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Truth Or Dare Undead Style

It's Pink, It's Sparkley, It's...Edward In a Speedo??!!

Emmett's P.O.V

"Edward," I said "Truth or Dare?"

Edward's P.O.V

Damn, Emmett's gonna kill me, figuratively of course. I'm totally trapped, I can't pick Truth cause everyone will call me a wuss and I definatley don't want to answer question.

I sighed. "Dare."

Emmett smirked all the while thinking "Yes! This is all going according to plan! Mwahahahaha!

"Emmett will you please stop laughing maniacally in your head??!"

"NO NEVER! MWHAHAHAHAHA! Ouch! Rose?! Why'd you do that?! Never mind, anyway...Edward I dare you to call up Jessica and invite her to go bathing suit shopping with you, and you have to try on and model AT LEAST 1 speedo, and you have to ask her opinion on it, oh and whenever she tries on a bikini you have to tell her she looks sexy!"

If I could faint I would have, damn Emmett and his stupid dares! WHY ME?!

Bella looked just as horrifed as I did and once again I found myself wishing I could read her mind and see what she was thinking.

I shot Emmett a death glare before taking out my cell phone and punching in the number.

"Like Hello?"

"Hello, Jessica?"

"Yes?"

"This is Edward Cullen speaking."

I listened patiently as she hyperventilated on the other end of the line before squealing excitedly.

"So, what's up?" she said trying to sound casual but failing miserabley.

"I was wondering if you wince wanted to go bathing suit shopping with me?"

More hyperventilating "Yes! Of course I'd love too. When were you planning on going?'

"I was kinda planning on going now."

"Oh... Okay! Come pick me up in 5 minutes! Bye! Mwah!" She made a kissy noise before hanging up, I gagged. This was gonna give me nightmares, and I can't even sleep!

Everyone else was cracking up of course since they heard the whole conversation, all that is except for my darling Bella who was looking more than a little frustrated and upset.

I leaned over and kissed the top of her head, suprising her momentarily as her heart beat quickened. I smiled down at her and she tried to smile back but I could tell she was still upset.

Not wanting her to feel left out I quickly filled her in on the conversation editing a little, so as not to get her too mad, I pecked her on the cheek and ran out the door to my Volvo, trying desperatley to get away from the others and the humiliation of being on film.

I looked back to see if I'd gotten away only to be disapointed when I saw the black mercedes on my tail, it was the perfect car for following someone in especially since Jessica was human her eyes wouldn't be able to pick it out in the blackness. I growled, I hated these games.

I pulled into Jessica's driveway and wasn't suprised when she came out imediately, already having heard her thoughts as she peeked out from behind the door.

She jumped into Bella's usual seat and slammed the door. I flinched, not only was Bella a much more beautiful, caring and all around better person than Jessica she was a lot more respectful of my car.

I sighed, time to get the show on the road.

I drove to Port Angleus, it being the closest shopping centre around. It took forever to get there considering I had to drive human speed with Jessica in the car. Bored with the silence I decided to see what was runnign through her mind.

"OMG I can't believe it, I'm finally going out with Edward Cullen!! This is awesome...I wonder why he called me though? Did he and Bella break up? Duh of course they did! I'm like way better than her so I don't blame him Bella is seriously old news, he probobley even left her FOR ME! I'm so beautiful even he couldn't resist for long...I wonderif he likes my outfit? I did wear my micro mini especially for him...I wonder if you can see my underwear? Oh well it doesn't matter, I did wear those..."

I shuddered, I did not want to hear the end of that! It's pathetic how she thinks she can even compare to Bella, she just as shallow as ever.

wonder why Bella's still friends with her. Sigh Bella, I miss her already.

When we finally got to Port Angleus after about half an hour, admittedly a little faster than usual but not unheard-of.

Jessica jumped out of the car slamming the door once again. I winced, praying my car would survive the night, that is if did.

I numbly followed her over to the swimsuit store, wincing again as I recalled exactly what I had to do.

As soon as we entered the store Jessica immediately pulled me over to the ladies section, not even noticing me flinch at her touch, or the coldness of my skin. She quickly pulled out several scarps of bathing suits that were supposed to be bikini's, and procedded to the change room with me in tow.

She put on a red bikini first, this one not as bad as the others I'd seen her pick up, at least she was decently covered.

"Very nice." I complemented not even bothering to make my tone sincere.

She smiled anyway and went back into the change room. Just then I noticed the giggling clothes rack, no more than a few feet away, and the little camera lens that peeked out from in between a pair of pants.

I saw the scene inside the clothes rack through Alice's mind, and almost burst out laughing myself. Bella was off to one side glaring at Emmett, and everyone else was so scared of her they were crowded as far away as possible, never taking their eyes off her for a second, everyone that is except for Emmett who was too busy filming to notice the looks Bella was giving him.

It was nice to know Bella felt just about as mad as I was about my situation.

Just then Jessica stepped out wearing basically nothing, small what could be called hankerciefs barely covered her chest, or lack thereof, and the bottoms were so scanty if I could have blushed I would have.

"Very...sexy." I said mentally kicking myself for choosing dare.

Jessica practically jumped out of her skin with happiness and I could tell she had decided what to buy. She quickly headed back into the change room so we could get on with the torture, or in her case shopping.

She came out moments later fully clothed with the rejects in one hand and the one I had just complimented her on, in the other. She hung the rejects on a random rack, before dragging me over to the guys section.

Before I could start looking Jessica had already picked out at least 5 different swimsuits for me.

"Here." She said shoving them into my arms and pushing me into a dressing room.

I quickly browsed through her choices, none of which were my taste, bright colours, uncomfortable fabrics, and ...OMC SHE DID NOT!

I gulped as I stared at the bright pink sequined speedo, flinching as it sparkled in the light.

I'm so killing Emmett when we get home.

I quickly tried on the other suits polietly listening to Jessica's Ooo's and Ahh's each time I showed her one. Too soon however it was time to try on the pink monstrosity.

I glared at my reflection before stepping outside.


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