Chapter 3

While Jack walks off to another room, Renee dials her girlfriends from back home.

Renee: "Hello Bobbi Sue! It's Renee."

Bobbi: "Renee? I don't know any Renee...hey wait a minute it this..."

Renee: "Yeah it is!"

Bobbi: "Zelly! why I haven't heard from you in too long! Are you making another movie? Why I loved that one that where you was married to Tom Cruise! My he's a hottie!"

Renee: "Well I'm taking a little break from movies because I'm getting mar-ried!"

Bobbi: "Whoo girl ya gettin married? Whoo who! Who to? One of those movies stars?"

Renee: "No no, Jack's in a band."

Bobbi: "Oh is it gonna be like that time 16 years ago when you thought you were gonna marry Hartley, King of the Karioke Bar?"

Renee: "Uh no. Jack likes country music, I think, but he's famous and he isn't like Hartley."

Bobbi: "Jack's a country singer? Has he ever sung with Tim McGraw or Kenny Chesney? Kenny Chesney's a total dish, and if it weren't fer Faith Hill I'd have me a little Tim McGraw on the side! "

Renee: "BOBBI!?! Anyway, no unfortunately Jack hasn't sang with Kenny Chesney or Tim McGraw.

Bobbi: "What about that guy in the Kenny Chesney video where they were in Hawaii? I thought that guy or his friend was from Detroit?"

Renee: "Other guy with Kenny Chesney? Oh I think you meant that "Unce Kracker" guy who's friends with Kid Rock, I think."

Bobbi: "Yeah are you engaged to HIM?"

Renee: "No I'm not engaged to Uncle Kracker, or Kid Rock, before you ask."

Bobbi: "Aw that's too bad. Well anyway you've got to hear about the gossip that's going on about Billie Jean's daughter, Bettie Jean tho you better hear about it from the horses mouth itself. Here let me use my new three-way-calling feature...You ever heard of that?"

Renee: "Yeah I think I have."

Bobbi: "That's cool. Wait til I dial...Oh Billie, it's Bobbi! Well guess who I've got on the phone. Give up? It's Zelly!"

Billie: "Zelly long time no hear! How've you been doing? Anymore movies?"

Renee: "Well..."

Bobbi: "Hesh up Billie, it's not right to ask a movie star about her movies, it's not polite. Anyway guess what, Renee's getting mar-ried to a mu-si-cian!"

Billie: "Is it like that time with Hartley?"

Renee: "Uh no..."

Bobbi: "No he's a famous country singer. He's been in videos."

Renee: "Well he's not just a country singer B..."

Billie: "Is it to that guy in the video with Kenn..?"

Bobbi: "No it ain't Billie, that was someone else. Anyways I called you up so that you can share you'r daughter's story before anyone else does.

Billie: "Oh you mean the story about Bettie Jean getting knocked up by Trent?"

Rene: "Really? Your little Bettie Jean and Trent? Do tell me more!"

Billie: "Well it started like most relationships it started out..."

Meanwhile, Jack goes back home and relaxes for a bit until he hears the doorbell ring. He gets up and answers, discovering it was Meg.

Jack: "Hi Meg it's good to see you again. Boy do I have to tell you about Renee's latest antics..."

Meg: "Yeah Jack we do have to talk, though not about that. I thought about it and I realised that I was being unfair about not letting you marry Renee on the 10th just because it was my little old birthday, so I'll let you down."

Jack: "Oh it's okay about that. Actually..."

Meg: "Uh Jack today I discovered that I'm pregnant and my boyfriend says it's his duty to marry me, whether he's the father or not. So were getting married on my birthday."

Jack: "But that's okay..."

Meg: "Well Roger and I are getting married my birthday, so it's no longer waiting for that because Roger says he wants to do the right thing. "

Jack: :"But"

Meg: "There's all that's been done for that. So long Jack, I've got to go now."

So Meg leaves Jack in bewilderment, when she walks back to her car and drives back to her home.