Hello everyone, and welcome back to the Ultimate-Drax's News Post.

First off, we're gonna answer a question from mah buddy JP-Ryder, which is for the DigiDestined from Digimon Invasion. The question is as follow "What is the craziest thing you've ever done?"

Garfield Logan

"I once jumped 100 feet from a cliff down to a lake. My colon hurt for a week after that." Garfield replied.

"… okay," I said awkwardly. "Next DigiDestined."

Elena

"I remember back in Africa, I was dared by some of the boys in my village to jump from back to back on a bunch of crocodiles to get to the other side of a lake. Father didn't take it well and I got grounded for a month and he forbid me from seeing those boys ever again." Elena said, looking saddened. "Probably for the best seeing as one of them got themselves killed when provoking a cheetah by stealing one of its cubs. I may have dodged a bullet there."

"Damn," I said, eyes wide. "And I thought Garfield was crazy."

Steven Universe

"First of, thanks for having me." Steven said. "The craziest thing I've ever done would be when my friend, Connie and I ran away from home when we got upset with our parents."

"Seems harmless enough," I said. "Next up, Connor."

John Connor

"My mom and I once blew up a science lab," John replied.

"… okay, let's keep this guy as far away from explosives as possible."

Naruto

"I once gave Sakura a wedgie and ended up in the hospital for it," Naruto said with a shrug.

"Why would you give her a wedgie?" I asked, surprised.

"Sasuke told me she would like it." Naruto replied.

"He really is a cunt, isn't he?" I said with a deadpan expression.

Arya

"I sometimes fill my sister's madras with dog shit," Arya said.

"You're more gross than most girls, you know." I retorted.

Harry Potter

"When I was a little kid I once fought a snake. It bit my friend Ron. He died." Harry said.

"Well, nobody really liked that guy anyways." I replied.

"Hey!" harry cried out, feeling offended for his deceased friend.

"Oh, get over it, four eyes."

Elsa

"I was once dared by my sister to skinny dip in ice cold water." Elsa said, shivering at the memories.

"… did she record it?" I asked.

"I was twelve," Elsa retorted, looking at me annoyed.

"Never mind," I quickly said.


Thank you all for your answers. In other news, when I made my list of upcoming fics, I forgot to mention a few stories. Here they are.

How Pokémon Should've Ended

Basically, it's a story about how I think certain things should've gone in the anime. Like Officer Jenny should've arrested those dumb parents from the Kangaskhan episode, the giant Slaking which I feel should've been real instead of a robot, the various Pokémons I wished Ash would've caught and kept, and above all else, I will change that piece of shit abomination Unova. Boy do I have a bone to pick with that one. Especially Trip. I think you will all be pleased when you see what I have planned for him.

Consequences

A Game of Thrones fic, where Ellaria and the Sand Snakes are confronted by Oberon in the afterlife for murdering Myrcella, Doran and Trystane. And boy will he tear them a new one.

Super Garfield 64

A parody of Super Mario 64. It centers on Garfield Logan, who is immortal and owns a castle he shares with his harem, whom he turned immortal as well. They all lived a peaceful life until Oogie Boogie showed up and cast a spell on the women and the castle. Now Garfield's entire harem is trapped in the paintings of the castle and it is up to him to save his harem and defeat Oogie.


Now let's talk about the future of my other fics I have kept on hiatus for a good while.

Colorful Monkeys

This I have been holding out on for far too long. Mostly due to the fact that I have focused my attention on Titans LA, Digimon Invasion and Kanto Journey. I want to continue this fic. I really do. I just have my mind set on other stories.

Logan's Home

Same reason with this fic as CM. I know a lot of people liked this fic, based on the reviews and the faves it received. That's partly the problem. The more reviews I get the more I worry I will write something that will disappoint the readers. I want to entertain other readers so when I get this much attention I'm afraid I would get carried away and write something stupid.

But for when I actually do decide to continue with Logan's Home, here the summary for the next chapter.

Garfield is feeling guilty for embarrassing the girls and decides to take them all out to dinner. However, things do not go as planned to say the least.

That's all I can reveal without giving away too much spoilers.


I have plans on how to write each of my fics in a balanced way. I'm thinking I should have a schedule on which day I write my stories. Like this.

Monday: Colorful Monkeys

Tuesday: Logan's Home

Wednesday: Titans LA

Thursday: Kanto Journey

Friday: Digimon Invasion

Saturday and Sunday: I write on whichever fic I feel like.


That's all I have for today's news. I'll see ya the next update.