACK!"

Marie tackled Double D and Nazz.

"We can't let him blow it!" moaned Boo. Turning invisible, the ghost threw Marie off of her victims. As a result, Nazz was now lying on top of Double D, making him blush harder.

"I...I..."

As Boo flew through the air with Marie, she was spotted by Jason. "It's a regular duck hunt!" cried the boy.

Jason and Marcus started flinging balloons at her. In response, Boo simply dropped the girl on them, leading to an instant attack.

"MEN DOWN!" squealed Marcus. "MEN DOWN!"

Double D continued to stammer. "I...I..."

Kevin ran through the crowd of kids, chasing Calvin. "YOU DORKS!"

"Look who's talking!" Calvin shot back. "Only a real dork would be hanging around with girls!"

Double D continued to stammer. "I...I..."

Marie charged at him again, only to be tripped by Wendell (who had materialized a leg for the occasion).

"What do we do, Boo?" panicked Quivers. "He's losing it!"

"Did he ever have it?" asked Wendell.

"Whether he had it or not, we'll give it to him now!" Boo pulled out a bow and arrow and flew into the sky.

"Hey, what was 'it,' anyway?" wondered Quivers.

Marie scrambled to her feet, but was run down by Kevin chasing Calvin and Hobbes.

Double D continued to stammer. "I...I..."

Boo adjusted his arrows and looked down at Double D and Nazz. "Let's see if I can get this right..."

(To the tune of "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star")

Cupid's arrow's pretty sharp

Yet as gentle as a harp

When I send you through the night

Jab his butt and do what's right!

Boo fired the arrow at Double D, stabbing him directly in the rear. "WILL YOU MARRY ME?" he blurted out.

All action immediately came to a halt.

Now it was Nazz's turn to stammer. "I...I..."

"Good thing I laced this in extra love juice!" grinned Boo. Grabbing another arrow, he shot it at Nazz.

"YES!" she cried, under the love spell.

"Some people have all the luck," sighed Charlie Brown.

Most kids cheered, aside from Kevin, Marie, and the GROSS Club.