Auhor's note: LOL, I Don't know what will i write next... Any suggestions?


Chapter 3

It was already seven in the evening. Okita was holding a maid's outfit [Complete with under wears]. He was about to change Kagura but the female kept moving in her sleep. Pissed off, he pinned the Yato and straddles her hips.

He stared at the sleeping form of Kagura then sighed. "You owe, China," he murmured before taking the soiled black Chinese costume of Kagura. To his shock, Kagura was bandaged from chest down. His brain was trolling him again as panic and concern conquered his logic. Without thinking, he slashed the bandages to blush after what he has done. He was staring at the female's C-sized breasts. His eyes cannot avert from the sight and gawked at everything.

Destiny and Fate hated the captain. So they knocked the consciousness of Kagura back to her body.

Mumbles came out from Kagura. Okita came closer to her face to hear what she was saying. From an audience's position, they are about to kiss

Sapphire eyes blinked open. "What the hell are you doing?" she mumbled.

"Oh shit," the captain thought as she faced the Yato. Both their expressions were of total shock. For the first time in his life, he was stunned silent.

Kagura looked down and blushed. She struggled and screamed. "Ge-get off!" she yelled and kicked the young man on top of her. Covering her body with the blanket, she pointed at the sadist accusingly. "You were trying to rape me!"

Senses rushed towards Okita like a train. He didn't budge from his position on the floor. "I was just trying to change your dirty clothes." He defended. "Raping you didn't even cross my mind! [Until now] I was just concerned why there were bandages around your body. And if I am going to rape you, I should have licked that perfectly shaped boobs of yours!"

Kagura was now the one who was stunned into silence. She looked at the opposite side of the room as if angry. But her red face made Okita realize what he said. "I'm going to change on my own. Where's the bathroom? And where did you place the fresh pair of clothes?" Kagura shyly asked.

"Dammit. What will I do?" his mind panicked. But his mental mask was on. He pointed at the door of the bathroom and pointed at the neatly folded bundle on the bed.

Kagura, without saying a word, took the bundle from the edge of the bed and was about to rash to the bathroom when her own two feet felt numb from her first step. She quickly collapsed on the floor with a loud crash.

The male was already on her side. "Dammit, China, your body is still too weak from the incident. Don't go doing stuff your body can't handle," he scolded and lifted the female easily.

Kagura blushed when he carried her bridal style towards the bathroom. Dumping the poor female into the tub, the sadist grinned as the Yato shrieked. [Minor Sadist Aura: ON]

"Tell me when you are ready," Okita stated after closing the door. He slid down the wooden frame and sighed. He looked at the wall clock. "8:30," he whispered.

Inside, the Yato was grumbling as she took off her wet pants and underwear. "You could be more gentle, Sadist!" she called out. She then blushed when the memory of Sougo gawking at her bare breast came into mind. "Were you serious?"

"About what, China?"

"Um, you know about my boobs." She then looked at her breasts and lifted it as if examining it.

"You heard wrong."

"But is it perfect?"

Sougo glanced at the door he was leaning on. "Well, that depends on you."

Kagura puffed her cheeks. "I only want to hear a yes or a no."

"That's possible."

"So it's a yes?"

"That depends. It's too little for my taste," the sadist grinned. "Actually it's perfect," he thought.

"It's a no then."

"I never said no."

"But you said it's too little."

"What are we talking about?" [Seriously, she never asked the question.]

Sougo heard her groan in irritation. He chuckled to himself and got up. "I'll be ordering the food now. Care to tell me what you want for dinner?"

"Rice."

"How about meat?"

"Wow, the sadist is turning kind," Kagura thought. "Um, you order the meat."

"Okay then," Sougo waved his hand carelessly. "Just be quick in there."

Meanwhile, Gintoki is freaking out. His precious monstrous daughter is nowhere to be seen ever since this morning. "AAAAAHHH! Kagura! Where are you!" he shrieked.

"Calm down, Gin-san!" Sinpachi called out to the frantic perm. He is also shivering in fear and concern. [Fear to what Gintoki will do and concern since Kagura never showed up after the party] "Maybe she went to where her brother is?"

"Some jerk threw this to me a while ago!" the samurai yelled. It was a letter. "It's some kind of threat."

Sinpachi took the paper and read what was written. [Don't ask why the kidnappers know Kagura's place. Just go with the flow ]

Dear Parents of the red haired girl;

I have the girl [duh!] and her boyfriend. I want a million dollars given personally to us before we kill them. Bring the cash on XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Street after this week. We will start torturing them.

PS: She is a Yato so we placed her in a chamber where she will be burned to death like a vampire. You know what I mean. She is being tortured because she is a Yato and their weakness is the sun.

Another PS: Don't be late.

More PS: You will not call the police or they will immediately die!

Sinpachi stared at the letter in shock. Panic took over and both were shouting and calling the Yato's name.

"What are you guys yelling about?" Hijikata growled. "By the way, have you seen Sougo?"

The spectacled male [I don't know if he is a teen here ahahaha] gave the paper with trembling hands.

Kondo took it politely and read through the letter. He raised a brow in question before his eyes widen. "Sougo-kun and Kagura-chan are lovers?" he said in shock.

"No, you lame excuse for a captain. Sougo and Kagura aren't lovers." Sinpachi muttered.

"My daughter never liked Sochiro-kun," Gintoki stated. He crossed his arms and looked at the Mayo-loving male.

"When those two are together, it's a disaster," the vice captain commented. "They will be okay. For this kidnapper though it's another problem."

"If those two are okay, why aren't they here?" Sinpachi yelled. "Something is wrong! We have to find them!"

"Calm down, Brother," Kondo stated cheerfully. "Our Sougo will take care of her."

"Sougo hates that China female," Hijikata interrupted. He took out his cigar and lighted it with his mayonnaise shaped lighter.

The white haired male yawned, his concern lessened. "Let's find them tomorrow~!" His phone rang. "Hello."

"Hai, hai. I phoned you to verify if my dear little sister is fine," Kamui's voice muttered. His voice was producing a deadly aura that spelled DEATH.

Gontoki paled. "Sh-She's fine, ahahahaha" he nervously laughed. His companions stared at him in shock. [They are going to die]

"May I talk to my dear little sister then?"

"She's asleep," Gintoki replied quickly and loudly. "I don't want to disturb her."

"I see," Kamui sighed. "Like I said, if something is wrong, I will have your heads." With that, the older Yato hanged up.

"WE ARE GONNA DIE!" Sinpachi yelled. They all know why. Kamui is half insane; he will stop at nothing until he gets his hands on them.

"We better find those two then." The three older male stated in unison.


Hahahaha, good luck finding them… Next Chapter: Sougo kisses the Yato. Kagura sleeps [not the lemon kind] with Sougo. Help will be appreciated :)