Ronin Warriors vs. Saban part 3
Yes, I'm back, with part three. We return to Talpa's place where the Ronins
have been freeze framed.
"Whoa, that was one long freeze frame." Kento said.
Suddenly, the door was knocked open, revealing the VR Troopers.
"We didn't like what you did to the Rangers!" Ryan Steele shouted.
"And the Beetleborgs!" J.B. Reese added.
"And the Masked Rider!" Kaitlin Starr shouted.
"We are VR, and you will be dead very soon!" Ryan shouted.
"Oh, like we're really scared." Kento said.
The lights went out, and when they came back on, Ryo was trying to kill Anubis, Kento was beating up Dais, Sai was on Kayura, Sekhmet had tackled Saranbo, Talpa had grabbed Saber Strike, Kale was on Sage, and Roin was just standing there.
"What happened?" Ryo asked.
"I have no idea." Talpa said in his usual voice.
"Wait! Mia and Yuli are missing!" Sage shouted.
"Like we needed you to point that out." Kento said.
"Those robotic infidels must have grabbed them while the lights were out."
Anubis said.
Everyone looked at Kale.
"Hey, don't look at me, I didn't kill the lights this time." he said.
"Wait! There's a note!" Sai said.
The Ronins and Warlords ran over to where Sai was now standing, and looked at the note. It read:
Hey man, we've got the kid and the girl man, and we won't let her go man, unless you surrender to our boss Saban man! You got that man?
Tommy
"Great. The Covinan has them." Sage said.
"Then let's go get them back!" Kento shouted, eager for more combat.
"Wait, we must make a phone call." Anubis said.
He walked into another room, picked up the phone, said a few words, and hung
up.
"What was that all about?" Kale asked.
"You will find out soon enough." he responded.
"Well then, let's get going." Kayura said. She grabbed the staff.
"What the heck do you think you are doing with my staff?" Anubis asked.
"And just who died and made you the Ancient?" Kayura snapped back.
"I'm not going to answer that, but it's mine!" Anubis said.
"No, it's mine!" Kayura shouted.
"Mine!"
"Mine!"
"Mine!"
"Mine!"
The two began fighting over who rightfully commanded the powers when the staff glowed with energy and transported them to Saban's studios.
"Okay, we'll go in the front, while Anubis and the others go in the back."
Ryo said.
"And what about us?" Roin asked.
"I've got to find Saban and kick his butt." Ryo said.
"And why?" Kento asked.
"Because it's in the script." Ryo answered.
"Oh."
The groups split up, and began looking around. The Warlords, and Kayura, Saranbo, and Saber Strike were searching around back. Saber Strike was in the lead, because Kayura and Anubis were still arguing over who's staff it was. Suddenly a group of shiny warriors leaped in!
"Uh oh." Kale said.
"Hello. Prepare to die!" Kat shouted. She was wearing her Zeo helmet with
her Pink Ranger suit, which was covered by the Metallic Armor.
"And I'm here to help." Adam said. He was clad in the same style as Kat.
Rocky was also in Metallic Armor, like the others. The other Rangers were bringing up the rear. Anubis grabbed the staff and blasted them, leaving only the three in the lead.
"We decided to bring some help! Piranhatron!" Kat shouted.
Fishlike humanoids appeared in a splash, and charged the Warlords plus three.
Saber Strike went airborne.
"Winged Angel of Death!" he screamed, wiping out the minions in a matter
of seconds.
Suddenly, a bunch of ninjas charged the warriors, knocking them all down.
"We are the Alien Rangers of Aquitar, and you should be destroyed! Power of Water! Power of Light! Powers Unite!" They said in their gargling voices.
"I came prepared for this situation." Anubis said.
A black Ford POS came driving in.
"Delphine, I don't like the looks of this." Cestro, the Blue Ranger, said.
Two men in Armanis came out.
"We'll take it from here." the older one said.
"Delphine, it is the warriors who are represented by the tenth and eleventh
letters of the English Alphabet!" Tideus shouted.
"J and K?" Arico asked.
J revealed a tiny little gun.
"Delphine, seek cover! J is preparing to fire his noisy chirping insect weapon!" Cestro shouted.
J opened fire, missing the Aquitians but flying a great distance back. K grabbed a very big gun and opened fire on the Aquitians, who took cover. The Rangers ran toward the Storm Blaster and drove off, with the Men in Black following behind them at warp speed through a tunnel.
"Now, where were we?" Anubis asked.
"Let's get out of here and torture that girl with the weird hair!" Rocky
said.
"Yeah!" Adam added.
"Weird hair?" Anubis wondered.
"Let's follow them."
Meanwhile, the other Ronins were in the same exact area.
"We've been looking around for hours and found nothing!" Kento
complained.
"On the contrary, you've found us!" a voice said.
The group whirled around to find a bunch of Beetleborg look alikes.
"We are the Astral Borgs!" their leader, Dragonborg said, sounding like Sean
Connery.
Fireborg fired his flame-thrower at them, but Kento was not able to get out
of the way.
"That does it!"
He began twirling his staff above his head, and shouted "Iron Rock Crusher!" He then sent a flurry of boulders flying at the Astral Borgs. Dragonborg destroyed them with his Astral Blaster.
"Arrow Shock...wave!" Roin shouted. He fired his arrow, but Lightningborg used his swords to slice it up.
"We tire of this." Dragonborg said, revealing a small sword. In a matter of seconds, a huge robot appeared behind them.
"Uh oh." Roin said as they were enveloped in it's shadow.
"Unsdaluna!" Talpa shouted.
The large robot was blasted to bits.
"Now, for you guys." Roin said.
The Astral Borgs knocked them down.
"Now we have you." Dragonborg said.
Meanwhile, the Warlords had followed the Rangers to a prison area, where the Rangers were teasing a meatball-headed girl who kept whining.
"Look Anubis, it's Mia and Yuli." Kale said, spotting them.
"But who is that whiny girl? Our helmets can't protect us from her voice."
Dais said.
"Maybe we can get the Rangers to move." Saber Strike said.
"But how?" Kale asked.
"I have an idea." Dais said.
A few seconds Kayura stepped out.
"Hey boys, wanna go with me?" she said, enticing them.
"Hello Nurse!" Rocky shouted.
"Quake...With Fear!" Anubis shouted, nailing Rocky and destroying him.
"Black...Lightning Slash!" Kale screamed, blasting Adam apart.
Kat however, knocked them out.
"Hah! Your foolish ways won't let you hit me."
"No, but I can! Star Sword Scream!" Kayura shouted, blasting Kat to bits.
"The Warlords win. Fatality." a voice said again.
"We have got to figure out who that is before the end of this insanity."
Kale said.
Saranbo was attempting to pick the lock. "Curses! It won't budge."
"Let me have a crack at it. Snake...Fang...Strike!" Sekhmet shouted, destroying the door.
"Oh thank you...Whoever you are." the one with blue hair said.
"You are welcome, whoever you are." Anubis said. He had reverted to his Ancient
form.
"So why didn't you use your staff, Carrot Top?" Kayura said.
"Well if you would remember, I was out cold!" he snapped back.
"Well, I am Dais, Warlord of Illusion, and that is Kale, Warlord of Corruption.
The one who freed you is Sekhmet, Warlord of Venom. The strange guy in yellow
over there is Saber Strike, and the one who failed to pick the lock is known
as Saranbo. And those two are Kayura and Anubis, the Warlord of Cruelty."
Dais pointed to them, who were still fighting over who'sstaff it was.
"And we know who you are. The Sailor Scouts." Saber Strike said.
"Senshi."
"Whatever. Let's get out of here." Saber Strike said.
They heard a voice laugh.
"Did you hear that?" Anubis said.
"Sounded like Sean Connery." Kale concluded.
"The Astral Borgs!" The Warlords shouted in unison.
Meanwhile, the others were getting their butts kicked by the Astral Borgs. Suddenly, they were knocked down by a Tiara!
"In the name of love and justice, I am the pretty sailor-suited soldier Sailor
Moon! In the name of the moon!"
"In the name of Mercury!"
"In the name of Mars!"
"In the name of Jupiter!"
"In the name of Venus!"
"Invited by a new age, I'm the magnificent Sailor Uranus!"
"Also invited by a new age, I'm the elegant Sailor Neptune!"
"Let's kick Borg." Anubis said. "Minna!"
Anubis began twirling his chain. Kale readied his sword. Sekhmet began placing his blades in front of him. Dais readied his claws, while Kayura made a wave and stood by with stars. Saranbo readied his polearm, while Saber Strike went airborne. Sailor Moon, in her Eternal incarnation, readied her Eternal Tial. Mercury stood by with her harp, while Mars aimed a bow of fire. Jupiter stood ready for a pirouette. Venus began to blow a kiss, while Uranus readied her own sword. Neptune aimed her Mirror, while Pluto brandished her staff, Saturn prepared her glaive, while Kento twirled his three piece staff, Roin readied his bow, Sai held his staff in position, while Sage readied his sword.
"Quake With Fear!"
"Black Lightning Slash!"
"Snake Fang Strike!"
"Web of Deception!"
"Star Sword Scream!"
"Wave of Destruction!"
"Winged Angel of Death!"
"Starlight Honeymoon...Therapy Kiss!"
"Mercury Aqua Rhapsody!"
"Mars Flame Sniper!"
"Jupiter Oak Revolution!"
"Venus Love and Beauty Shock!"
"Space
Sword...Blaster!"
"Submarine...Reflection!"
"Dead...Scream."
"Silence Glaive...Apply!"
"Iron Rock Crusher!"
"Arrow Shockwave!"
"Super Wave Smasher!"
"Thunder..Bolt...Cut!"
The attacks slammed into the Astral Borgs, destroying them utterly.
"Now let's find Ryo." Kento said.
Ryo was searching for Saban, but instead, he found Tommy, in a combination of his Zeo suit with Metallic Armor, his White Ranger helmet, with his Dragon Shield, his Flute and Saba on either side, and brandishing his Zeo Power Sword.
"Man, you killed my friends man!" he said.
"You guys are really starting to tick me off." Ryo unsheathed his own swords.
Ryo charged, but Tommy started to play his flute, making him immune to Ryo's attacks. He then placed Saba and his Flute together, sending an energy bolt flying at Ryo, who dodged.
"Zeo Five Power Sword!" Tommy shouted, and slashed with it. Ryo leaped at him, but Tommy used his Metallic Armor to slide over.
"Okay, so you're really juiced. Let's see you try this!" Ryo placed his swords
hilt to hilt and went airborne. "Flare Up...Now!" Ryo shouted, blasting Tommy
back. The other Ronins and
Warlords appeared.
"Hey man, you can't do that to me man!" Tommy
shouted.
"Virtue!"
"Justice!"
"Life!"
"Wisdom!"
"Trust!"
"Loyalty."
"Obedience!"
"Serenity!"
"Piety!"
Ryo's Wildfire flew off him, and he was covered in a black sub armor. Gauntlets attached to his arms, and he was engulfed in flames, causing his torso and helmet to form. Shin guards appeared on his legs, and he surfed on fire. Blackblaze leaped over his shoulder, bearing the Soul Swords of Fervor. Ryo grabbed them.
"Rage...of...the Inferno!" Ryo shouted, blasting Tommy and sending him flying
while on fire.
"Yes! We got rid of him!" Kento shouted.
"Hey man! I'm not finished with you yet man!" Tommy shouted.
The Ronins ran outside to find Tommy, surrounded by every single freaking Zord they had ever had in their possession.
"Now you've had it! I call on Super Ultra Mega Ridiculous Ludicrous Superfluous Zeo Turbo Ninja What the Hell is That Zord power!"
All the Zords merged together to form one magnanimous Megazord.
"Now you're mine man!" Tommy said. "Join Saban or die man!"
Mercury had activated her visor and was searching for a weak spot. "Uh oh. This thing doesn't have an Achilles' Heel!" she exclaimed.
Suddenly, a couple flashes of light appeared. Rangers were revealed from them.
"We are the Megarangers. We have come to congratulated you on your battles
against Saban." MegaRed said.
"If it was not for you, we would soon be handing everything in our arsenal
over to Saban." MegaBlack said.
"Ronin Warriors, we will allow you to use our most powerful Mecha against
this...thing." MegaBlue said.
"It's the Super Ultra Mega Ridiculous Ludicrous Superfluous Zeo Turbo Ninja
What The Hell is That Zord." Mercury said.
Suddenly a guy in silver appeared. He and the other Megarangers pushed a bunch of buttons on their Digitizer devices, calling forth a large robotic vehicle. The MegaSilver then attached a wing from his mecha vehicle to theirs, allowing them to go airborne against Tommy. But Tommy knocked them down.
"What! You lost! We're leaving with our Mecha!" The Megarangers left, leaving the Ronins and Warlords helpless against Tommy and the SUMRLSZTNWTHITZ.
Talpa stormed in.
"I have had it with you, Covinian! Unsdaluna!" He shouted, destroying Tommy's new toy. But Tommy managed to stand up. Ryo grabbed his Soul Swords once again, and charged Tommy, ripping into an Ultra Combo and then knocking Tommy to pieces with a Brutality.
"Ultra!...Ultra!...Ultra!...Ultra!...Ryo of the Wildfire Wins. Brutality." a voice said.
"Where is that voice coming from?" Ryo wondered.
The Ford POS returned. The MiB came out, wearing their Ray-Bans.
"Are you the Ronin Warriors, Warlords, Kayura, Saber Strike, Saranbo and
Talpa?" K asked.
"Yes."
"Look at this please." He flashed them with the Neuralyzer.
"When do I get to use the flashy-thing?" J asked.
"When you're older. But I suppose you can help torture the Aquitans." K said.
"Let me see you just bounce with me just bounce with me...Let me see you just slide with me just slide with me...Just walk with me take a walk with me...Little Neck Action...Now Freeze!"
The Aquitians began doing the Men in Black dance, while the Ronins et alli
came to in a Chinese Restaurant with K telling stories.
To Be Concluded...
