A/N: Just to clarify, I meant the reason why the word "skillz" had a "z" at the end was mine, NOT the word itself. I am highly aware that "skillz" has been around forever and it would be really strange to say I made it up myself. Thank you so much again for all the awesome reviews. I can't believe how many wonderful comments I got on this. Thirty seven reviews for just two chapters is a lot.
Disclaimer: I still don't own him…it! I still don't own IT! OKAY? Wait, also any outside things that may come in the form of parodies or jokes.
Chapter 3: Sokka's Inbox
To: warriordude-southwatertribe:org
From: lastAIRbender-avatar:com
Subject: Calm Down
Sokka,
I can assure you that everything is
okay. Katara is not going to run off on a
boat with Zuko, I will make sure
of that. I am sorry you are bored. There
really isn't much I can do about that
right now. Your fighting "skillz" can't
be that perfect. There must be one or
two things you can learn, like how to
throw a boomerang without killing
someone. I don't know, that could be a
useful technique. Momo would probably
be happy to hear you miss him. I
will get there soon so just chill okay?
- Aang
To: warriordude-southwatertribe:org
From: benderchick-southwatertribe:org
Subject: Wow!
My God Sokka!
How much more immature can you
possibly get? Wait, let me answer my
own question…you CAN'T! Aren't I
supposed to be the younger sibling here?
How could you let one stupid little
e-mail bother you so much? It is not
like I am going to date the guy or
anything! Well…it's not like I wouldn't consider
it, I might possibly even do it…NOT
THE POINT! Even if I did you shouldn't let it bother
you so much!
Why are you going through my e-mails anyway? Can't a girl have some
privacy? I am never
going to abandon Aang, I care about him too much so lay OFF!
- Katara
To: warriordude-southwatertribe:org
From: believeNurSELF-earthkingdom:net
Subject: Katara
Hey Sokka,
I was just wondering if I could have
Katara's e-mail. I thought I should
ask your permission first since
she's your sister. I wanted to thank her
so much for giving me this new found
confidence. She's the most wonderful
person in the world for doing that.
I don't think I could possibly live with
myself if I didn't thank her for
it. Wow, Katara is more incredible than I
thought. You think she'll talk to
me? Oh please tell her I'm trying to
reach her.
- Haru
To: warriordude-southwatertribe:org
From: I'm2sexy4mySWORDS-freedomfighters:org
Subject: Ur Sister
Hey twerp,
I NEED you to give me your sister's
e-mail. I know she kind of froze
me to that idiotic tree but that is all
in the past. I know she can't resist me.
I'm just way too athletic,
daring, handsome, suave…the list goes on! She
needs me to survive, she can't
possibly live without me! I will persuade her
that what I was trying to do was for
the good of the people, the children, and
the well being of the four nations! All
those people got out okay so it's all
good, not that they really matter
here. So, hurry up and give it to me! She'll
come crawling back to me, you'll see.
- Jet
To: warriordude-southwatertribe:org
From: Girlpwr4ever-earthkingdom:net
Subject: Long Time No See!
Sokka!
How are you doing? Have your
fighting "skillz" improved anymore? I just
know you are getting stronger.
Sorry, you'll never be as strong as us girls
though. We are women, we are strong!
Girl power! You are an exception of
course. Guess what? I'm making a
uniform just for you in blue! You still
have to wear the Kyoshi war paint
when you wear it. You wouldn't want to
go and break our traditions would
you? Oh and Sokka, I heard this rumor about
some girl…Yue? Were you seeing
someone else? If I find out you were you are SO
not getting that uniform. See if I
ever talk to you again. E-mail soon!
- Suki
To: warriordude-southwatertribe:org
Form: exiledprince-firenation:net
Subject: Loser
You little peasent,
How dare you e-mail me in such a way. I
am horrified that someone like you has
the capability to e-mail a
person such as myself. You should still be chiseling characters
on stone. By
the way, if your sister wants to e-mail me than let her. It's not my fault if
I'm incredibly appealing. God just made me gorgeous, I can't help it. So
don't complain
if she finds my eyes mesmerizing. Oh, and the day you become cooler than
me is the day
I stop getting fan girl e-mails. I don't see you getting 20
e-mails every two mintues from
raving fan girls. What's the word they use to
describe me? Oh yes, smexy, which I can
assure you is WAY cooler than you.
Don't e-mail me again unless it's to grovel
in my radiance.
- Zuko
P.S. It's a ship, not a boat, a ship.
To: warriordude-southwatertribe:org
From: teaROCKS-firenation:net
Subject: I Do Apologize!
Dear Sir:
I greatly apologize for the extreme
rudeness of my nephew. I am sure he did not
mean you any discomfort whatsoever.
Please be assured that this will not happen
again. Wait…my nephew just came in.
Oh no, he's extracted his fire swords! Now
now Zuko, calm down! I was just telling
your friend how you didn't mean to offend
him! Zuko you're not thinking
rationally! This is for your own good! Don't make
me have to do an Agni Kai! So sorry,
but I must solve the teenage rage before it
gets out of hand! Thank you for your
time!
- General Iroh
To: warriordude-southwatertribe:org
From: moonprincess-spirits:com
Subject: Don't Be Sad
My dear Sokka,
I understand I left you in a lot of
pain. I told you I would contact you again. You
were so important to me. We shared some
good times even if they were short. I
just want you to know that I am
constantly thinking about you. You are my ocean
spirit. The ying to my yang. That which
keeps me in balance! I miss you
so much Sokka. Don't ever forget me
and contact me all the time. I am
watching everything you do. I am always
with you for every waking moment.
When you take a walk, I'll be there.
When you are talking to someone else,
I'll be there. When you kiss another
girl, I will be there to beat her down. When
you take a shower, I'll be there…I
love you Sokka, always.
- Princess Yue
To: warriordude-southwatertribe:org
From: informercial-merchants:com
Subject: Your Stomach!
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:
DO YOUR FRIENDS CONSTANTLY DRAG YOU TO
PLACES WITH NO FOOD? ARE YOU ALWAYS
HUNGRY AND HAVE NOTHING TO STOP
YOUR HUNGER? DO YOU FIND YOURSELF BECOMING
DROWSY WHEN YOU NEED
ENERGY THE MOST? WELL NOW THIS CAN ALL STOP! FROM THE
PEOPLE WHO
BROUGHT YOU MAGIHAY WE NOW HAVE INSTAFOOD!
THIS GREAT NEW PRODUCT COMES IN
THE FORM OF A VITAMIN
THAT YOU TAKE JUST ONCE A DAY. IT STOPS ALL HUNGER YOU MIGHT
FEEL
OVER THE COURSE OF TIME. AMAZING! CAUTION: TAKING THIS VITAMIN TOO
MUCH CAN
RESULT IN STRANGE EATING DISORDERS. CONSULT WITH YOUR HEALER BEFORE TAKING THIS VITAMIN.
- T.W.A.S.S (TRAVELERS WHO ARE SELLING STUFF)
To: warriordude-southwatertribe:org
From: cuteAssistant2fortuneteller-earthkingdom:net
Subject: Aang
Sokka,
Could you tell Aang to e-mail me soon?
He hasn't replied to my last e-mail.
I think it is very important that he
does. Tell your sister that if she did anything
to bother him that I'll be really
mad. Bye.
- Meng
To: warriordude-southwatertribe:org
From: lemursUnite-avataranimals:net
Subject: Hi Sokka!
Hi Sokka!
You didn't think that animals could
e-mail did you? Well guess what? We can!
Aang told me that you missed me. I am
so happy that you do. There is no one
to steal food from anymore. Appa is
getting boring to talk to. He just sits and
sleeps all day. Aang is coming to get
you soon. Thanks for missing me! I feel
so loved. I love you too.
- Momo
To: warriordude-southwatertribe:org
From: benderchick-southwatertribe:org
Subject: What?
Um…Sokka?
What was your last e-mail all about?
You were talking about my…boyfriends?
Who said anything about a boyfriend…or
multiple boyfriends? Could you explain
that further please? I'd appreciate
that. Stop being a little kid, we're leaving soon.
- Katara
A/N: I am sorry this took
so long to get out. I didn't have writers block but I wanted to
make sure this chapter was just a great as the others. It may take me
a little while to get the rest out from now on. I don't think I
have the heart to let go of the running Zuko joke. I love it too
much. I promise I won't let it get old though. It WILL stay
fresh! Hope you guys liked this chapter and thought it somewhat funny. Katara is next. Review please!
