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FoF- Returns from chasing Itachi
LoF- Wow your back...
FoF- Yep...
LoE- So did you try following Itachi to the grave yet?
FoF- Of course I haven't! Coz he's NOT DEAD!
LoE- Rolls eyes and puts hand on FoF's shoulder I'm sorry to tell you this...but he's dead...gone...kaput...pushing up daisies...and anything else that is a phrase for dead!
FoF- Open mouth staring, shakes head, blocks ears and shouts I'M NOT LISTENING!
LoE- Shakes head and walks off muttering nonsense
FoF- Yes...Now she can't lie to me! Does victory dance Oh and I don't own Naruto(not that I want to...I'd rather own Itachi) Mad man laughing
LoE- Shouts from somewhere in the distance Help! I've been kidnapped by an insane lunatic! Who's trying to relate to me and who worships multiple corpses! AAAAAHHHHHHHHH
FoF- Still laughing like a mad man
Chapter three
The sun was shining brightly in the sky the next morning as Angel awoke. Rolling onto her back, she stared at the ceiling, the letter from last night still fresh in her mind. Her friends had changed a lot after she had left. Come to think of it she had too. At the start of the week she had planned what she wanted to do every day, but that was before the tremors interrupted them. But nowadays she hates to plan anything. She lives in the moment, but not when she's not around her Great Aunty.
Deciding not to think about the arrival of her friends, she glanced over at her clock. Giving a short scream she realized that it was already ten o'clock. Rolling off her bed, Angel ran to the bathroom to get ready, which took only thirty minutes surprisingly. Cursing to herself, Angel flew down the stairs to reach the dinning room where she knew her Great Aunty would be waiting for her.
"Angel-Kisa Maximus Sainen! What time do you call this? We are greeting our guests in less then two hours! Of all days for you to be a lazy brat! Why did it have to be today?" Angel's Great
Aunty was beyond furious; she resembled a lion about to go in for the kill. Angel took a step back and bowed her head, waiting for the punishment which would surly come, but instead, she was surprised when she was told to just sit down and eat a late breakfast before they left.
Half an hour later found them standing in front of the gates with the Hokage. In Angel's mind she was complaining about being an hour early, and how just standing around the front gate...waiting of all things...was making her nervous as hell. She would rather have been anywhere but there worrying over the arrival of the Suna Siblings. But she wasn't, instead she was standing waiting, worrying and feeling as if she was going to spew up her breakfast and last nights dinner.
The seconds ticked by, slowly forming minutes, which turned into twelve o'clock. Getting up and walking over from the shade of the tree that she had been sitting under, she saw the overly large fan that belonged to Temari; then Gaara's big gourd before seeing the points of Kankuro's hood.
They were getting closer...closer...closer. Angel could feel her stomach doing summer-salts. Then all of a sudden...Kankuro fell over...Angel was just wondering what happened when she saw Temari whack Kankuro over the head with her fan before a yelling match unfolded before her eyes.
"You clumsy idiot! Why the hell did you fall over? The road that we happen to be walking on is flat and bare for gods sake!" Temari yelled, whilst whacking Kankuro over the head again.
"It's not my fault, woman! I tripped over a rock on the road!" Kankuro yelled back, while covering his head with his hands.
"A ROCK? A little tiny rock was able to make you fall flat on your face? And you call yourself a ninja? You should start calling yourself a blind idiot!" Temari ranted on.
"Wait...No...It wasn't the rocks fault... It was...Gaara's fault...I swear!" Kankuro stuttered the words out.
At that comment Gaara just raised one of his non-existent eyebrows, turning his head slightly to the side so as not to watch them.
"What, Gaara? Sure he did...you just keep telling yourself that Kankuro. Now, get up, and shut up! You look...I mean am...an idiot." Temari said, lowering her voice and moving away from him to stand next to Gaara.
"It's true I tell you! It was Gaara! He made me trip by making a rock form from sand!" Kankuro said, his voice whiny, standing up just in time to see Temari shaking her head before walking off with Gaara.
"Hey...Wait up!...I mean it!...Wait for me," Kankuro yelled after them.
While this scene was unfolding Angel's Great Aunty, Tsunade and Angel were staring open mouthed. Getting her senses together Angel cleared her throat just loud enough for Tsunade and her Aunty to also snap out of it. Stepping into a shadowy spot near the gate, Angel listened to her Great Aunty and Tsunade greet The Suna Siblings.
"Welcome, my friends, to The Hidden Leaf Village. It has been too long...Now, this is Helan Sainen. She has kindly agreed to allowing you to stay with her and her niece Angel-Kisa Sainen. Ok, well I really must run...you know office full of paperwork and sake to get through and all that." Tsunade said in a rush before disappearing in a cloud of pink and purple smoke.
"It truly is a great pleasure to meet you all. Before we enter the village I would just like to inform you that I will be leaving in two days due to my sister being very ill and so Angel will be the only decent person to talk to in the house. Speaking of Angel, where has that girl got to? Oh, there you are dear, come and greet our guests."
"What? Oh, yes, sorry...It is wonderful to see you all again." Angel said quietly, coming out of the shadows. "I hope your journey from Suna was quite pleasant."
"Err...Hi...It was ok...the journey that is."Kankuro said lamely, goggling his eyes at Angel.
"Please excuse my brother's incompetence; he was unfortunately dropped at birth. My name is Temari. This is Gaara and the first to speak was Kankuro. We are grateful that you are allowing us into your home."Temari said, her proper speech seemed almost scary.
"Indeed. Well, Angel shall show you around the village now. Just leave your luggage here for the, maids to bring into the house. I shall see you all later," Helan said, before bowing her head and leaving.
The next five minutes were very unnerving for Angel. She didn't know whether to speak, walk or breath. Finally, it seemed, she decided to start a light conversation; after breathing of course.
"So...What's up?" Angel said lamely.
"What's up? WHAT'S UP? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S UP! ANGEL-KISA MAXIMUS SAINEN! WHAT ON EARTH HAPPEDEND TO WRITING TO US? DID YOU SUFFER BRAIN DAMAGE AND COMPLETELY FORGET THE LIST THAT I WROTE FOR YOU ON THE WAY TO KONOHA?" Kankuro shouted at the top of his lungs causing everyone, including Gaara, to take a step back.
"Well, you see, the thing is..." Angel started but was interrupted by Temari.
"Kankuro, give the girl a break, at least for now. I am sure she has a very good reason for not writing. Anyway she is meant to be showing the village."
"Sure I'll show you around...Now, because Kankuro has a very small brain, thanks to Temari's fan, the thing that we are going to walk past in a moment is called a gate." Angel said with a mischievous glint in her eyes.
"Very funny Angel, get on with it." Kankuro said, cooling down slightly.
"Ok, ok. To the north we have the ninja academy, the east is the markets and shops, the south, Hokage Tower and to the west Helan's Manor and the woods...Now, I'm going for a walk in the woods, you can come if you want to." Angel said while walking in said direction of the woods.
Angel didn't know why she was acting like a brat, but she just couldn't help it. When Kankuro shouted at her, she didn't like it at all. Knowing that she deserved the anger that was sent her way, Angel did the only thing she knew how to do, she ran to the clearing.
Walking swiftly, she vaughly registered the others following her. As she walked deeper into the woods. She heard Kankuro calling to her.
"Angel. Where the fuck are you taking us? What's going on? Ahh, slow down would you!"
Sighing, Angel slowed down slightly to wait for them to catch up, she then proceeded to say, "Ok. Firstly, I'm not taking you anywhere, your following me. Secondly, I'm going to my hideout. And thirdly, SHUT! UP! You honestly, talk way to much!"
"See Kankuro, I told you that you talk to much, now shut it...Hey Angel, when you say hideout, what type are you talking about?" Temari said, walking beside Angel.
"You'll see when we get there, 'mari. It's not much further now. Just a few more minutes." Angel said calming down a great deal.
They walked silently for the next minute or so until Temari let out a small gasp. Angel turned to face all three of them with an amused smile on her face. The expressions on their faces was priceless. Temari was speechless, Kankuro was shocked and Gaara was amazed. Taking a step back Angel simply said.
"Welcome, to Sunaha."
"Sunaha? As in Suna and Konoha?...Angel this is truly amazing! It really is." Temari whispered, whilst walking over to the flowers. "Are these the seeds that I gave you? How did you get them to grow so well?"
"Easy, I water them every other day and prune them regularly. They didn't take too long to grow...Would you all like something to drink? I've got soda and tea inside if you want some."Angel said, whilst walking towards the cabin door.
Still a little bit stunned Temari, Kankuro and Gaara followed Angel into the cabin.
A/N
FoF- Thanks to LoE for being a fantastic beta yet again! And for making me WANT to write this fanfic, sigh, I don't know what I'd do without you!
LoE- Become even more insane and continue to try and relate to those around you?
FoF- Oh, you made a funny Midget, whips invisible tear from eye good job.
LoE- Thanks...Hey! whacks FoF over head multiple times How many times must I tell you I'M NOT A MIDGET! Insert insults and swear words here
FoF- At least a dozen more!
LoE- Glare
FoF & LoE- TILL NEXT TIME FOLKS!
