Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto…but if I did…MWUAHAHAHAHA!…eh-hem, let's just say that it would be majorly fucked up! Like this story! LOL

BTW: You, by now know the time setting and other such things, so just so you know Kyuubi's a girl in this. Also, I know no Japanese except for a few words, so when I tell fights I'll use English, with the exception of the ones that I do know or find out online. (please be kind when I use them, because I might spell them wrong.) And Kumo means cloud. (Kumogakure = hidden village of Cloud.)

Pairings: It will be an OC.


Last time:

"Team nine is: Uzumaki Naruto, …"


"Team nine is: Uzumaki Naruto…" Naruto held his breath at that.

"Maaka Calera, …" The red haired girl with green eyes waved. 'Fuck! Well, it's not too bad. Please, Kami-sama, don't let that other one be on my team! PLEASE!!!!!!!!' Naruto thought passionately.

"and Takashi Usui." 'Oh please, please, please….not him!' thought Naruto.

A random kid with greenish-black hair and glasses stood up. "Hey." He said and sat back down. 'Phew, at least it's not that other g…' Naruto's thoughts got cut short as the teacher said, "Sorry…my mistake…" Naruto sweatdrops at this. "The third teammate is actually Hitachiin Renji." 'Please don't be him. Please don't be him.' Naruto chants in his head.

Sadly, for Naruto, the brunette with onyx eyes stood up and shouted, "YO! My team will be the most kick ass team! Ha ha!"

In Naruto's mind, he was banging his head against the wall while Kyuubi was laughing her ass off. 'Why meee? WWWHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY?!!! That brunette is just too much like Kiba. At least that Ren doesn't have a dog. I would kill myself if he did. Mangy mutts.'


After going through the whole list of teams, he said that team nine was to wait at the Academy for their Jounin sensei.

As Calera was sitting at her desk, twirling kunai, she looked at her teammates.

'I know that Ren is strong, but he's too arrogant. He may be a problem. He will most likely try to do everything by himself, showing off. The new kid, Naruto was it? He's strange. I don't know him that well, so I can't say too much about him, but he seems strong. I just hope that he's not some weak dope like that bitch Ren.' She thought.

Ren was currently trying to talk to Naruto. "Yo! I'm Ren. You're Naruto, right? So, what do you say to getting some lunch?" he said very, very fast.

"Whatever. Just, stop talking so fast. You're giving me a headache." He said rubbing his temples.

"Hey, Cal. Wanna go get some lunch!?" Ren then screamed at Calera.

"Sure. Why not? It's not like I have anything important to do."

So they all walked off, forgetting that they were supposed to wait for their sensei.


"So, Naruto. I heard that you're not originally from here. Is that true?" asked Ren while eating his dango.

"Yes. I originally came from Konohagakure. Other than that, don't ask another thing about that place if you don't want to lose your head." Said Naruto still having a major headache.

When he took his hood down, both Ren and Calera stared.

'I love his hair. It's awesome. And he has piercings. If only my mom would let me…that would be awesome. Oh…I'm soo jealous,' Calera thought uncharacteristically.

'I wonder…What are those marks on this cheeks?' thought Ren. So he voiced his thoughts.

"Hey, Naruto. What are those marks on your cheeks?" asked Ren curiously.

"Oh. These?" he laughed a little at that. "I was born with these marks. Odd, ne?" he said, continuing to eat his dango and pocky.

Both teammates stared yet again. They never imagined the punk blond to laugh. He seemed like the type to have an ice pick shoved up his ass. Well, appearances aren't everything.

"OOOkkkkkaaaaaaayyyyyy." Said Calera. "I have a question for you. When did you get here? You look like you've been here for a while."

"Well, I came here three years ago." He said.

"Now I have a question for you two. What do you specialize in? Like taijutsu, genjutsu, and what you have an affinity for. I have an affinity for lightning jutsu."

Ren was the first to speak up (of course), "I specialize in my family's jutsu and taijutsu. My affinity is earth jutsu. Weird combination, ne?"

'So he comes from a special family. I wonder what they're known for…wait a minute! His last name. Hitachiin. Oh yeah. Sensei told me about the Hitachiin's. They are able to do earth jutsu up to the C level without doing hand signs. Not too bad of a partner.' Thought Naruto.

Calera didn't really want to start, but seeing that Ren had already started this conversation, she decided she should go too.

"I specialize in genjutsu, but I have medium talent in ninjutsu and taijutsu. My affinity is fire. Although, fire jutsu are not common in this area. How about you. What do you specialize in since you already told us your affinity." She said with a smirk.

"Well, I specialize in ninjutsu and taijutsu. Yes, I have an affinity toward lightning jutsu, but I am above average when it comes to fire." He said. "Well. I think we should head back or we might be late for our sensei." he said and was swallowed up in a purple-ish fire, leaving his two teammates grumbling about stupid blonds leaving them behind.


When the two teammates got back to the Academy, they saw an annoyed blond sitting on the windowsill with an evil grin on his face.

'Oh shit. This does not look good.' Though Calera.

"Yo! What are you doing?!" shouted Ren.

Naruto just turned around with an evil smirk that would make Kami shiver. "The dumb ass sensei of ours isn't here yet. So, I just set up a little surprise for him." He said with a flash of red going across his blue eyes.

After waiting for two more hours, they were all more than happy to aid the blond in his scheme…

With Naruto's sensei:

A tall man with Greenish-black hair stood up from his kitchen table and stretched.

'Better go meet the brats.' He thought with a sigh.

His hair was about chin length. He had long bangs that went down a little lower than his hair. He has gray eyes. If you looked close enough, you could see that his pupils aren't normal. They were normal except for the fact that the middles have a red dot in them. He also had a scar on his right cheek.

His wardrobe consisted of a black muscle shirt with his Jounin vest over it. He has his forehead protector on his left arm. His pants are a forest green. They have many pockets on them. Enough to hold a small arsenal.

'I better go now.' He thought to himself. 'I mean, I am three and a half hours late.'

He walked off, not knowing the extreme amount of pain he was going to go through when he arrived.

Back at the Academy:

"YO! I'm h…" he started, but never got to finish as he was assaulted with every trap you could possibly think of, and some that are just too graphic to even say.

Let's just say that when the traps stopped, he was a complete wreck.

The teammates couldn't help, but laugh at their sensei as he was put in the hospital. They would have to wait a week for their final exam.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY 'FINAL EXAM'!!!" shouted Ren.

"Well, that was only to see if you were half-way close to becoming genin. You will have your real test in a week." He stated sadly. "Meet me at training ground 18."

"Well, you deserved it." Said Naruto and Calera in unison.


A week later:

"My first impression of you…I HATE YOU!! But I'll get over it for now." He said calming himself down. "Before we start, I would like to get some introductions. Likes, dislikes, hobbies, dreams."

"Why don't you start first." Suggest Calera.

"Ok. Well, my name is Fujisaki Satoshi. My likes are…My dislikes are…My dreams…My hobbies are…Well, I like food and…" They all deadpanned at this. "You're turn!" he said happily.

"You only told us your name." Stated Naruto with a twitch.

"Fine. I'll go." Said Calera. "My name is Maaka Calera. My likes are training, hanging out with friends, and painting. My dislikes are people who are late, and loud idiots. My hobbies are none of your concern. My dream… My dream is for me to be recognized." She said.

"Ok… Next is the energetic idiot." He said pointing at Ren who scowled at this.

"My name is Hitachiin Renji. My likes are training, talking, and doing pranks. My dislikes are superficial girls, people who are late, and the time it takes to make food. My hobbies are playing with my pet dog,"

'FUCK!!! SOOOO CLOOOOOSSSSEEEE!' though Naruto as he mentally tried to commit suicide while Kyuubi was laughing her ass off. 'Hahahaha! P-Please stop! You're kil-killing me here! Hahahahaha!' 'Shut up, Kyu-chan!'

Ren continued oblivious to Naruto's turmoil. "…and playing pranks. My dreams are that I can become the strongest in my clan and possibly the head one day."

"And finally, drum roll please, the mysterious blond, OOohhhhhHHH!" said Satoshi sarcastically.

"My name is Uzumaki Naruto. My likes… (insert smirk). My dislikes are people who are late, and… (insert a wider smirk). My hobbies are training and the rest are none of your business. My dreams…are to get revenge. A horrible, vicious, blood-filled… oh, yes, there will be blood." He said with an evil smirk on his face, eyes flashing a distinguished red. In short, he scared the shit out his team who were slowly edging away from the blood-crazed blond who was now almost hyperventilating.

"OOOkkkaaaaayyyyyy. Well, now that we're introduced. The real test will begin." Said Satoshi with an evil smirk that almost rivaled Naruto's. I said "almost". Although, it still promised a world of pain.


Yays! Another chap. done. Hopefully this is posted before you all have to go back to school. I know I will be going back on Thursday. So, that means fewer updates. I will at least try to update once a week. Hope you enjoyed this.

BTW:

Poll: do you think that Kyuubi should be able to "train" Naruto?

So far the results stand as this:

Yes: 4

No: 0

Well, thanks for the review, and byes for now! (waves goodbye while holding Itachi plushie)

Itachi: You know…I should really take that away from you. Revealing my pocky stash! How could you?!

S. L.: But…Itachi-chan, I didn't really tell anyone. You were the one that said, "My precious pocky! How did you know that it's hidden in my dresser?!!"

Itachi: (scowl) …shut up. …I hate you.

S. L.: NOOOOO! Itaci-kunnn. I'm sorry! Please don't leave me!! Or take away my plushie of you! WAAAHHHHHH! (grabs onto Itachi's robes begging for mercy and a hug)

Itachi: (sigh) Fine. I'll forgive you for now, but if I find out that you tell them where my other stash is, and I will send you through a torture that will make hell look like heaven.

S. L.: Yipe! OK. I pwomise. (puppy dog pout. Glomps Itachi)

Itachi: (sighs) Why do I always fall into that trap? Why, Kami-sama, why?