(Beware, this chapter may not be very good)
*readers walk into story but see the author on the ground laughing her head off, her face blue, and clutching her stomach*
Invader Izzy: "...Sora...?"
Maka12212: "WHAT are you LAUGHING about?"
Rylitah: "...Why is she laughing?"
Me: "I just found out that, hahaha! That Dave Wittenberg, the voice actor of Dufort! HAAAHAHA! Also voices Folgore and PONYGON! HAHAHAAAA! And Zeno's Japanese voice actress! HAHAAAA! voices a RAICHU!
Everyone: "PONYGON. FOLGORE. AND A RAICHU?"
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN ZATCH BELL OR NARUTO OR ANY OF IT'S ASSOCIATED CHARACTERS OR THINGS.
"So anyway, that's-a how it all went-a down." Folgore muttered.
"YOU'RE THE ONE WHO LOST!" Coral-Q and Kanchome shouted. they sat back down. "So now we're gonna get payback from three years ago! Haha! And the boss has only gotten stronger! And they'll only turn to DUST if they go toe to toe! The suspence is KILLIN' me!" Folgore hit Coral-Q before he could continue. "I'm not gonna stick my neck out like that!" Folgore shouted. "If I'm going to do this, it'll be from the shadows." He added, more quietly and with more intensity.
"That's uh, pretty dirty!" Kanchome and Coral-Q whimpered.
Elsewhere...
"Welcome! My, my, my, welcome! Welcome! Welcome!" A lady with hair the size of a blimp ran around Dufort, Zatch, Zeno, and Tia. Whom were very freaked out of the lady.
Meanwhile, Folgore, Kanchome, and Coral-Q watched from a barrel a few yards away. "Heheheee!" They chuckled.
At the dinner table...
"Wow!"
"Heeeeeheee!"
"Hm."
"That looks goohood!" Zatch drooled, towering over the food. "Yellowtail!"
"How lavish." Dufort complemented the food delicately
"Take your time!" Called the creepy woman, she closed the doors, and turned around, taking off the mask to reveal Folgore. "Enjoy your meal, Dufort. For it will be your last. I've added a tasteless and odorless naracotic to your food." Folgore thought, picturingDufort eating food similar to Zatch, and then hiccuping. "That brings on uncontrollable hiccups! Enjoy, my friend, and hiccup till you die!" Folgore thought, picturing Dufort hiccuping so much, he just fell sideways. Dead. "A fitting end."
Dufort looked at the three mamodo children. "What's the matter with you guys? No one's picking up their chopsticks." Dufort commented.
Tia looked at Dufort with a fake smile. "Ohh! It's nothing! Don't wait on us, Dufort, you go ahead and eat!" She happily urged.
The spiky-haired teen looked at Tia and sweatdropped. "Actually, I'm a bit of on a diet right now..."
"So that's how he wants to play it, huh?" Zatch thought rebelliously. "Well, I don't CARE what it takes! That mask is coming off!" Zatch picked up the teapot. "Oh, no! My hand slipped! Aah!" Zatch pretended as he threw the teapot at Dufort.
Dufort moved like a bullet, as he lifted up the entire table to avoid the hot water. All the food spilling to the floor.
"AAHH!" Zatch, Tia, and Zeno, shrieked.
Dufort sweatdropped. "Sorry, my hand slipped." He apologized.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE HAND SLIPPED!" They all cried.
Folgore, Kanchome, and Coral-Q were in the next room, crying for the food they made that was a waste.
"So what's are next move, guys?" Tia whispered to her friends.
"Don't worry, I think I have a plan." Zeno muttered.
"What kind of plan?" Zatch asked, looking at his twin brother with curiosity.
"Hm." Zeno replied plainly.
In the hot springs...
Two mamodo boys burst through the surface of the water. "Not too shabby, way to come through, Zeno." Zatch complemented, his mouth underwater. "Who wouldn't take their mask off in a hot tub?"
"Alright, you loser, zip your lip already!" Zeno growled.
In the distance, three naked dudes watched the spring, leaves covering their...Places. Folgore, Coral-Q, and Kanchome giggled evilly, waiting for Dufort to come out. Folgore pulled out a hollow bamboo tube from his butt. "Hmhmhmm...Tonight you breath your-a last breath, Dufort...I've-a coated this-a blow dart with an elixir that I concocted that brings on uncontrollable laughter!"
Folgore pictured Dufort standing in a soft olive green background, a dart punctured his forehead quickly, and Dufort looked at it with curiosity. Then he began to giggle, then chuckling, then the chuckles and giggles turning into loud, hearty laughs, his hands spazzing out in the air. Now I know what you guys are thinking, that Dufort doesn't laugh. But apparently Folgore has an impossible imagination.
Then Dufort fell backwards in a dead heap.
"And you die, laughing!" Folgore cackled. "A fitting end, for one such as you."
Tia sat in the hot spring, alone. "Aww, man, I wanted to get a look, too!" She whined. "With these hot springs, I'm outta the loop! I wanna see! Aoohh..." She complained. Tia slid her mouth underwater and began blowing bubbles.
"What's the hold-up, Dufort?" Zatch yelled.
"Hold on a sec, I'm coming." Dufort called back.
Tia shot up. " I have to see this!" She whispered. She turned around and looked at the giant wooden wall before her, built for privacy. She began to scale it.
Dufort stepped out. "Ugh, it's hot in here." The older teen stepped through the steam, a white cloth covering his face. "I'll only be in a minute." He added. Zatch and Zeno plunged into the water in frustration.
Folgore smirked. "This is my chance!" He whispered, he palced his mouth on the tip of the tube and blew as hard as he could, the dart soared through the air, heading straight for Dufort's temple. But right as the dart was going to make contact with his temple, Dufort bent down, and the dart continued on, instead hitting a frog.
The frog began getting into an uncontrollable laughing fit.
I'll have to finish this another time, but don't fear, faithful readers! It is now winter break! And I'll have more chances to get on more! :D
