Authors note:

*cowering behind Batman* don't kill me! I'm sorry I don't update! To make it better I am giving out free virtual Unicorns to everyone who reads this and doesn't deliver me a death threat! If you don't give me a death threat you will have one virtual stalker unicorn following you everywhere…He, he, he you all are jealous! I was looking through costumes and found a batman cowl and cape so now guess what I wore as a costume. I was Batgirl… ohhhh yeah! Let's start talking about the story… this is happily ever after and Barbara is the awesome main character. I love her character and she is so cute with Robin. This story takes a while so I usually rush at the end but I'm trying to cure myself. Read the story, I'm done wasting your time!

Barbara P.O.V

I wake up once again as little baby and see a beautiful queen on her deathbed. My fake mother dies but not before she dreamily whispers, "Hair as red as fire, skin white as snow, lips red as blood, my little baby." I gurgle loudly and start to cry frantically as my father leads me away. He cradles me for a while and I start to lose my memories. I start to sob as my father picks me up again because the last of my memories slip away and I turn to a baby's sweet oblivion. My father puts me in my cradle and I fall asleep slowly crying out for anyone whenever I need to. When I finally fall asleep I slip into a dreamland where I am a whole lot older.

When I awake I am alone and scared so I scream and cry until my nurse comes to quiet me. When I have breakfast I squish all the food and put it on my face. I laugh as my blond haired blue eyed nurse laughs and I squirm as she cleans my face. The rest of my childhood is a blur but I remember gurgling and giggling at my father's tricks and learning how to say dada. When I am three I learn to walk and I play around with my servant friends Megan and Artemis a lot.

Then sometime around my fourth birthday my father calls me and I run towards him; he introduces me to Selena. They grin, "I'm going to marry Selena, Barbara," my father says joyously. I am shocked into silence, but then I hug Selena and run back to my friends. I grow up and more happy years pass and as my fifth birthday comes and I am throwing the biggest party. The party is amazing and I enjoy one more happy year before something horrible happens… my dad dies.

I quickly learn that my stepmother Selena despises me more than anything else. She dresses me in rags that don't keep me warm, doesn't feed me, and makes me work like a slave. I am okay with all that because I have Megan and Artemis but then Selena decides that I shouldn't even have that. She sends Megan and Artemis to a far out castle as far away from me as possible. That night I cry myself to sleep and I feel horrible in the morning. Every night after that I cry myself to sleep for years.

Five years after, when I am ten I finally stop crying and start making the best of what is happening to me. I grab my broom and every day after that I sing while I labor. The queen gives me harder and harder jobs to try to crush my spirits but I just keep going and fighting for my right to be happy. Soon eight years pass and I am eighteen and I wake up ready to work. I am singing when a handsome guy with black hair and crystal blue eyes starts to sing and dance with me. I gasp as I realize that I am dancing with a stranger and run upstairs. He tries to coax me down to him but I don't let him get me back downstairs. I wait until he is gone to go back downstairs. I intended to work for a few hours. The woodsman however had other ideas so I follow him into the forest to pick flowers.

We walk along the dark path until I can't see five feet in front of me. I hear a chocked up sob and turn to see the woodsman looking at me in horror. He yells, "I can't kill you! I just can't!" I gasp, "Why would you kill me Roy?" He looks at me sorrowfully, "The queen believes that you are more beautiful than her and she wishes to have you dead. I look at him in horror when he screams, "What are you waiting for? Run away from here! I'll trick the queen into thinking you're dead but you have to leave!"

I scramble away through the underbrush and my breath quickens as I start to make out the shapes of monsters and see faces staring at me through the trees. I scream and fall to the ground. I start sobbing as the evil creatures surround me and I cry out for help. Soon enough the menacing figures reveal themselves as cute forest animals. I look at them, then I sing for them and they swarm me. They all start to go in one direction and I follow them. We pass beautiful trees and amazing bridges until we get to a small brown cottage.

I walk across the quaint little bridge toward the cottage. I knock on the door and it almost falls off its hinges; the whole house is dirty and in disrepair as if a whole bunch of children lived there. I open the door and slowly walk in. I cough as dust floats up from the places I step and I call out to the forest animals, "Let's clean this messy place!" They all fly in and we start cleaning.

The cleaning takes thirty some minutes and by the time we are done I am exhausted. I make my way upstairs and find seven beds with the names: Conner, Wally, Kaulder, Oliver, Barry, Clark, and Billy. I lie across the beds and fall asleep within minutes.

Dick P.O.V

I am riding through a kingdom and I see a beautiful slave girl singing and dancing around. I start to sing and dance with her and she runs away from me. I yell up to her, "Come down! Come down!" She shakes her head and refuses to move an inch. I sigh and walk away sadly from the beautiful girl as I turn I see a woodsman usher her into the woods with a basket. I feel a small spark of an emotion I can't place as the woodsman puts his hand on her. The need to run over there and rip his hand off her shoulder is something you feel when you love someone. I don't even know this servant why do I feel this way about her.

Selena P.O.V

I wait on my bejeweled throne waiting for the woodsman to return. As the woodsman entered my throne room his scarlet hair glimmered like fire. I gasp at his fiery hair until I realize that it is just the reflection of light. His green eyes look her in the eye and he hands me a box with a heart in it. I smile at him for his obedience and dismiss him from my presence. He leaves and then I tell a guard to send him to a faraway castle as to not become too attractive near me. I then run as fast as the most beautiful person can to my magic mirror.

I go to my magic mirror who just hours ago had declared that Barbara was the most beautiful and ask it, "Mirror, Mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all?" He answers, "In a cottage with the seven dwarfs Barbara is the fairest." I scream in rage and run up to catch that woodsman but he is already gone. I sigh and walk down towards my dark lair. I start a brew and my pet bat Bruce starts flying around cackling and then gets hit with a puff of smoke that sends him flying into another room. I don't notice and keep working. Soon enough I grab an apple and dip it in the brew three times. As it comes out the third time it is pure red and able to put anyone who eats it into an eternal sleep. I cackle and drink a potion to become an evil old hag.

I smile at my reflection and grab the apple. I put it in a basket with other yellow apples and set off the dwarf's cabin. When I get there Barbara is alone and I grin wickedly. I walk towards her with the apple practically glowing in my basket. Animals bombard me and I scream loudly; drawing the attention of Barbara. She immediately stopped the animals and I walk up towards her. I get her to eat the apple and she falls to the ground. I laugh and the turn pale as the Dwarfs come riding on animals towards me.

I run away but the dwarfs are faster. They push me of a cliff and I am

Falling

Falling

Falling

I hit the ground and the darkness overcomes me.

Dick P.O.V

I am walking through the woods when I see the beautiful servant girl in a glass case. I stop and walk over to her. Little dwarfs walk over to her and I ask, "Can I kiss her?" The dwarfs nod and I lean down and kiss the girl. Her green eyes flutter open and she whispers, "Dick. Why. Are. You. Leaning. Oh no!" I remember and a flash of wind starts to howl as we get thrown into the next story.

Authors note:

Peace out my homies. Read and review!