The Normandy arrived just on schedule everyone on board awake and buzzing with excitement. Most of the crew had changed out of their normal Cerberus uniforms sporting casuals instead. Some of the more daring females had put on more revealing clothes, painting their faces in monsterous amounts of makeup. Commander Shepard however instead had put on a pair of grey sweats too long for her legs down the side of which said Get Your Quad On in big blue letters (she had planned on wearing them down to tuchunka next time she went to see Wrex), a blue tanktop and a tight jacket with a hood but lacking in sleeves. She descided to wear her hair down for the event, after prying the stubborn hair tie from her hair she straightened it. Running her hands through it a couple of times experimentally and finding it to her licking Shepard walked out of her cabin and into the elevator.

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Garrus woke to the sound of someone knocking on his sleeper pod, opening his eyes he found Kelly pressing her face to the glass. Kelly's nose was being pushed up and her lips looked enormus, he about threw up at the sight. Signaling the pod to open to get the horrific sight out of his face Garrus quickly jumped out. Kelly's giggles could be herd from behind him and he stretched not quite ready to get up. Turning to face the giggle monster he got more of a view of Kelly than he ever expected to get, her skirt and shirt looked about the same size. And her shoes were possibly the biggest heels he had ever seen.

"Well good morning sleepy head."

"Chambers." Garrus nodded at her.

"Please call me Kelly. I thought i'd come down and ask if you would like to accompany me to the club."

Garrus looked at the hyperactive human female wearing only two strips of clothing and barfed mentally. Thankfully before he had to answer familiar footsteps came from behind Kelly.

"Kelly what the hell, why can i see half of your ass from way back here!" Shepard walked up sipping some blue liquid from a glass.

"Dressing for the occasion Commander. You like?" Kelly twirled around.

"As long as you don't dance near me wearing those." Shepard gestured at her shoes.

Kelly laughed then turned back to Garrus, "Well?"

"Sorry Kelly this is my turian go get your own." Shepard walked up and grabbed Garruss' arm.

"Oh sorry commander i didn't..."

"It's okay now go shoo and bug Krios or somthing we don't need you ruining our quality time."

After Kelly had gotten out of earshot Shepard started gwaffing with laughter. She had laughed for quite awhile and whenever Garrus thought she was done she'd start up again. Eventually after awhile she wiped the tears from her face and looked at Garrus.

"Good your done i thought i might have to go get Grunt to give you CPR."

"What? I just aww cmon her outfit seriously! Ugh no fun. And your welcome."

"For what?"

"Saving you from having to arrive with her clinging to your arm, instead you get to deal with my shit muhahaha." Shepard grinned and started down towards the mess hall. They visited Kasumi's room first and Shepard got a refill this time from the red drink.

"Starting abit early aren't you Shep?"

"Yup i am planning on having fun tonight and no one will stop me. Reapers can go to hell for one night." Shepard downed the glass in one quick gulp.

Garrus watched as she swayed abit shaking her head squinting her eyes at him. Must be some lethal crap. He took the time to examine her, she wasn't dressed in anything special or casual it seemed. She was in her pajamas he recognised the pants from when she got the custom made at the citadel after getting a discount of course. She had gotten him and Wrex matching pants, Garrus hadn't even taken them out of the bag yet. Then he noticed her hair was down, the blonde locks usually hidden in a ponytail down around her shoulders. He reached out and stroked it, enjoying the feel as it slid smoothly between his fingers. He hadn't been sure what to expect but he enjoyed it all the same, he stroked it again and again until he noticed Shepard looking at him with an amused look.

"Like my hair much?"

"Iv'e just never seen you with it down... well i was just..."

"It's okay i understand and i don't mind but i really wana get to Dark Star and get this thing started. Race you to the airlock!." Shepard took off running for thr elevator, closing the doors when she reached them.

"Hey! Shepard thats cheating." Garrus managed to catch up with Shepard right before the elevator doors closed.

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Everyone got to the night club without any problems and to Garrus's surprise Kal had even arrived and was being assulted by a squealing Tali. The bar was packed with people so Shepard led them over to a corner table to sit. She propped her legs up on the table, leaned and sighed happily.

"So what are we not getting drinks?"

"Are you fucking kidding me? Look at that crowd you can go ahead but i'm staying here till it dies down."

Garrus examined the crowd, it was big, but then he noticed Kelly was towards the front and an idea occured to him. "Shepard want anything?"

"Whatever the hell looks good for humans or hell i don't care if its a turian drink."

"Be right back then." Garrus made his way over to Kelly with ease, most people seeming to ignore his cutting.

"Kelly."

"Garrus!" Kelly jumped on him with a huge hug.

"Mind if i scoot in to get some drinks?"

"No go right ahead im not sure what i want still."

Garrus got in front of Kelly and looked over at Shepard, she looked away quickly and pulled somthing out of her pocket. Once she started shuffling them he realised they were cards. Garrus jumped when he felt something or someone grab his ass, he almost turned around except small hands were reaching from behind and sliding up his chest. Garrus brushed them off but they came back so this time he grabbed them and held on so they wouldn't cause anymore mischief. Shepard had started to shuffle the cards harshly then they flew all over the place, she shouted a swear that he could hear even from over at the bar and he almost rushed over except he was called up for drinks. Ordering two of his usual drinks and two of 'whatever the hell humans usually liked' he grabbed them and quickly made his way back to the table with Shepard.

He placed the drinks on the table then bent over and picked up a card Shepard had missed. He looked at the card, it was the king of hearts, and placed it on the table next to the drinks. Shepard seemed bent on only paying attention to the cards as he sat down. He just watched her shuffle for awhile sipping his drink, then scooted his chair closer to hers and waved his hand in her face.

"What?" She said a little harsher than intended.

"Got your drinks, i think their two different things though might have been mixed up it was pretty hectic up there. But remind me to never let the yeoman stand behind me again."

Shepard smiled," Can do Vakarian."

"Gona play a game or just keep shuffling?"

"I'm not drunk enough to play yet. Gimme a couple of drinks and a dance or two and i'll be ready to go."

"I can understand the drinking but dancing?"

"Need to be able to sit still and what better activity to do than dance?"

Garrus laughed."Shepard last time i saw you dance you were barely moving anyway. It wouldn't be much of a change."

She smirked and took a sip of her drink. "That's cause i was in armor, now i'm not. I'm actually a good enough dancer with a good enough partner."

"Thane could probably dance with all his assassiness. Herd some rumors he's taken an interest in you."

"Oh please! All he does is talk about his dead wife and problems with his son. I'm more of a scars and bad ass type of gal."

"Oh? What about Alenko?"

Shepard sputtered on her drink. "That son of a bitch just dreamt we had sex, i swear he comes up to my cabin before Illos, i turn him down, and he goes off and apparently has a pretty vivid dream that we did. He's the dumbest moron in this galaxy.'

"Not dumb enough to shoot at you though." commented Garrus.

"Too soft for my tastes, would take Wrex before Alenko."

"Well last time we were there there was a breeding request for you..."

"Yeah so?"

Garrus said nothing only looked at Shepard. Finally catching on "You think that was Wrex!"

"Don't see why not, i wouldn't put it past the old krogan he was always talking about how you wouldv'e been better as a Krogan."

"Maybe i should give him a call." She laughed.

"Not sure if your ready for that, maybe you should work your way up. Star from asari, Cerberus did rebuild you you know."

Shepard sprayed her drink across the table, turning a bright red as some people looked over at their table. Shepard sunk into her chair some and downed the rest of her drink on a few quick, but very large gulps. "I guess i hadn't really thought of it like that."

Garrus was about to say something when a song came on louder than the others and there was a huge yell from all around the club. Many humans had gotten up and went over to the dance floor along with a few asari. The rest of the species looked confused and backed out of the organising mass. Though barely audible he could hear Shepards laughter, "SOME SONGS JUST NEVER DIE! COME ON!" she grabbed Garrus's hand and dragged him out.

He watched Shepard put her hands on her hips and start moving her hips in short thrusts around in a sort of circles to the beat of the music. Then the song changed to words and everyone started jumping around in circles in an odd way he hadn't seen before. Most of the humans were shouting the words with the song then it went back to the thrusting again. Shepard bumped him in his legs with her hip trying to get him to join, he put his hands on his hips and half heartedly tried to mimic her actions.

Seeing his hesitation she got right in fbehind Garrus grabbing his hips and pushing him through the movements. She left him on his own to 'jump on it jump on it jump on it'. The whole song wasn't played to some peoples disapointment but they enjoyed the dance none the less. When it was over a more modern song had come on and Garrus started back to the table and was surpised to find Shepard already there legs up on the table with three more drinks in front of her.

"Got back here quick."

"Actually i left a little before you and rushed to get drinks before the song ended. Got you somthing too." She tossed a large bottle at him.

Looking at the cover he recognized it as a very expensive drink straight from his homeworld. He had only had it once, only one glass had left him forgetting half his night the next morning. "Planning on drugging me Shepard?"

"Nah i'm drugging myself i just asked for a good powerful turian drink and thats what he gave me."

Garrus poured only a little of the pale liquid into his cup taking a small sip.

"Holy shit is Kelly... grinding a hanar?" Shepard squinted into the crowd of dancers.

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Shepard and Garrus played cards till Shepard couldn't function anymore and she started to slur her words. Garrus had finished his small sips of the turian toxin and was on the verge of acting like the crazy commander. She had tried getting up to get more but only fell to the ground and after momnumental amounts of effort and time she got up to her feet using the table to steady herself. Another human song had come on and Shepard was climbing ontop of the table stomping about what she called the cha cha slide. She eventually fell over right on top of the unsuspecting turian, after words neither could remeber the next events.

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Okay i'm going to add another chapter after i finish the interactions between garrus and shep about tali and kal. Or i might even make it another story all together. Also considering one for Kelly maaayyyybbbbeeeee. Who knows now off to try and finish Garrus and shep part ;)