Before you start reading, I have something to say, I am sorry for not updating for a while, I have a lot of work to do and my friend to is lazy to write anymore because he is lazy that's all. Again, I apologize for the lateness and my failure to update faster. I will try to update sooner for you all, at least I will try to. Well, I am really glad that all of you liked the stories I wrote. Thank you all for your patients.


StormsTorrents: I am going to enjoy torturing you guys!

Gray: No way! I'm getting out of here!

Natsu: Yeah! Me too!

Natsu and Gray runs away but then suddenly got trapped in a cage.

StormsTorrents: HAHAHA! You do know that I am the creator so I can do WHATEVER I wish!

Natsu and Gray: Fudgenipple!

StormsTorrents: Let the torture begin! But first...

Natsu: But first what?

StormsTorrents: I don't own Fairy Tail!

Gray: That is kind of obvious, isn't Natsu?

Natsu: Yeah!

Snaps finger...

ZAP!

Natsu and Gray: AHHHHH!

StormsTorrents: Didn't I say that I am God? Now shut up!

Natsu and Gray: Aye sir!


Natsu and Gray both had lost the Food Battle last month so it time for their punishment. Now they will face their punishment!

"So, what should I do to torture you guys?" asked Lucy smirking. "I think now I can finally get revenge for the times you invade my house, Natsu!"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! Please don't torture me! begged Natsu like a dog.

"Oh too bad!" said Lucy

From across the room, there are Lisanna, Mirajane, and Elfman chatting about Natsu while Natsu is begging for retribution like a poor dog.

"Sis, why aren't you joining the fun in torturing Natsu and Gray?" asked Elfman.

"It's because I feel bad for the two." replied Mirajane.

"Oh really? I think it because you wanted to save the worst punishment for last right?" asked Lisanna

"How do you know?!" replied Mirajane

"Because that's how you're a man!" exclaimed Elfman

"Anyway, good luck surviving Natsu even though I doubt you will!" yelled Lisanna

"Natsu! Be more like a man!" yelled Elfman

"Save me!" cried Natsu

While Natsu is crying, Lucy thought of a very evil torture for Natsu. She was so sure that she was going to have her revenge that she could already see it.

"Natsu~, I got one!" said Lucy.

Natsu gulped.

"It is that you must eat ONE HUNDRED of Gray's food and you can't eat ANY hot food, too." said Lucy with an evil smile on her face.

"NOOOO! NOT MY SUPER HOT SPICY CURRY RICE THAT I DIDN'T EVEN GET EAT! complained Natsu. "I WON'T DO IT!"

"God, if you would." asked Lucy.

Magically, a toy train appeared and started to move near Natsu.

"NOOOO! ANYTHING BUT A TOY TRAIN!" yelled Natsu in fear.

Suddenly, one hundred ice cream sundaes appeared out of nowhere and Natsu's curry disappeared.

"Eat or ride." said Lucy smirking with joy because she finally got her revenge.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the room, Gray is being tortured by Juvia. (Please don't think about it)

"Next, I want you to hug Juvia and say that you love Juvia!" said Juvia blushing.

"NO! WHY WOULD I DO THAT!?" questioned Gray in shock.

"Because God will force you to." said Juvia.

"W-what? HELL NO!" said Gray then tried to run but suddenly, his body just turned around and hugged Juvia.

"Juvia, I love you." mumbled Gray with a blush.

"Oh this is my dream come true! I love you so much Gray that I want to kiss you!" said Juvia.

"Juvia..." said Gray.

"Gray-sama..." said Juvia.

Off in the corner, Erza and Happy stood there video taping the whole thing.

"I wonder how much we could make if we sold this?" asked Erza.

"Probably a lot!" replied Happy. "I could buy all the fish in the world with that much Jewls!"

"Oh we are so going to be rich!" whispered Erza.

"Aye!" Happy whispered back.

"Next, I want you to sleep with me so we can have lots and lots of babies!" cried Juiva.

"THIS IS GOING TO BE WORTH MILLIONS!" cried Happy and Erza excited

"Wait, what?" questioned Gray but then realized what Juvia had just said. "NO! THIS IS RATED T REMEMBER!? THAT IS FORBIDDEN!

"Damn it!" cried Happy and Erza. "We were hoping for some mad cash!"

"Oh fine!" replied Juvia disappointed. "Just kiss Juvia then!"

"Good, now that is something I can do." said Gray relieved. "Wait a minute, did she just said KISSING!?"

"Now kiss Juvia!" said Juvia blushing.

"W-wait! Do I really have to do this!?" questioned Gray with a blush redder than a tomato.

"Yes because God made you!" replied Juvia moving closer.

"OH NOT THIS AGAIN!" yelled Gray. Gray suddenly hold Juvia and kissed her.

"NOW THIS IS STILL MAD CASH!" cried Happy and Erza.

"But not as much as the sleeping on a bed together and having lots of babies..." said Erza with disappointment.

"Aye.." said Happy with disappointment as well mainly because of all the delicious fishes he could have eaten now are swimming away from him.


Now going back to Natsu...

"Ninety-six, ninety seven, ninety eight, ninety-nine, and one hundred!" counted Lucy. "Good job on eating all of that ice cream sundaes Natsu!"

"You did a great Natsu even though I thought you would of died!" yell Lisanna.

"Now that's a man!" yell Elfman satisfied.

"H-help m-me..." said Natsu weakly. He tried to get up but quickly fainted.

"Damn it! I wanted to do something trouble to Natsu but he fainted! Now I can't do it!" cried Mirajane.

"I wonder what creepy torture would Sis do to poor Natsu" whispered Lisanna.

"I don't know but it definitely not man!" whispered back Elfman.

"L-Luce, please don't make me..." complained Natsu weakly.

"Fine... But one more torture and it won't be anything bad alright?" said Lucy.

"Really?" replied Natsu.

"Yeah but I need Gray." said Lucy and she called Gray and Juvia over.

"What is it?" asked Gray.

"ARE YOU TRYING TO STEAL GRAY-SAMA FROM JUVIA!?" cried Juvia while holding Gray tightly.

Lucy did a facepalm...

"No." said Lucy. "But here's the thing I wanted Natsu and Gray to do." Lucy whispers to Juvia.

"That's will be so hilarious!" laughed Juvia.

"What is it, what is it!" yelled Natsu and Gray impatiently.

"Alright everybody in Fairytail! I have an announcement to say!" yelled Lucy.

Everybody in Fairytail turned their attention to Lucy.

"First of all, I need God to make a stage." said Lucy. A stage appeared

"Good, next I want God to get ready to play a song when I tell you to. Alright?" said Lucy.

"Great, next Natsu and Gray you guys will have to dance to this song, you will be forced if you don't by God. demand Lucy.

"Dancing? That's no problem. said Natsu.

"Yeah, it's alright." said Gray.

"You guys will soon regret your words." repiled Lucy with a evil laugh.

"Happy and Erza, record this, it's going to be millions when we're finished." yelled Lucy.

"Aye!" replied Happy and Erza excited for the money.

"Alright! Hit the music God!" yelled Lucy excitedly.

The music plays...

"Oh no...: cried Gray.

"Not this song of all the songs you could of chose!" cried Natsu.

"Yes! It is Gangnam Style!" cried Lucy.

"Hell no!" screamed Natsu and Gray.

"Hell yes!" screamed the whole guild.

"No no no no no!" cried Natsu and Gray.

"Yes yes yes yes yes!" replied the whole guild.

"God?" smirked Lucy. "Wait no, everybody let's dance!"

"Yeah!" yelled the guild.

Every member rushes toward the stage and music plays...

(I wanted to put the lyrics here but I can't, I'm sorry to disappoint you guys)


"Alright! Lets announce our competitors for the next month!" yell Makarov.

"Whoooo! Yeah!" cried the guild members.

"Well, the most chosen to be our competitors are..." said Makarov.

"They are..." asked the members in suspense.

"ERZA AND MIRAJANE!" cried Makarov.

"Just like old times right Erza?" asked Mirajane

"Just like old times." replied Erza.

"Competitors! We have a twist for the food this time! The viewers will get to choose your food to battle!" yelled Makarov excitedly.

"Viewers! Give me something sweet or else I will kill you!" yelled Erza.

"Please give me something nice or else I will murder you!" said Mirajane sweetly.


Short and not funny? I know I know. There's mistakes and you rushed, I know I know. What took you so long!? I know and I am sorry. I have a lot in my hands to do, school projects, friend being lazy and all kind of stuff. I am very sorry to kept you all wait for about 2 months I am truly sorry. I will try to update sooner and better next time and I will need all of you guys to give me some ideas for the next Food Battle. Thank you all.