Hello! I won't be answering your reviews this time because of the review by J.G. The Gamer and because I'm lazy but I will give thanks! By the way I bet you guys thought I was going to put dueling for Alexis, right? I figure that would be too common besides if you were to look at Alexis's strategy, she always uses Cyber Tutu (Is that the name?) So I figured 'dance' would be more logical.

Please vote for the next victim! Which I think will be the teachers but who to chose? Banner, Crowler, even the chancellor seems fun.


"ALEXIS! SYRUS! CHAZZ! SOMEBODY! GEEZ WHERE ARE YOU GUYS?"

Alexis heard from her hiding place-er classroom. Damn that boy was loud; he could probably wake up the dead. She walked cautiously to her room hoping to avoid him and so far having luck with it. She silently wished that the others didn't. Cruel-yes but they deserved it for ditching her.

So do you think they deserve it? Do you think Syrus deserves it?

"Jaden, how can you not know? Even I know where babies come from!" he asked/yelled.

"Well…" he started thinking and just when Syrus thought he could sneak away.

"Whenever I tried asking my parents, my dad would freak out or my mom would change subject and give me sweets for some reason (Sound like someone you know?) not that I'm complaining. Then when I tried asking uncle/auntie Rey, she/he would just burst off laughing and say something about how good a job my parents were doing at maintaining my uke innocence, whatever that means."

Syrus looked wide eyed at everything he said. "Uh…Okay what do you mean uncle/auntie?" he asked curiously and hoping to stall some time.

"Hmm? Oh uncle/auntie Rey never stays an auntie or uncle for long and I haven't called her/him for a long time so I don't what he/she is right now. I figure that was normal right?" he answered shamelessly but since when has he ever answered things with shame?

Syrus sighed and decided that with a family like that, Jaden deserves the truth.

He took a deep breath. "Okay, Jaden I'll tell you where they come from." he started and just when he thought he was about to tell the truth, the phone rang.

One thought ran through his head.

'We have a phone?'

Picking it up, he heard one of the creepiest things ever.

"I know what you did last winter"

o.O

He didn't have the courage to speak so he let it go on.

"Tell him the truth and I will post the pictures on the school's website, got it?"

He nodded even though the voice probably couldn't see him and he had no idea what it was talking about.

"Good"

Strike that the voice can see him and if it can do that, Syrus put two and two together and figure out if he told Jaden everything something bad would probably happen.

"Um…"

'Come on! Think Syrus! Think!'

"Alexis said it was like a dance but I didn't get what she meant and when she gave me money for ice cream she was gone! Do you think something happen?" he spoke all of a suddenly.

Syrus looked up quickly before nodding frantically. "N-no! Nothing happen! She probably went to the bathroom or something!"

Jaden smiled and laughed. "Yeah, I know! So are you gonna tell me where do babies come from and what sex is? Who was on the phone?"

"No one! Just a stranger! Nothing of any importance…"

He smiled and nodded. "Okay now tell me!"

'Darn it! We're back to that!"

"Babies come from mommies" There simple and easy. Too easy.

"But how? And if babies come from mommies, how does Uncle Aden have one when he's married to Uncle Sean and they have a child."

"Huh?"

"Yeah Nanaise is about 8 now! And she's really cute too! Uncle Aden was really happy when it was happening and my father was in shock and kept on mumbling about defiling the laws of nature."

O-O

"So answer my question!"

"Okay…I can't really tell you about how your uncles got kids"

'Because I'm not even sure I know'

"But I think I can explain to you in a more reasonable way." And saw that Jaden was looking at him with the-tell-me-tell-me eyes. Which in a way was kind of funny since that was usually him.

"See, it's kind of like a-"

The phone rang again.

"Don't be so blunt" The voice on the other side spoke and hung up quickly.

Okay…That was creepy.

"Jaden, babies come from the love of two people" That just sounded so corny but would Jaden believe it? Duh! This Jaden we're talking about.

"Really?"

Syrus nodded his head. "You see when two people love each other they do something that creates babies."

Jaden brightened up at this. "You mean they get busy!"

Syrus eyes grew wide and fell anime style.

Jaden looked really confused by now. 'Is they're a cold coming? Well I better try my best not to get it! I wonder if I should help Syrus…'

"Hey are you okay?" he asked finally. "Is everybody catching a cold because whenever I see them they're either turning red, coughing, or fainting and then standing up immediately?"

Syrus shook his head and finally stood up. "No-no it's nothing, we're all fine!"and then the phone rang.

Jaden was however amazed by it. "The phone sure is ringing a lot isn't it? By the way since when did we have a phone because I didn't notice it until today?" he asked.

And Syrus just laughed weakly before picking it up.

"H-hello?"

"Listen closely" was the first thing said and after a few minutes, 58 seconds and 23 milliseconds to be exact he hung up.

"Uh…Jaden how many people have you asked before me?" Syrus asked. Please be a little. Please be a little.

"Well there's my family and Alexis and you so that's about it."

Syrus breathe a sigh of relief. "Okay Jaden you know you're my best friend right?"

"Right!"

"And you're like the brother I never had"

"Right! But isn't-"

"And you would forgive me no matter what I do, won't you?"

"Right!"

Syrus put a hand on his shoulder and sighed. "I'm very sorry about this but it's either you or me."

"Huh?"

Just then a bird hit the window. Jaden turned to see it and ran up to it and at that moment Syrus ran out the door and locked it. But did Jaden notice? Of course not. If he did then he probably would have notice the purple gas filling the room that resembled sleeping gas.

Meanwhile…

"MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (cough cough) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…"


Dun! Dun! Dun! DUN!

And the plot thickens. Who was that voice on the phone? Will Jaden ever reach his goal? Will he ever figure out what a whacked up family I gave him? And much more…

By the way sorry if I made Syrus OOC. It was kind of hard to write him.

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