Funny Stuff

The next morning Lily went to the owlery to send a letter to her mother, for advice on how to tell if she likes James. On the window ledge Lily was scribbling down,

Dear Mum,

Schools been good, we have an exciting, new project, we have to take care of a baby with our partner for 2months. My partners name it James Potter, he is the reason that I'm writing, you see last night I kissed him; it was just some thing that happened. But I'm not sure whether I like him or not. I admit that his rather attractive but he is very egotistical. I need your advice on how to tell whether I like him or not.

With love,

Lily

P.S Please don't tell dad

Lily tied the letter to her owl, Rhyanna's leg, and let Rhyanna fly out the owlery window. Lily walked back to the Great Hall for breakfast.

"Hey Lils where's Harry?" asked Bree

"He's with James," Lily replied shortly

After breakfast Lily went back to Harrys Home and got Harry, and went to Hagrid's, Lily was going to teach Hagrid how to cook.

By the end of the day blowed up an oven, microwave and the blender, Hagrid's hut was a mess.

"Hagrid i've got an idea," said Lily, "Elly,"

With a pop Elly the house elf appeared

"Miss Lily Flower called," squeaked the elf

"Yes, I did, can you do me a favour, can you clean up Hagrid hut,"

"If Miss Lily Flower wishes,"

"And can you stop calling me Miss Lily Flower, please,"

"Master said to call you Miss Lily Flower, so Elly must,"

Elly began her work and Lily took Hagrid out side to play with Harry in his pumpkin patch. By the time the sun went down Lily, Hagrid and Harry went down to dinner. After dinner Lily took Hagrid back to his hut, it was spotless; Hagrid thanked Lily and went back to Harrys Home to go to sleep.

The next morning Lily got up and dressed and went to the Great Hall. She had not spoken or seen James other than when she went to bed the day before. Lily wanted to get to the Great Hall because she wanted to see weather her mother had replied to her letter. Lily sat down and within ½ hour, every student arrived at the Great Hall, at least 100 owls came in to the Great Hall, an owl swooped down and dropped a magenta coloured envelope.

"Oh no someone's sent me a howler," Lily panicked

"Lily, you'd better open it," Grace said

"Why, "asked Lily piking up the envelope

"Because it's going to-" Grace never got to finish her sentence

Suddenly the envelope origamied in to a mouth and started to screamed in Lily's mother's voice, "Dear Lily, when I was cleaning your room I found some lovely coloured envelopes, and they didn't bite or do any thing Magical, so I decided to send my next letter in it. Anyway if you want my advice on weather you like this James Potter," at those words Lily's heart sank then, "then I would write down a list of Pros and Cons on this James Potter. Then through the list out and follow your heart, but if you want my opinion then go for it, I mean you talk about him all the time at home so go for it. One more thing," at that the envelope gave Lily a big kiss and said, "Love Mum P.S I love you," Lily was mortified, then the envelope ripped its self up and the Great Hall burst with laughter, except for Lily, James and all Lily's friends. Then Lily ran out the Great Hall so embarrassed to even look back, James and Lilys friends followed.

Lily ran and ran until she reached the library. James put Harry in Becs arms and went into the library to find Lily.

"Lils please talk to me," James asked

"Why, so you can laugh at me too,"

"No so I can ask you if you do like me, I can understand if you don't know yet but that's ok,"

"While I've been running I thought about it and I feel that I don't want to be the girl that you have for a week and then dump,"

"I promise that you it won't be that, I've dreamed of going out with you since the day I accidentally knocked you over,"

"But…"

"Ok I will make you a promise; if I dump you after the first month then I give you permission to use any hex on me,"

"It's a deal,"

"You sure,"

With this she lent over to kiss James to say yes.

"I'm still so embarrassed," Lily moaned

"Don't worry us Marauders will make sure that every one forgets this by tomorrow," James said with an evil grin

"What's your pl…?" Lily started just as Snape and his Slytherin gang walked in to the library

"Well, well, well what have we here," snigged Snape

"Cut the crap, Snivels," James smirked

"Oh, I think that we've interrupting something," Snape sniggered, "or not," he said looking at Lily, "since she can't stand the sight of you,"

"Snivel, just because you fancy her and she can't stand the sight of you doesn't mean she hates me,"

"Oh yea, watch this," he said leaning over to kiss Lily. Before James could do any thing to stop Snape from kissing Lily lent forward, they were a meter, inch, centimetre, away then WAM Lily had kneed Snape in the balls. Then Lily lent over and kissed James, then walked out of the library laughing, with Snape rolling on the floor in pain.

Finally Snape got up and was walking out the door when he noticed that Ryan Pettigrew a 5th year laughing. Snape marched over and through his book out the window, Ryan was furious, he stood up and pulled out his wand,

"your going to pay for that one dude," Ryan said, while Snape snicked

"Poitusen," Ryan muttered and Snape and his gang of Slytherins had there underwear glued to the outside of there pants, Malfoy tried with all his might to pull his underwear down but the spell just pulled them up more and was giving him a wedgie.

"Mr Snape out, this is a library," cried Madam Prince as Snape and the others walked out the library