Just so you know I have changed the semantics of the vampires in my story, so store away your pitch forks please -v-v-

EPOV

Fuck I'm bored , listening to the same inane thoughts of the moronic clientèle that filled the club tonight.

I sat with my elbows on my desk and flicked through the financial reports of the club, Dad was pleased it had become the place to be in Baton Rouge, we had a good mix of local vamps and tourists.

The club had become more popular since we had introduced the 'Vampires kiss' , a cliché and cheesy I know but Emmett said it would be popular , "All the hot chicks want to fuck a vamp , but I bet my ass they'd pay for just a kiss" he had argued when I said no.

I have to admit he was right , I sat back and pinched the top of my nose with my thumb and finger, sometimes I would just love to shut them all out all the thoughts and worries, just once to have silence would be bliss.

But I was the 'secret weapon' , I snorted at this comment that had been written in last months Vampire Time! magazine.

It did help though I could sort out the trouble makers both vampire and human and this had saved our asses and dollars a fair few times.

I glared at the clock on the wall across from my desk , I'm sure that fucker was going backwards it was nearly midnight and the club didn't close till two, not that it mattered to us.

Dude..we have three vamp kisses booked tonight...Emmett's thought filled my head, that was another benefit no need for walkie talkies, if they needed me or they saw trouble they just sent their thoughts to me, which was cool unless they were with a girl , that stuffs just nasty, luckily I could zone that out, but Em would fuck with me sometimes and just think random thoughts to piss me off.

I pressed a button on the intercom on my desk,

"Riley!" I said

No answer,

"Riley get your ass in here we have some clients for you" I drummed my fingers on the desk.

Riley did the vampire kisses , turned at sixteen he was perfect for the job, and the fact that there was no way in hell any of us would do it , on occasions when Riley had failed to show up for work we had pulled straws , luckily I had only had to do it once, listening to their puerile thoughts was just gross.

" For fucks sake Riley get your bony ass in here" i shouted into the intercom.

Still no answer.

I growled throwing my chair back with the backs of my legs , hitting the wall behind me and knocking off some plaster..shit! mom will be pissed , I shook my head , made my way to the back rooms were the dancers got ready and Riley watched television whilst he waited to be called.

I banged on the red door, "Riley get the fuck out here"

I heard a giggle come from behind the door and a flood of thoughts hit my brain.

"Jeez!" I spat throwing the door open, Riley was lay of the sofa whilst a young girl, sucked him off.

I put my hand up to block the view, although the thoughts were still there, I so didn't need the visual too.

"Riley , are you fucking stoned again!" I shouted, I cant remember how many times we had told him that human drugs had a really bad effect on us , but he never listened , instead of chilling us out it heightened our aggressive side , I knew from first hand experience I experimented..stake me!.

"Mm Hmm" he laughed,

The girl giggled wiped her mouth and brushed past me , with expectant eyes in your fucking dreams baby..I thought.

I moved swiftly towards the stoned , sated vampire and bent close to his face,

"How many times has my father told you about drugs and screwing around with human girls" I hissed into his face,

A shit eating grin lay across it ,

" Get up!" I bellowed , his face dropped and he grabbed his jeans and followed me into my office.

" Get the kisses done and get the fuck out , your fired" I hissed turning to sit at my desk, as the thought entered his head he reacted and so did I.

He lunged at my back, lips curled ad teeth bared, I swung round just to find his teeth connect with my shoulder,

"Fuck!" I shouted pushing him across the room, "Jazz!" I roared.

Within seconds Riley was pinned against the wall three foot in the air , with Jasper holding his throat a feral growl leaving his lips , he glanced over at me whilst I ripped off the now torn shirt I had been wearing and assessed the damage, You okay Bro.. I nodded, it was beginning to heal already but I was seriously pissed.

I stalked over to my brother and the now screaming Riley,

"Get the fuck off me!" he screamed as faint cracks began to show around his neck.

"Carlisle took you in and gave you a job , when your own fucking family disowned you, you little piece of scum, if it wasn't for him you'd still be feeding off the inebriated Hobo's in New York" my face was flush with his and I could smell the females juices on him , my stomach churned.

I nodded at Jasper and moved away , he pulled him from the wall and wrapped his hands around Riley's neck.

"What do you think Aro will do , if he finds out you killed his son!" he whispered through his teeth.

I turned to him looking at his face as if he had called my mother a whore, I barrelled back at him and grabbed with face in my hand,

"He'd probably thank me, you piece of shit!" I hissed, thrusting my letter opener into his chest , a low scream , turned to a gurgle and Jasper finished him with a flick of his arms.

After Jasper had disposed of Riley, I realised we had to pick straws for the nights clients,

Emm chose first then me then Jazz , we all opened our hands..

"Fuck!" I hissed holding the shortest straw in my hand, Emm clapped me on the back.

" Shit Bro bad luck , but you get to kiss a birthday girl" he smiled.

I had felt thoughts tonight from two young girls about a birthday , but they didn't add up they talked and laughed about how B would react to the 'vampires kiss' , yet neither where called B or anything to do with B, maybe she hadnt arrived yet this B, I shook my head to clear my thoughts.

"Okay lets get this over with , but I'm warning you Emm if you dont keep hold of their hands this time, I'll rip your best friend off" my eyes lowered to his crotch , yes Emmett's best friend was his dick, they had a good relationship..his thoughts had told me many times..ewwww..

He laughed and then covered his crotch with his large hands,

"Sorry Ed but she paid a bit extra to cop a feel, she said she wanted to know if everything on a vampire was hard" he threw back his head and laughed.

I slapped his head,"You are so wrong, in so many ways Emmett" I laughed.

I made my way through to the dark room were Riley normally gave the vampires kiss , we didn't need the light and it made the atmosphere a little more scary for the patron.

First up was a middle age woman, she was panting before I had even kissed her and ugh the smell, what aroused them so much , didn't they realise we were fucking dangerous.

I'm sure she tried to climb into my mouth, her tongue lashed out like a freaking eel.

Next was a young girl maybe early twenties, she giggled all the way through and thought of lying on a beach with a vampire caressing her heaving body, I stifled a laugh imagining her face if she really saw us in the sun.

The last one came in spitting and struggling against Emmett.

"If your going to bite me get it the fuck over with" she snapped,

I liked a bit of fight in them , I may actually enjoy this one, I crashed my lips to hers, she moaned.

My eyes closed..fuck she tasted good..I thought to myself, as the kiss deepened she made to move forward but Emm true to his word held her tight, she allowed my tongue to explore her mouth and her lips..I could feel my dick growing...what the fuck..?.. I grazed her now soft lip with my teeth a little too hard, both me and Em took a sharp intake of breath and our eyes snapped to each others...Jeez she smelled divine..as I thought that my teeth caught the fullness or her lips and a small bubble of warm liquid touched my lips.

" Fuck" .an electric current flew through my body ..every nerve intensified and on fire...It took all my 100 yrs of willpower to pull back , Emmett sensed it too and he whisked her out as quick as she had arrived,on leaving i noticed something strange , something I hadn't picked up when she had arrived...silence...nothing. This thought made my dick harden even more.