Just kidding I tricked you again you pathetic fool. The time-space warp had made them all invincible, and upon learning this, Thomas drank a nice sip of Pepsi TM.

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT PEPSI TM THOMAS DRANK WAS LACED WITH PURE MOTHERFUCKING CRYSTAL ACID!1!1!

SO HE WENT ON A FUCKING RAMPAGE FUCKING EVERYTHING TO DEATH, EVEN FUCKING GORDON FROM BATMAN SHOWED UP AND HE WAS LIKE "IF YOU DON'T STOP I WILL BRING THE FUCKING MILITARY IN TO FUCK YOUR ASS IN!". THOMAS DIDN'T UNDERSTAND IN HIS DRUGGED STATE, SO HE CHARGED AT GORDON, AND GORDON YELLED "UNLEASH THE HOUNDS!" AND SOME MECHS WITH NUCLEAR MISSILES STRAPPED TO THEIR HEADS FUSED TOGETHER TO FORM A SUPER MECH, AND EVEN THE CHARACTER FROM BEFORE HELPED THE FUSION, AND YOU KNOW WHAT? TURNS OUT THAT PANTRY COMES FROM A LONG LINE OF SUICIDE BOMBERS, AND SHE COULD CAUSE SPONTANEUS EXPLOSIONS! THE MECH SHOT ITS NUCLEAR MISSLES TOWARD THOMAS AND THEN SHIT WENT DOWN, MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF SHIT CAME OUT OF THOMAS'S ASS AND HOLY SHIT THE NUKES CAUSED THE FUCKING SHIT TO FLY EVERYWHERE. THE ONLY WAY TO STOP HIM ONCE AND FOR ALL THOUGH WAS TO SING THE ANCIENT DEMON SEALING RITUAL, SO THEY DID. "PUT A DICK IN MY ASS AND FUCK ME HARDER THAN YOU FUCK BITCHES, HOES, STRIPPERS, AND ALL SORTS OF BITCHES YOU PAY MONEY TO HAVE SEX WITH." AND THEY SENT THOMAS BACK TO THE NETHER REALM! AND THERE WAS A REALLY BIG FUCKING EXPLOSION, AND THEY CELEBRATED THE VICTORY BY HAVING A COUPLE BILLION WAY, AND STILL IN THE BACKGROUND WAS DICKSUCKS GIVING A HANDJOB TO THAT ONE GUY(ORION)!

AND THEN EVERYONE DRANK A NICE CAN OF PEPSI TM.

THE END.

FOR REAL.