"MXC: Monster High vs. Ever After High"

Rated T for Mild Language

Disclaimer: I do not own either Monster High or Ever After High, nor do I own MXC a.k.a. Most Extreme Elimination Challenge. Both Monster High and Ever After High are owned by Mattel, and MXC is owned by Spike. If you don't know what MXC is, I'll give you a short run-down. 'MXC' is short for Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, which lasted a good run on Spike TV from 2003 to 2007. Most of the footage was taken from a Japanese game show called "Takeshi's Castle" which ran from 1986 to 1990. I suggest checking out some episodes on YouTube. It's that awesome.

Disclaimer: The words in black and italic are coming from the announcer of the show. Just so we're on the dot.


Chapter 3: Wall Bangers


MXC returns to the classic battle between Creepy All-Nighters and Happily Ever Afters! Wait, that didn't sound or rhyme right...

Once again, Kenny and Vic were shown sitting inside the throne room again.

"Welcome back to MXC!" Vic exclaimed.

"Hey Vic," Kenny replied, "I'm glad you're the man I've been wanting to see. You gotta check out his fairy tale I came up with minutes ago."

"What?" Vic raised an eyebrow, "How on earth could you write a fairy tale in under two minutes? To write your own fairy tale, it takes patience and time. Of course, patience and time takes a long time."

"Yeah, like I believe in that crap," Kenny scoffed, "Here's the book."

And then, Kenny handed Vic a little book, which happened to be Kenny's made-up fairy tale.

"The Adventures of Prince Kickass." Vic said, reading the title outloud.

"Trust me, it's really good." Kenny nodded.

"Well, there's something bound to be bad about this," Vic sighed, "But I'll give it a try..."

Clearing his throat, Vic opened up the book and started reading.

Once upon a time,

A prince by the name of Prince Kickass was standing at his kingdom, looking very bored. Suddenly a princess by the name of Princess Mommybags came in from the window.

"May I see your sword?" Said the princess.

"Check it out and touch it!" Said the prince.

And then, the princess started touching the erect sword-

"Wait a minute," Vic replied, "This doesn't sound like a family-friendly fairy tale! This looks like a plot for a porno movie!"

"I know, it's a romance novel/kid's fairy tale!" Kenny snickered.

"You don't know much about kids and fairy tales, do you?" Vic groaned.

"No," Kenny shook his head, "It's just that the stories I read doesn't have any boobs."

"Sometimes, I wish my childhood was more perverted than yours," Vic sighed, "Anyway, it's time for Wall Bangers!"

The scene then transitioned to footage of the next event, which was Wall Bangers.

"There's four walls and four doors," Vic said, explaining the rules, "Each wall only has one passable door. Choose the right door, and break through to victory. But choose the wrong door, and you belong to Skanky!"

The camera then got a good shot at the tall large headed, yet cartoonish-looking samurai Skanky. After that was said and done, the camera switched over to field marshall Captain Tenneal, who blew the whistle and swung his sword.

"Get it on!" Captain exclaimed.

And then, out came the first Monster High contestant.

"I know nothing at all!" Spectra shouted out.

"Up first for Monster High, it's Spectra Vondergeist, gossip columnist for the 'Ghostly Gossip'!" Vic exclaimed.

Suddenly, Spectra dove for the first wall and instantly passed on the second wall!

"Look at her go, Ken!" Vic exclaimed again, "She instantly goes through doors number one and two."

As she got to wall #3, Spectra was encountered by Skanky, who wanted a piece of her.

Not having to be intimidated, Spectra managed to go through Skanky like a ghost and got past wall number three!

"Whoa! Did you see that, Vic?" Kenny said, standing up on his seat.

"I sure did, Ken," Vic nodded, "Spectra passed through Skanky just like that! What ghost-like agility!"

"Hey, look," Kenny snickered, "I can almost see her underwear from here!"

"KENNY!" Vic angrily shouted.

After instantly passing over the fourth wall with ease (no pun intended), Spectra celebrated her victory!

"And look at that, Ken!" Vic exclaimed, "Spectra does it for the Monster High folk!"

"That was a bit bizarre, yet hot!" Kenny nodded.

"Bizarre as it is," Vic replied, "Chalk one up for Monster High!"

After Spectra left the course, another Ever After High student made his appearance, running like crazy.

"This one's for Briar!" Hopper shouted out.

"Ahh, and next up for Ever After High, it's Hopper Croakington II!" Vic exclaimed. "He's the son of the Frog Prince."

But before Vic could go on talking, Hopper rammed through the first wall, only to be knocked down by that god-forbidden door!

"Oh, and he's down already!" Vic exclaimed.

"Too bad he ended up kissing that door!" Kenny snickered. "I wonder if that door Hopper smashed into is gonna be a princess."

"I doubt it, Ken," Vic sighed, "Let's take another look at that on replay!"

As Hopper left the course, a replay of his run was shown.

"As you take a look right here, he takes a run and his face meets the door!" Vic exclaimed.

"And they'll meet for coffee and danishes later on..." Ken replied.

"Next up for Monster High..."

After the replay was over, another contestant started charging through the course.

"I eat nails for breakfast!" Manny Taur shouted out.

"It's Manny Taur," Vic introduced, "Son of the legendary Minotaur-"

But Vic was cut off when Manny Taur's horns got stuck through the door.

"OH, he's stuck, Ken!" Vic reacted out of panic.

"I think he tried to ram the door down, Vic!" Kenny exclaimed.

"I think you might be right," Vic nodded. "This is god awful stuff we're seeing here!"

Manny tried to pry himself loose, but couldn't do it. That forced the rest of the interns to pry him out with tongs.

"But don't worry everyone," Vic replied, "Our loyal MXC interns will pry the big guy loose."

As the interns worked to get the big guy out, they continued with another Ever After High contestant running to the course.

"I'm not Evil!" Raven shouted out.

"From Ever After High, it's the daughter of the Evil Queen, the Raven Queen!" Vic exclaimed.

"Looks like a goth hooker." Kenny snickered.

"Kenny!" Vic growled angrily at Kenny.

After Raven Queen got past the first wall, she tried to tackle the second wall by ramming the door through her head, but alas it failed. She was taken down a peg by that wooden door.

"OH, she's down immediately!" Vic said, jumping out of his seat.

"She's melting! She's melting!" Suddenly, Kenny decided to use his Wicked Witch-like voice.

"KENNY!" Vic shouted again, "Let's take a look on the replay."

Suddenly, Raven Queen's painful replay was shown, mostly on the part where she collided head-first on the door.

"Right there, she totally crushes her brain!" Kenny cringed.

"Quite a maleficent impact to be exact, Ken!" Vic nodded.

While Raven slowly walked away from the course, another Monster High student came running to the course with the speed of a cat.

"No comment!" Torelei shouted out.

But before her run was actually shown, a profile of her popped on the screen.

"Here's Torelei Stripe from Monster High," Vic replied, "She's the daughter of the Werecat. Earlier on, she had a chance to talk to Guy LeDouche about her a bit of her personal life."

*Torelei's Interview*

"So, you're actually the daughter of a werecat, huh?" Guy replied.

"Sure," Torelei nodded, "Basically, us werecats tend to be stronger, flexible, faster and tougher than the rest."

"I bet you're like that in the bedroom, huh..." Guy smirked.

Hearing this, Torelei hit Guy in the back of the head, "You pervert! I'm only 16!"

"What?" Guy's eyes bulged in shock, "I did not know about this! I must be confused with what I said. It's no wonder you and those lasses from Monster High dress like porn stars!"

"So what, you're calling me a slut?"

"I'm not calling you a slut," Guy shook his head in panic, "I'm just saying-"

"Well, why don't you 'slut' this, ho!?" Torelei snapped.

In response, Torelei bitchslapped Guy right in the head again, but only harder.

"Ouch, I never knew cats could be so bitchy!" Guy cried out a little, "Guy no like!"

After that uncomfortable interview was over, Torelei wasted no time in passing through the first wall.

"Man, Guy's gonna need stitches..." Kenny replied.

"Big time." Vic nodded.

By then, Torelei pushed through the second wall. It was then that she went toe-to-toe with Skanky.

"Torelei's making a killing on Wall Bangers," Vic replied, "Let's see if she can survive Skanky!"

"There's not a chance." Kenny snickered.

After going through Skanky by ease, Torelei managed to get to the third door of the third wall...

...

...only to smash into it with her shoulder, knocking her down!

"OH, what a shot!" Vic cringed.

"At least she still has only eight lives left!" Kenny nodded.

While Torelei was starting to recover, Skanky collapsed on top of her, trapping her under 300 pounds of huge samurai!

"My god!" Vic cringed again.

"Skanky just landed right on Torelei," Kenny cried out, "That's all eight lives wasted right there!"

"I agree with you on that Ken," Vic nodded, "And that's why its our MXC Impact Replay!"

As Torelei tried to get Skanky off of her, The MXC Impact Replay was shown, showing footage of Torelei's painful hit on that door.

"Right there, Ken," Vic replied, "Torelei tried to ram that door hard as she could but ends up getting a mouthful of wood!"

But then, the footage switched over to Skanky landing on Torelei.

"Yeah, but it's right here that Skanky decided to dive right onto her!" Kenny cringed, "She's been spayed and neutered, Vic!"

"Indeed." Vic nodded.

As her replay came to an end, the last Ever After High contestant appeared dashing through the course.

"Don't stop believin'!" Cedar shouted out.

"And last up for Ever After High, Cedar Wood!" Vic exclaimed.

"I betcha she has wooden boobs under there." Kenny snickered.

Cedar wasted no time passing through the first wall by ease.

"Cedar, of course, is the daughter of Pinocchio!" Vic exclaimed.

But suddenly, Cedar smashed herself onto that door, ending her run entirely.

"Oh right there, she gets tomahawked by that door!" Vic cringed.

"She goes down like a redwood, Vic!" Kenny exclaimed.

"Right you are, Ken," Vic nodded, "Let's take another look at her run."

As Cedar began picking herself up, her replay was shown, focusing on the part where she hit the door.

"Cedar also has a pet peeve of not having to lie like her father." Vic added as a bonus.

"I bet she lies how much she hates this run." Kenny snickered.

"Could've said it any better than stone, Ken," Vic replied, "So that's gonna do it for Wall Bangers! Thanks to the winning efforts of Spectra Vondergeist, Monster High leads it 2-1!"

After the score was displayed, the scene switched back to Kenny and Vic at the throne room.

"This is turning out to be a good competition, so far." Vic smiled at Ken.

"Yeah, but this fairy tale thing's not working out for me." Kenny replied.

"Definitely," Vic nodded, "Like I said, making a fairy tale takes patience and time."

"You got that right," Kenny nodded as well, "Maybe I should create monsters instead."

"Oh, those sound like fun, Ken!" Vic exclaimed, "Nothing sounds delightful of having to build your own evil creation. Building a monster for world domination and destruction builds up imagination for the mind. Takes time and patience, but you'll get the hang of it, Ken."

"Yeah," Kenny chuckled, "I'm gonna make it have boobs!"

"Of course..." Vic rolled his eyes playfully.

When MXC comes back, get ready to bang your head with Wall Buggers! You got that, nard for brains?


You tell it like it is once again, MXC announcer! Once again, Kenny can't stop thinking about breasts. So typical of him that I like it!

We've got Wall Buggers coming up next chapter, so feedback's appreciated! ^^