As you recall, Thunderclan was attacking Riverclan. The cats were using their special gifts that I bestowed on them…
EspeonSilverfire2: Flock of seagulls… I love it!
Anymore random ideas? Penguins on the beach perhaps? Wait a minute... that's a good idea...
By the way, if you read my last author's note, I'd like to tell you something… I've decided that the moldy cheese will stop suddenly and make the butter trap the walnuts… But the turtle lives )
"It's show time!" Tigerclaw hissed with glee. All the cats prepared, crouching down tensely on the forest floor.
"Now, you two. Fly!" Tigerclaw snarled. Spottedleaf took off at once, swooping through the night sky. But there was ONE factor Tigerclaw wasn't counting on. Actually, he didn't have to count on it… Because who finds a flock of seagulls by the forest? Thunderclan did!
"Foxdung!" Tigerclaw yowled as the white birds pecked at the flying Spottedleaf. Well, since seagulls are sea animals, (I know what you're going to say, but why are they called SEAgulls if they aren't aquatic animals?)They stole Lightningstreak, a warrior from Starclan, and had him chase the birds away, zapping gulls that were not flying away fast enough, in his opinion. Another thing Tigerclaw didn't count on happened…
"ORDER IN THE COURT!!" Gavelstar cried. Thunderclan was being brought before the leader of Lawclan, a division of Starclan (located in Siberia). Unfortunately, Starclan had been affected by the piccolo's shriek... They had developed all-the-time memory loss.
"These cats are being sued for the kidnapping of ummm... who was it again? Thunderdust, or something like that...Oh wait LIGHNINGSTREAK!! Lightningstreak, are these the cats that did it?" Marshalwhisker, the deputy asked. As the cat nodded, Gavelstar pounded his tail on his podium, a stack of his own personal laptops.
"I hereby order these cats to be...hm..." The leader thought for a few heartbeats. "I hereby order these cats to be... I forgot... I order them to be... hit in the face with a pie? No, that wasn't it... Forced to eat socks? Not that that...Wait a second... What crime did they commit again?" No one in Lawclan remembered... And Thunderclan wasn't going to speak up.
"No one recalls what we were doing? Ah well. Sorry for making you come here" Gavelstar said, shrugging, "Would you like a lollipop before you go? I'll call you a taxi to get back to ...wherever you live." As he called Drivingclan for a ride home, the Thunderclan argued over what lollipops they would get.
"I want the fuzzy green lollipop that looks like mold!" Upset-stomach cried!
"Hey, when did you join Thunderclan?" Firepaw asked curiously
"Lefy invented me for the sake of having a random character with a cool name" the cat explained. "I'll go away soon. I'm only here for this chapter."
"Oh." Firepaw replied, still confused "Lefy? Why do you make things so confusing?"
"What?" I asked, looking up from typing, "I didn't- wait... why are you talking to me, I didn't write that..."
"No..."Firepaw looked down at his paws, "I used hypnosis and convinced you to type these words against your will"
"Oh... Well, I need to do something to keep me awake... And I'm trying to surprise myself and somehow throw ninjas into the mess"
"Then why don't you drink coffee? What are ninjas"
"Um... 'Cause I wrote myself into medieval times and coffee isn't invented yet... In fact my laptop doesn't exist right now, so therefore what I'm typing is considered nonexistent as well. Making YOU nonexistent. As well as our conversation. Plus I don't drink coffee.. Ninjas are floccinauchiplification"
"Ah... Carry on then." Firepaw looked confused. I didn't blame him. Coffee is a hard concept to understand.. for cats, at least.
"Taxi's here!" Gavelstar announced cheerfully.
"But... that's a monster!!" Thunderclan gasped
"Yep!" Gavelstar said. "In you go!" Thunderclan warily opened the taxi door to find...
I have a problem... I have too much time on my hands to have conversations with Firepaw... He hypnotizes me into most of them, though. Ooh... anyway a Cliffie!!
I love you, Cliffie! Can I call you Clifford? Oh wait... You're a big red dog!! AUGH!!
FIREPAW STOP HYPNOTIZING ME!!
