Hello Fanfiction. Okay, first things first, I'm soooooooooo sorry for not posting. First I lost my phone, then I found it, then I was too lazy, but I have finally forced myself to start again. Also, how excited are you guys for the new season of RvB? I know I'm so psyched about what's happening. So you should check it out if you haven't. Yeah. So on with the story.

Disclaimer: I don't own either RvB or Doctor Who. Wish I did.


In the Blue Base…

After everything got settled down, the Doctor was introduced to Carolina and

Church. Carolina apologized for almost killing the Doctor, which she didn't do very well, and was a surprise for almost everyone in the room.

I guess these people aren't too big on apologizing, the Doctor thought. He wasn't expecting that to ever happen again. Washington had happened to find a robot body in the back while he was looking for Caboose's gun, so Church moved in and spent a while getting used to moving it.

It certainly was a sight to see; Church was spinning around every time he tried to say something, and blamed it on inverted controls. When he tried to change the controls, he ended up turning off his short term memory, which took a while to fix. Trying to talk to him was a pain in the neck. In fact, most of the conversations went something like this.

"Who are you?"

"I'm the Doctor."

"But I'm not sick."

"I know you're not."

"I'm not what?"

"Sick."

"You're sick?"

"No, no one is."

"No one's what?"

*Sigh*

"Who are you?"

*Groan*

"Wow you sound sick. You should see a doctor."


Over at the Red Base...

The Reds were looking all over the base for all the explosives they could find. They even risked going near blue base to find something to blow the mysterious machine up. It was hard work, but they managed to find enough explosives to ensure that the explosion was enough to blow the alien device to smithereens.

Grif couldn't have been more excited about the explosion. Having missed the Pelican blow up from the end of their adventures in Blood Gulch long ago, he was determined to see this explosion. He even managed to find a couple bombs, and one was enough to make the spacecraft blow up, so a couple would really make a huge explosion.

Simmons was saying that the size on the inside of the machine would make it hard to blow up, but Grif told Simmons to fuck off, and that was the end of that.

"Do you think that we should invite the Blues over?" Donut asked Sarge as they placed mines in the hallways.

"Why the hell would we do that?" Sarge responded, not able to fully comprehend what Donut just said.

"Well, we're doing this to avoid another adventure with them, right? So maybe if they saw what we we're doing, maybe they'll be so thankful, they'll give us something cool, like their tank!" Donut said, getting more excited with each word. Sarge nearly passed out when he realized that Donut's plan wasn't completely stupid or gay.

"You...you may be on to something," Sarge managed to say without throwing up in his mouth...much.

"Really?" Donut asked, extremely excited that he finally impressed Sarge.

"And if they don't give us something," Sarge continued," we could kill them where they stand!"

"Great plan sir!" Donut said with admiration.

"Hey, it's Simmons' job to kiss my ass, not yours," Sarge told Donut as he walked out to get more explosives.

"Right sir, sorry sir," Donut replied as he followed his CO out the door.


At Blue base...

The blue team finally managed to get Church's memory and body to function right. They had to look through the 700+ page instruction manual and a Spanish dictionary, but the finally did it. Unfortunately, Caboose dropped the dictionary into the fireplace that the blue team never knew they had as he was going to put it back on the shelf. The blue team never remembered a word of Spanish they learned from that book.

"Well, that was more complicated than it needed to be," The Doctor said, thoroughly amused by the chaos going on.

"Yeah, well, you're not the one who spent 50 fucking minutes without their memory," Church huffed, extremely pissed off and embarrassed about what just happened. "It isn't something you want to happen to you twice."

"Wait, this happened before?" the Doctor asked.

"Never mind!" Church exclaimed, his voice cracking a little bit as he said it.

"Okay guys, enough. What's important right now is figuring out how to get this guy home," Carolina said, referring to the Doctor.

"Right!" Wash agreed. "So how did you get here exactly?" He asked the Doctor.

"Well, I arrived here via my multi-dimension time traveling vehicle, which landed in a cave by Red base. But, it's out of power," the Doctor explained, "so I can't go anywhere."

"Well, lead the way and maybe we can fix it," Tucker said while receiving a look of extreme doubt from the Doctor.

"Hey guys look what I found!" Caboose exclaimed from behind the Doctor, causing him to turn around just as Caboose turned on a miniature flashlight with the strength of a searchlight in a prison at the Doctor's face.

"AAAAAAAAHHHH!" The Doctor yelled so loud you could almost hear it from Red base. He fell down and bumped his head on the table they were standing around and passed out cold.

"Caboose!" Wash and Church exclaimed.

"Tucker did it!"


At the Red base...

Sarge was thinking of all the ways to invite the blue team over to see the big explosion. Most of them involved killing Grif and sending his body over with the message, but it's the thought that counts. Everyone agreed that Grif and Sarge should not be the ones to ask the blues, at least not while they had their own ideas of how to ask that would fuck everything up. Donut was out of the question due to his making everyone extremely uncomfortable. So that left Simmons because Lopez could not speak English.

"Fine, I'll do it," Simmons sighed in defeat as he headed out to the Mongoose. He wasn't extremely excited to go to blue base, but he was curious about what happened to that man he saw earlier. Maybe he was on blue team now.

"Wait, why do I care?"Simmons asked himself as he was beginning to see blue base. He shrugged it off and began to plan what he was going to say.


The Doctor was beginning to wake-up again, but he soon realized that he had trouble seeing things clearly. He hypothesized that it could be a combination of the flash and him bumping his head that was making his eyesight so poor. He could make out where everyone was, just not who they were. He told them that that it was sort-of hard to make out colors in general, but it was hard to see shapes from far away.

"Well, how long to you think it will last?" Tucker asked.

"I'm guessing no longer than a day, but maybe5 minutes minimum," the Doctor responded, very embarrassed that he was double teamed by a flashlight and a table.

Just then, someone knocked on the front door of the base."Is there someone else on Blue team I don't know about?" The Doctor asked as quiet as he could.

"No," Washington answered.

"Hello Blue team," Simmons called from outside. "You are invited to join the Red team in watching an end to another adventure before it even starts."

There was absolute silence in the Blue base. "You're kidding," Church called out. "That seems too good to be true."

"Look," Simmons said in a very annoyed tone, "I don't care if you come or not. If you want to, fine. If you don't, no one will care. It's going to happen in, like, 5 minutes. Come if you want." The Blue team then heard an engine turn on and get softer and softer until they couldn't hear it anymore.

"So do you guys think we should go?"Washington asked.

"I think we should," Carolina spoke up. Everyone stared at her in shock.

"Carolina," Church asked hesitantly for fear of his health, "are you sure? These guys have played bigger tricks on us before."

"I am aware of that fact," She said with ice in her words as she remembered the time the Reds replaced her Magnum with...well let's just say, with something that definitely was NOT a Magnum. "But I have been trained to detect when someone is lying, and I don't sense anything suspicious about this."

"Well, okay fine. We can go, but everyone has to bring their weapons in case this is a trap." Washington ordered.

"Fine." The blue team moaned as they picked up their respective weapons and they headed out.


At Red Base...

"Is everything ready?" Sarge asked.

"Yeah, just about," Grif responded as he finished loading the Grifshot. "I just need Simmons so I can tell him the plan."

Speak of the devil, Simmons drove up just then. "Hey guys. Uh...the Blues said that they might come."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever," Grif said in a hurry as he handed Simmons a rocket launcher. "Okay, now Donut, take these grenades, and Sarge since your shotgun doesn't have the range, take this Fuel Rod Cannon," Grif said as he handed Sarge and Donut their respective weapons.

There wasn't much complaining. The Red team sat o the ramp of the base, waiting for the Blue team until they showed up. About five minutes later, the Reds saw the Blues coming over the hill. Grif stood up almost immediately and walked over to his position as the rest of the Red team followed suit.

Carolina was smart enough to bring a blanket big enough for the entire Blue team to sit on. Wash helped the Doctor sit down since Caboose couldn't be trusted after...well you know. As everyone was getting anxious while the Red team did a final check on their equipment as Lopez checked the explosives.

"Okay guys on my signal," Grif said holding up three fingers.

The Doctor's vision had started to come back at this point and he could almost make out his surroundings.

"3," Grif called out.

The Doctor could see everything near him perfectly. That place looks familiar. The Doctor thought as he looked at the blast zone.

"2," Grif called with excitement in his voice while everyone else was on the edge of their seats.

The Doctor could just barely see what the reds were aiming at. Huh, The Doctor thought, that thing looks vaguely familiar.

"1!" Grif screamed as all the reds threw their explosives.

The Doctor could see everything perfectly now, and his jaw dropped. No! No, it can't be!

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He screamed as he ran towards the TARDIS. But it was in vain, and as all the explosives combined, it created the most perfect explosion that blasted the TARDIS to smithereens. The doctor was so close to the blast radius that a stray part of the machine hit him straight in visor and he blacked out. The last thing he saw was Grif, jumping in joy at the success of his creation.


Again, guys so sorry. But better late than never, right?

Always Watching,

Bodyless Shadow