TWO CONFESSIONS I HAVE TO MAKE! Confession one- This chapter is named after a Fall Out Boy song. Confession two- This story is a bit or a paralogue to Another Chance At Happily Ever After. It explains how Toon Link joins the knights.


"Huh?" Lucina muttered as she woke up. Peach was gone, as usual but this time there was a note on the pin board. It read 'You're welcome.' "What's going on?" She mused as she sat up and put on her glove.

"Glorious things!" Toon Link smiled as he watched with glee.

"Remind me again why you need to watch the security camera?" Ness asked as he rolled a red carpet out on the floor as Isabelle hot glued some fake gems onto a golden spray painted chair.

"Because I want to feel their excitement!" Toon Link beamed. "Unfortunately there's not a lot of that."

"Sorry again for the throne mishap." Villager said as he popped his head out of the deluxe spa.

"Don't worry about it!" Toon Link smiled. "Just keep on moving those hot tubs!"

"On it!" Villager yelled as he and the Toon Link clones proceeded to move a hot tub out of the spa and into the room. "By the way, what are we keeping them around for again?"

"To do the chores!" Ness said.

"Exactly!" Toon Link said as he sticked a golden star into Ness's top. "We have no time for CHORES! We need to let loose and party instead of wasting all of that precious time! Now call everyone in! We need to make our announcement."


"What's going on?" Pit asked.

"I don't know" Pikachu said. "All I know is that there's less of us now."

"Do you think they got kicked out like Wolf did?" Diddy Kong wondered out loud.

"SHHH!" Roy snapped as Toon Link, Ness and Villager walked out while Diana Ross's I'm Coming Out began to play. "Someone's coming out!"

"What gave you that impression?" Pikachu whispered to him.

"Hello!" Toon Link beamed as he threw his arms in the air and walked out like a model. Villager and Ness struck poses behind him.

"What is this, a kindergarten fashion show?" Dark Pit demanded.

"Don't ruin our moment!" Ness yelled in fury.

"Sorry not sorry." Dark Pit muttered.

"Ness what's going on?" Lucas asked nervously as Isabelle ran into the room with some red balloons in her hand.

"I'll tell you!" Ness beamed. "We-"

"Wait a second!" Villager yelled.

"What?" Ness demanded.

"I thought I was going to tell them!" Villager snapped.

"What?" Ness yelled. "Lucas asked me not you!"

"Why do we always have to fight at huge announcements?" Villager groaned.

"BE QUIET!" Toon Link yelled. "I'll be telling everyone what we did, which by the way was kicking all of the adults out of the mansion."

Everyone gasped.

"WHAT?" Pit cried.

"Why would you do that?" Shulk asked.

"Because." Toon Link said. "I was tired of being bossed around. Having everything censored. They censored DORA THE EXPOLER for being to 'Spanish'!"

"Why were you watching Dora?" Jigglypuff asked.

"Well…she may or might not be my waifu." Toon Link blushed as the clones pulled down a screen and an image of a pokemon appeared on the screen. "Anyways here is solid proof that adults are evil!"

"When I was young my father gave me a small loan of 100000 nuggets." A Gumshoos said onscreen.

Everyone in the crowd gasped.

"Is that… GUMSHOOS GRUMP?" Lucas cried.

Toon Link nodded. "The rich, bossy and racist leader of Alola. Just listen to him!"

"We need to deport all of the water type pokemon out of Alola." Gumshoos Grump stated as a Psyduck picked up a Ludicolo and carried him out of the room. "After that we'll build a big beautiful wall and I'll send out an immature tweet on twitter about my success!"

"See!" Toon Link yelled. "SEE! This is the Pokemon that the grown up's elected six months ago! If they had our best interests at heart they would've elected someone who actually CARED about someone besides his toupee Alola wouldn't have had to deal with a travel ban, twitter rants and several attempts to remove the affordable care act! We're better off without them! Now…LET'S STOP TALKING ABOUT POLITICS and PARTY!"