Bella
Carlisle and Esme had decided to go to Seattle tonight and invited everyone. I declined but encouraged Edward to go. He hesitated before Rosalie and Alice pulled him out the door. Emmett and Jasper both stayed home too. I sat in the living room and read my book while they played their video games. After a while, I heard the video game stop and the room fell into complete silence for a few minutes before I finally looked up from my book to see them both sitting across from me on the other couch, staring.
"What?" I asked.
They both smirked, "Want to have some fun?" Emmett asked.
"Depends on what you define as fun…"
"Truth or dare and vodka." Jasper said.
"Yes. I do want to have some fun." I nodded and put my book down.
They both laughed, "You're going to be an alcoholic." Jasper nodded as Emmett stood up and walked to the kitchen.
"Yeah well, what can you do? It's fate."
He laughed again and Emmett walked back in with 3 glasses and two bottles. One that was clearly the vodka and another smaller one that I assumed held blood. He poured the glasses and smirked at me as he handed me the glass with no blood.
I smiled, "Thanks."
He gave Jasper one and sat down with his back at Jasper's side, "So Bella, truth or dare?"
"Truth." I sighed. I hated picking dare with these two; they were so mean with it.
"You have to pick dare sometime, you know. You only get two truths in a row before you have to choose dare." Jasper said.
"And I am choosing truth." I said to him.
"Have you ever used a vibrator?"
"Oh Emmett, you're going to need to get me a lot more drunk to hear the answer to that question."
"So it's a yes?" He laughed. I nodded and drank down half the glass of vodka.
"Jazz, truth or dare?"
"Dare…"
"I dare you…to call Alice, put her on speaker and Emmett and I will stay quiet and you start talking dirty to her."
"Oh!" Emmett laughed, "Yes Bella, this is why you're my favourite sister."
Jasper sighed, "Can I do this in a different room?"
"No, I want to hear." I smirked.
"But Carlisle, Esme, Edward and Rosalie are with her…"
I nodded, "That is sort of the point."
He shook his head and got his phone out, "You will pay for this." He called Alice and put it on speaker, placing it on the table, "Just shut up and don't make a sound."
"Hey Jazzy." Alice answered in a happy tone, "Everything okay?"
He glanced at me before looking back at the phone, "It would be a lot better if you were here…"
"What?" I could hear the smile in her voice, "What are you guys doing?"
"Nothing compared to what I could be doing to you right now."
"Uh Jazz…yeah they all heard that…"
"They're not invited."
"Oh god, please stop. Rosalie and Edward are laughing at me and Carlisle and Esme look disgusted."
"They will be even more disgusted when you get back."
"Okay…I'm about to hang up."
"Bella, can I stop now?" He asked me. I thought about it before nodding and Emmett and I broke into laugher.
"Why is Bella deciding—you're playing truth or dare, aren't you? Bella dared you to call me and talk dirty?"
"Sorry Alice…and Carlisle and Esme and Rosalie and Edward."
"No problem." Rosalie called into the phone, laughing, "We'll get her home soon Jazz, don't you worry."
Jasper laughed and shook his head at me, "Edward, just so you know, Bella is going to pay for this."
"I would appreciate if you didn't kill her. I kind of enjoy her existence."
"Do you though? Because she has to use a vibrator…" Emmett smirked at me.
"Emmett!" I yelled at him.
"Oh god…that was on speaker." Alice said, "Carlisle and Esme heard it."
"Oh, fucking hell Emmett."
"Still on speaker, Bella." Edward said, "Watch your language."
"Okay…bye." I went to hang up from across the table but Emmett grabbed my arm.
"Wait. Hey Rose, you got something Bella can use tonight?"
"Oh my god! Shut up you dick!" I yelled at him. Jasper was in hysterics.
"Bella." Esme warned over the phone.
I made a fake crying sound, "I'm going to go kill myself now."
"I appreciate your existence, ignore Emmett…" Edward said, an awkward edge to his tone.
"I don't appreciate my existence right now at all." I shook my head.
"This was a good idea." Emmett nodded.
"I am about to throw this vodka in your face." I said before I realised that Carlisle and Esme were listening, "I mean…water. I'm about to throw this water that I have been drinking all night in your face."
Jasper and Emmett broke into heavy laughter.
"Damn it Bella." Edward said aggressively.
"Hey, I'm not drunk. I'm only on my second glass."
"Well stop drinking it." He said.
"…Sorry, I don't have that kind of will power."
"Bella—"
"Bye guys." Jasper cut him off, "Can't wait to see you, Alice." He joked.
She laughed, "Shut up."
He hung up and smirked at me, "You're in trouble…"
"No, Esme said that she would prefer I had a few drinks here than too many in public. This is what she wanted."
"It's not what Carlisle or Edward want." Emmett laughed. "Did you hear Carlisle curse?"
"No." I gave him a confused look.
"Hey swore when you said vodka."
"Shit." I laughed and shook my head. "This is your fault. You better take some of the blame."
"How much do you want to bet that they're on their way back now?" Jasper asked.
Emmett snickered, "50."
"Deal." Jasper texted Alice. After a few seconds, he held his hand out to Emmett, "Pay up. They're coming."
"Bella, have another drink." Emmett said after laying the 50 dollar note in Jasper's hand.
"No thank you." I shook my head.
"Come on, how about a few shots?"
"You are trying to get me drunk, Emmett."
"I am." He nodded, "Now how about shots? 10 of them."
"4."
"6." Jasper compromised.
I rolled my eyes, "Fine. 6 shots."
Emmett jumped up to get 3 shot glasses. They were going to have 6 shots each as well. This was not going to go down well for me at all.
"Okay Emmett, truth or dare?" Jasper asked.
"Dare." He nodded.
"I dare you to call Rosalie and tell her that you're going to Denali after Tanya called you for a booty call."
"She will kill me. Literally kill me."
"You can't back out. Have it on speaker for Bella."
Emmett shook his head and got his phone out, dialled her number and put his phone on the table at the same time as hitting the speaker button. "Hey babe." She answered. "You're on speaker."
"Great, you can all know at the same time. Sorry for the short notice but I'm going up to Denali."
"…What? Why? What did Jasper do?"
"Nothing, Tanya called for a booty call."
She laughed, "I swear to god if this isn't a dare I am going to rip you to pieces."
"It's a dare." Jasper said quickly, "Don't rip him to pieces, he's about to ask Bella truth or dare."
"Keep us on. I want to hear." Alice said.
"Oh god." I dropped my head back, "This wasn't in the job description."
"What?" Emmett started laughing.
I laughed too, "I have no idea what I meant by that."
"Guys, we're really drunk right now." Jasper said quietly.
"Jazz! They're still on the phone!" I stressed.
"Bella—"
"Shh." Rosalie cut Esme off, "I want to hear Bella's truth or dare."
"Bella, truth or dare?" Emmett asked me.
"Truth." I said quickly.
"Oo, you have to choose a dare next." Jasper smirked at me.
"I'm hoping Edward will be back by then…"
"We're still another hour away. We drove, remember?" Rosalie asked.
"Shit…"
"Bella!" Esme scolded in a frustrated voice. "My god…"
"I'm sorry, I can't stop myself." I admitted.
"Are you sure you don't want to choose dare?"
"Can you tell me both and then I choose?"
"I don't know, can I Jasper?"
"Nope." He shook his head, "Choose now."
I sighed, "Fine. Truth."
"Remember, it's against the rules to lie…what was your first thought when you first saw Carlisle?"
"No." I dropped my head in my hands.
"What was it, Bella?" Emmett smirked.
"He's listening!"
"He won't take it to heart…" Jasper said.
"I am not answering that."
"Is it positive or negative?" Emmett asked.
"That depends on your opinion of the thought."
"Just say it." Jasper rolled his eyes.
I pouted and spoke quietly, "I thought he looked like a god and he was hot…"
They all broke into laughter. Despite my quiet voice, they all heard it on the other end.
"I am so over this game." I said in an embarrassed voice.
"Oh Bella, that's my father." Edward mocked.
"Shut up! That's not fair, he's a vampire. Every human thinks that anyway…about all of you."
"But they're not all dating his children." Rosalie laughed.
"I suddenly don't feel very safe in my own home…" Carlisle said.
"No." I dropped my head into my hands, "I'm sorry Carlisle."
"Please, that's a compliment." Alice laughed. "Esme is shaking her head right now, though."
"Sorry Esme…"
"As long as you didn't think anything inappropriate…" I could hear the smirk in her voice.
"Gross…Emmett, truth or dare?"
"Truth." He smirked.
"How far do you think I could get in my truck before Carlisle gets back here?"
"Not very far." He laughed. I groaned and lay down on the couch I was on.
"Jazz, truth or dare?"
"Ah…truth."
"Have you ever been attracted to Rosalie at all?"
"God no." He shook his head.
Rosalie scoffed, "Gee, thanks."
"That would be like Bella being attracted to Carlisle…disgusting."
"Stop!" I threw a pillow at him. He caught it and laughed with Emmett, Alice and Rosalie. I thought I could even hear Edward chuckle.
"Bella, dare or dare?" Jasper wriggled his eyebrows at me.
"Oh, let me think. Dare?"
"I dare you to skull the rest of this vodka bottle. There's still half in there."
"No!" Esme, Carlisle and Edward all said at the same time.
"Hmm, sorry guys, but I already said it and she can't back out."
"I hate you." I said. "I really, literally hate you. Like, if you were human and I was in a room with you, Hitler and Bin Laden and I had two bullets, I would shoot you twice kind of hate you."
"Oh, that's intense." He smirked at me.
"I cannot even handle the hate I am holding—"
"We get it, you hate him. Now drink up." Emmett gave me the bottle. I stared at it for a few seconds before taking a deep breath and started skulling the vodka. "Yeah, you go girl. You're actually doing really well…" He laughed with Jasper.
"Oh no." Alice said quietly.
A few minutes passed before I finished and put the bottle down. I passed out almost instantly.
I came to very late in the afternoon. "Carlisle! She's awake!" I heard Alice yell. I knew I was still on the couch.
"Bella? Hey, look at me." Carlisle said quietly. I struggled to open my eyes, I felt extremely sick. "You need to sit up, okay?"
"Why?" I asked as he pulled me up.
"You have mild alcohol poisoning. Carlisle took a blood sample to test while you were out. We had to have at least 2 people around you at all times to make sure your heart was regular and still beating and to make sure you didn't have obstructed breathing or choke on your vomit." Edward explained.
"That's disgusting…" I said quietly.
"It hasn't happened, thankfully." Rosalie said. "Jasper's in trouble."
"I didn't know this would happen." He said weakly, "I'm so sorry Bella."
"I said I wanted to have fun. I had it." I said to him.
"I don't think alcohol poisoning is fun…we're really sorry." Emmett said.
I hadn't noticed the IV drip beside me until now. I looked down at my arm and looked away immediately, "Carlisle, take it out of my arm." I said quickly.
"No." He shook his head, "You have to keep hydrated."
"Then I'll drink as much water as you want, but get the damn needle out of my arm."
"No." He said simply, sitting down and opening his book.
"Fine." I sighed and looked at it, trying to figure out how to remove it myself.
"I know what you're thinking right now. Don't even try." Carlisle shook his head.
I moved my hand to my arm, about to touch the end of the needle to yank it out of I had to. Carlisle appeared at my side and grabbed my hand before I was able to touch it. It happened so fast, it took a few seconds for my tired brain to comprehend what just occurred.
"No." He said more sternly, "Do you want to hurt yourself?"
"I can't do needles." I said to him.
"Don't touch it." He shook his head and let go of my hand.
I groaned and rolled my eyes, "I have a headache."
"Sorry." Emmett and Jasper said at the same time.
"It's your own fault." Esme said.
"I know." I closed my eyes, "Sorry."
"So…I'm contemplating calling Charlie…" Edward said.
"No!" I sat up straighter and looked at Edward, "No. If you want me to move out then I will but if you don't and you call Charlie, I'm going to be forced to. And I won't ever be permitted to see you or Alice or anyone ever again."
"And he likes me." Alice nodded, "You don't want to do that, Edward."
"I have to admit, Jasper and Emmett are just really bad influences."
Jasper was looking down in shame, his arms crossed over his chest.
"Yeah bro, we know. You don't have to keep reminding us." Emmett said.
Jasper stood up and walked around the couch towards the kitchen.
"Where are you going?" Alice asked him.
He stopped briefly to answer her, "To throw all the alcohol out so this doesn't happen again."
"No, you don't need to throw all of it out…" Rosalie said.
"Rosie." Emmett said quietly.
She sat back and pouted, "Okay…"
Jasper kept walking to the kitchen and the house fell completely silent for my ears apart from the occasional sound of glass bottles hitting each other.
