A/N So, Skwisgaar has now properly dealt with Murderface, so now it's Charles' turn! Aren't you all so happy for him?

Disclaimer: I don't own Metalocalypse.


Skwisgaar's POV

Toki lefts my room at abouts midnight dat night, ands I immediatelies went to Charles' office. I's knew dat he was usuallies in there alls night, and I figured it woulds be better if nones of de other guys knowed about dis visit. I mades quick works of de walk to hims office and openeds up de door loudlies. He was sittings at hims desk like usuals, as though he was betters den everyone elses because he was smarts and shits. I thought he was de huge dumbfucks.

"Ah, hello Skwisgaar. Is it a Scandinavian thing to barge into rooms without knocking?" Dat dildos! Who he think he ams to talk to me likes dat! I's sat down, annoyed and pisseds, and glared ats him.

Charles' POV

I ah, don't generally enjoy being rude to my boys, but honestly, barging into my office at midnight? It's disrespectful, and I'd ah, I'd hoped that I could finish my work without any further distractions. "I'm ah, I'm sorry Skwisgaar. I'm very tired, and I've already had a meeting with Toki today. Can whatever this is wait until tomorrow?"

"Nos. It ams important. It is involvings little Toki, actually." I sighed. Did he figure out what I'd ah, told Toki. Damn I hoped not, I didn't want to deal with an angered Swede, at least not tonight.

"What's the problem, Skwisgaar?" He smirked, and I could ah, tell I wouldn't be having nice evening.

"Yous and Toki ams been spending a lots of time together recently, ja? I don'ts really likes it, tos be honest." This is what he ah, wanted to disturb me for? His idiotic, petty jealousy? Does he not know I've been married for ten years?

"Skwisgaar, I ah, I believe there has been a misunderstanding. I've got no romantic feelings for Toki whatsoever, and likely never will. I'm happily married."

"Reallies now? Den why ams he been comings in here all de time? Why he always come to you? I'm supposeds to be de only one he ams needings!"

"Don't be ridiculous. Toki is one of my boys, just like you are, and I don't care any more or less about him than I do the rest of you. It's ah, it's silly to think otherwise, and even sillier to believe you're the only one he should ever speak to."

"How ams dat sillies? He ams mine boy, not yourses." I rubbed my temples. Was he really going to make me deal with this this early?

"It's silly because people ah, need more than one person in their life. You ah, can't expect Toki to go to you for everything. Toki confides in me because he trusts me. I would assume he sees me as a sort of father figure because of my age." Skwisgaar looked even more upset.

"Sos you ams using de experience cards? You thinks you ams de better lover cause of dat? As ifs! I's fuckeds more in a years den you has in yous whole life!" It was times like ah, like this that I hated working for Dethklok.

"You're misunderstanding me ah, again. I have no sexual or emotional attraction for Toki. If anything I think you and he should be together, you balance out rather well. You're good for one another." Skwisgaar laughed.

"Ja, you thinks I fall for that? You says shits like dat to make me t'ink yous not interested, den snatches him! I's not stupids!" Goddamn it all to hell.

"Skwisgaar, ah, please, what do I have to do to make you understand I don't want to date Toki?" He looked thoughtful, and I found myself praying, something I ah, hadn't done in years.

"You gots cameras alls over dis place, ja? Evens in our roomses?" Now where could he be taking this?

"Yes, I do. In case a fan tries to steal something, and to root out spies and the ah, the like."

"Den lets me use dem." Damn if I ever pray again.

"Why ever do you want to use my cameras, Skwisgaar?"

"To spies on Toki. If I's can watches him whenevers, I's can be sure dat you ams not doins nothin, pluses I's can keeps an eye on de other guys as well." To say I was ah, unwilling to allow such a thing was an understatement, but damn, I wasn't quite cognizant at that time, and I honestly think I ah, would've done anything to get him out at that point.

"Fine, you have authorization to use them for three weeks. If this ah, endeavor is not resolved by then I'm afraid I won't help any longer." Skwisgaar nodded, obviously pleased, and I continued to rub my head. Perhaps I would start praying again. Hell, maybe I could even go back to church, pick up Catholicism again. Ha, who ah, who am I kidding? If I became religious again this immoral job would kill me in a week.


Skwisgaar's POV

I'd gottens de use of Mr. Managers cameras, ands I figured I mays as well tries dem out. I means, I only has three weeks, sos I gots to does what I cans. Now, where ams dat room? Fucks, I needs a Klokateer, but I can only finds de lazy ones dat does de sleepings in de bloods. It ams rather annoyings. Ah, dere ams one dat isn't an ungrateful bastards!

"Yous, come here! I wish to be escorteds to de camera room."

"I'm afraid I'm not allowed to do that, Master Skiwgelf." I rolleds my eyes and scoffeds. He dared to denies me something?

"I's just came from de robot's office. I's got permission to gos in there for three weeks." He lookeds reluctant, but finallies he ams just walked me tos a room deep in de Haus. Goods move for him. It ams gets real tedious throwing guyses to de yard wolves. Withins dat room, I's found a wall lined in cameras, ats least one for every room in de Haus and twos or three for de rooms de band frequented. It tooks me almost no times at all to find mine Toki's room, and I smileds when I did. He ams was sprawled across hims bed, mouth a littles open and probablies snoring. Damn, ams dere a sound option? I should've asked Charles befores I left, but there amnest much I can does about it now. Besides, Toki ams cute with or without sounds. Hey, waits a goddamns minute! Ams someones coming into hims room? Ja, ja, someone ams! Who de fuck ams dat? I can feels mineself leaning forward ands squinting. Den I's see him, Pickle, walking into mine Toki's room while he ams asleep! Fucks, what de hell ams he doesing? If he even thinks of touchings him... his hand ams shaking Toki's shoulder, and hims lips ams moving. It looks like he ams saying Toki's name, and he wakeses up. Fuckings ass, why ams he has to ruin dat adorasble picture? Shits, dey ams leavings... fucks, fucks, where ams dey going? Hallsway... anothers hallway... damns, dis place needs fewer fuckings hallways! Okays... dere, dey ams finally stopping, but I t'ink I woulds rather dey didn't because dat ams Pickle's room.

I's can't help but wonder if now ams when he will makes hims move, when he ams thinking everyone else ams sleeping. I wants to run in there and busts them, I want to takes him away and nevers let nobody touches him again. Ifs I could I woulds put him on de pedestals, highs above the world, because I mights be de god of everyone else but he ams de god of me... oh, dey ams justs practicings guitar again, sos I guess I can relax. I don'ts really likes it, dat Toki t'inks he needs someone else to helps him, but I can puts up with dat. De fact dat he seems to be enjoying himself sos much, dat he ams laughings and actuallies having fun, is sort ofs upsettings, but I's can fix it. I's can fix anything... damn, I's getting tired, but I don'ts want to leave. What if Pickle tries to does de huggings or de kissings? What if dey ams screwings? I's need... to know... buts I can't keep... mine eyes open no more...


Pickles' POV

I gat Toki up fer practice sometime about one a'clack in tha' mornin', but I felt sorta guilty about it. I mean, the kid was sleeping really well, and I know I hate ta get woken up when I'm actually resting. He did say to wake him up at this time every night though, so I ain't gat much choice. Fer how comfortable he looked he was easy to wake up, and I led him down a few halls to my room. Poor kid still couldn't get around here too good, but I figured it was because he was always trailin' around after Skwisgaar. The Swede always acts pissed about that, but I figure it's mostly an act, considering the crush he has on the kid is a mile wide and more obvious than Nat'an when he walks into a room. It'd almost be funny if the fuckin douchebag would stop suspecting everyone of wanting to hump the kid into a damn wall. Hanestly, no one, 'cept Murderface an maybe Nat'an, have even shown the slightest sign of wantin' to do dat. S'fuckin annoying, but hell, maybe I can help this shit along. If I can get Toki ta realize that no, it ain't idol worship he has for Skwisgaar, it's just worship, then maybe Skwisgaar will stop his jealousy shit. Or maybe he'll get even worse, but fuck if that ain't a risk I'm willing to take. We get to my room and Toki sits on my bed like he owns the damn thing. Fuckin douchebag. I sit beside him and grab my old gold top anyway. I need ta replace the thing, but I can't ever really bring myself ta do it. Too sentimental, I guess.

"So, what do ya wanna practice tanight?" I asked him, strumming mindlessly and reminding myself of the exact blonde dumbfuck I'd just been thinkin of.

"Hmm... maybes we can try de new solo Skwisgaar wrote, ja? I t'ink maybe I might gets him to gives me one pretty soon!" I sighed. Yeah, just as soon as you suck his cack for him.

"Whatever kid. I already said we could practice whatever ya want, since yer tha one askin for these lessons in tha first place. Any particular part ya wanna do, or ya just wanna go through all of it?" He laughed, setting his fingers in the right places to start the song. I always thought he needed a different kind of guitar, since that one always seemed a little awkward in his hands, but he seemed almost as attached ta the damned thing as I was ta mine.

"Alls of it please, buts there ams one part I's having more trouble with."

"We'll do that first then. What part is it?" He looked confused on how to explain it, and I suddenly remembered dat he was more clueless on how ta read and write music dan Skwisgaar.

"Wowees Pickle, I don't really knows how to says dat. De part dat starts to go reallies fast, I's guess. I's keep tripping up on ones part."

"Toki, ya might wanna ask Skwisgaar about dat part. Ya know I can't play as fast as you two." Hell, maybe dat would get dem started together. I really was gettin so fuckin tired of those two motherdouchebags dancing around each other. Fuckin ridiculous is what it was. He laughed again, playing through some random melody I didn't recognize, and even if I had it was way too pretty to be from a Dethklok song, er any metal song for dat matter. "The hell are you playin?" I spoke again, and his mouth snapped shut.

"Dis? It ams somethings I heard Skwisgaar play a few weeks ago. Whatever it ams he plays it a lots, ands I was bored sos I been learnings it too!" So goddamned stupid, yet really fuckin cute. I wished Skwisgaar could have heard the little douche just then. "Anyways, you know I can't ask him to help me learn de solos! He just tell me to gets out, or throw de pigs blood on me again!" Dat... was probably true, hanestly.

"Fine. Play through it, and I'll see if I can help ya." He nodded, his tangled hair flippin like crazy, and den his fingers started to fly like lightning across da strings. He sounded just as fast, just as good, as Skwisgaar until he gat about halfway through, den he twisted his fingers and a shrill note came through. I tried to help him, but I ain't ever had ta play dat fast before, and he ain't ever asked me ta help him with a part that fast before, so I was pretty much useless. "Sarry kid, I don't know what ta tell ya. I do gat an idea though."

"What ams dat?" his head hung down, and he looked really fuckin miserable, like someone just kicked his dog er somethin.

"You sound awesome up til dat one part, right? Ask Skwisgaar ta make it a duet, an you can handle da first part while he takes da second." His face lit up.

"Ja, ja, dat ams greats! I t'ink I maybe ask Nat'an first though, ifs I can get him to agree tos it den Skwisgaar will haves to!" he ran out of my room, and I ran my fingers through what was left of my hair. Hope the little douchebag was plannin ta wait til tamarra. Oh well, not my fuckin problem. I flopped back on my bed and went to sleep, but nat before I took a nice drink of my favorite wine, which I'd just taken outta storage a few hours ago.


Toki's POV

Pickle ams always sos helpful! Makings it into de duets ams a great ideas, plus I loves doing de duets with Skwisgaar! It ams always nice to shares de spotlights with him every now and den! Nat'an am sures to agree, especiallies if I does a few more pianos parts for hims! He ams been hasslings me to do a whole bunches, sos I gots de bargaining chips! I'd better waits until in de mornings though, since Nat'an ams always really grouchy late at night, and I ams gettings tired toos, so I t'ink I's will just goes to bed fors now.


Skwisgaar's POV

Charles woke me up de next day, ands I glared at him.

"Whats you want?"

"The ah, other guys were wondering where you were. They got worried when Toki didn't find you in your room."

"Ohs... sorries, I gets up, ja? Heys, does dis t'ing have de sounds option?" He looked annoyed and rubbed hims temples again. I couldn'ts help but enjoy pissings him off sometimes. He was de toughs, stoics robot, so I t'ink it ams good to get him alls emotional nows and then.

"Blue button beside each monitor." I nodded, and togethers we went to the dining room, buts I gots a bad case of de sours stomach. Abigail had takens mine spot by Toki.