Chitter Chatter
*On a cell phone*
To: Naminé Strife
Are we still auditioning?
From: Roxas Hikari
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To: Roxas Hikari
Yeah.
From: Naminé Strife
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To: Naminé Strife
-_- are you still pissed off at me? I talked to Demyx...
From: Roxas Hikari
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To: Roxas Hikari
I'm not mad lol. And for the record, I never really was. But look I can't talk, my teacher is watching me like a hawk... And I don't want my phone in the evil clutches of Xemnes, again. So see you at lunch.
From: Naminé Strife'
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To: Naminé Strife
Ohh okay, I understand. Bye :)
From: Roxas Hikari
*On the back of a blank math work sheet with Demyx's name on it. One's printing in insanely messy, one's is insanely neat*
Demyx-- Hey baby!
Zexion-- I think you meant to send that to Larxene.
Demyx-- She's out of the room :)
Zexion-- Marluxia, then.
Demyx-- Nope. I wanted YOU to get it.
Zexion-- ... Can I help you with something?
Demyx-- Well sure, if you're offering :D wanna hangout tonight?
Zexion-- No, not really. Did you just wink at me, or did you poke yourself in the eye again?
Demyx-- Maybe. Did I?
Zexion-- Hmm. I HAVE been hearing rumors that Marluxia isn't the only gay one here. .. Just kidding (I think?)
Demyx-- Ouch, that hurts. Are you busy or something?
Zexion-- I hate to be blunt (well, not really) but I'm not interested. Nor am I homosexual in any sense at all.
Demyx-- Don't pretend Zexion!!! :D
Zexion-- As if.
Demyx-- Yeah so what're you doing tonight?
Zexion-- Shut up.
Demyx-- Yeah so what're you doing tonight?
Zexion-- Not you.
*On a sheet of pink floral paper in Marluxia Fab's binder*
Audition Schedule(L)
2:50: MARLUXIA'S AUDITION - performing 'single ladiez' by Beyonce - (note: Since Larxene and I are the only judges, I will have to rate myself)
2:55: Larxene's audition - performing 'tic toc' by Kesha - (whatever that is?)
3:00: Roxas and Naminé's audition - performing 'can I have this dance' by Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens- (good song, ily HSM3, but Roxas and Naminé kinda suck so idk)
3:05: Axel's audition - performing 'GET CRUNK' by Brokencyde :| - (no comment)
3:10: Demyx's audition - performing 'within you' by David Bowie - (I LOVE The Labyrinth! Maybe there's hope for Demyx yet...)
3:15: Apparently Zexion thinks he's getting an audition.
EDIT: This just in, Xion will be performing with Axel, instead of Axel's solo act. Performing 'two is better than one' by Boys Like Girls ft. Taylor Swift (Luv the song, but something is telling me Axel is singing it as a joke...)
To: Naminé Strife
Hey Naminé, can you talk?
From: Demyx Star
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To: Demyx Star
Sure, I'm in the stairwell so no teachers can steal my phone. What's up?
From: Naminé Strife
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To: Naminé Strife
Okay, well, you know those two little 'secrets' I told you?
From: Demyx Star
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To: Demyx Star
Yeah, if I'm remembering the right ones. What happened? D:
From: Naminé Strife
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To: Naminé Strife
Well, I finally tried to make a move on him again, but this time he was all 'I'm not interested nor am I gay blah blah' :(. I don't think he's told anyone about us, so I guess he doesn't want anyone to know? What should I do?
From: Demyx Star
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To: Demyx Star
Aww, I'm sorry :( that was mean of him! I'll bet he still likes you, though, but is just embarrassed. Stop by his dorm room when no one's around so you can talk to him about it in private.
From: Naminé Strife
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To: Naminé Strife
Okay, I'll try that. Thanks :D
From: Demyx Star
*On a newspaper page*
TSTNW TIMES: PAGE THREE: Quizzies, Horoscopes & Tips!
Quiz: Are you comfortable with yourself?
By: Larxene Jestyr
Q1: What best describes you?
a: Outgoing, optimistic, cool.
b: Weird, quirky, fun.
c: Shy, awkward, boring.
Q2: How comfortable are you with your amount of friends?
a: Very comfortable.
b: Decently comfortable.
c: HELP! I'M A LOSER AND HAVE NO FRIENDS!
Q3: You self esteem is...?
a: Cocky.
b: Good.
c: BAD.
Q4: On a scale of 1 to 3, how popular would you rate yourself, 3 being the highest?
a: 3. VERY popular.
b: 2. Kinda popular.
c: 1-0. A big, fat, stinkin' loser.
If you scored mostly a: then you're comfortable with yourself. TOO comfortable. Quit being so cocky and annoying, chances are everyone secretly hates your guts. I know I do!
If you scored mostly b: then you're comfortable with yourself. Just the right amount, actually. You probably have some good friends and little enemies!
If you scored mostly c: then you suck! Quit being such a whiny little 'female dog' and put yourself out there! Jesus f*cking christ.
Horoscopes:
By: Marluxia Fab .xo
Aeries: Uh oh, you betta watch out! My readings are telling me that you're going to get your favorite hoodie STOLEN! (Tip: Better brace your things, girlfriend!)
Taurus: Hmm, this month, you're going to be gifted with something wonderful. (Tip: Keep your eyes peeled!)
Gemini: Good fortune is on its way, this month! You'll really connect with the love of your life! Good 4 you hun!!! (Tip: Just be yourself!! Your luv luvs you for you)
Cancer: Even though your sign is the same name as a life threatening, deadly disease, this month is going to be decent for you. Not great, just decent. You'll meet someone special, but you'll also lose something valuable... :o (Tip: Don't ignore anyone! Who knows, you could be ignoring the love of your life!)
Leo: Hmm, it seems that this month, you're going to get in a serious accident! (Tip: Be careful, unless you have big, slate gray hair that covers your face. In that case, getting lost in traffic sounds like a CHARMING idea!!!)
Virgo: This month, all you Virgos are in for a special treat! IN BED! (Tip: Go after that special someone! Chances are, he/she wants to do it just as much as you do;))
Libra: My crystal ball says that this month you'll go on a trip to somewhere far away... The roof of the school! Something you'll like is up there, why don't you go take a look? ;)
Scorpio: Watch your back this month. A good friend is going to nip you in the bum! (Tip: Be observant of who you tell your secrets to!)
Sagittarius: I see a fist fight in the future! Also, a visit to you from the tooth fairy. (Tip: where a mouth bracer when you leave your room)
Capricorn: Aww, mommy is gonna call you... in class! (Tip: I'd turn off your phone during school, if I were you)
Aquarius: I see a great loss for you this month... Dun dun dun! (Tip: Don't go swimming)
Pisces: OMG you're going to be RICH by the end of this month! (Tip: Save as much as you spend.x!)
*On a page on Marluxia's desk in his room*
Audition Notes:
Marluxia: Naturally, it was ah-mazing. LOVES IT! 10 10 10. (But Larxene gave me a bad rating... What's her problem???)
Larxene: It was okay, I guess. I hated thuh song she chose, or maybe it was just cuz she was singing it...? 5!
Roxas and Naminé: I must admit, I was shocked! Those two work surprisingly well together, prob cuz they're dating. But I liked it. 8!
Axel and Xion: Ummm it was alright. Xion has a good voice, but she kept on laughing because Axel was purposefully acting stupid. Disrespecting the theater, I'd call it! Anyways, I'll be generous and give em a 7.
Demyx: It was KINDA good. Demyx is a little silly, and he didn't seem to be getting into it as much as I thought it would. He seemed a bit upset about somethin. (Maybe his horoscope was negative!) 7!
ZEXION?: That stupid poo head ran up on stage last minute, and randomly performed ' I shot the sheriff' by Bob Marley. I'm about 80 percent sure he was either drunk or high. I HATE HIM!!!!! 0.
Author's note: Hey everyone! Thanks very much for the reviews :) hehe I updated rather quick, I must say. This story is just so fun and easy to write xD I'm already almost done the fourth chap. So watch out for that :D
FUN FACT: The Labyrinth = equals a movie musical featuring David Bowie (WATCH IT). Demyx is said to have been moderately modeled off of DB, and his quote 'dance water dance' was inspired by David Bowie's song in the movie, 'dance magic dance' :D (you remind me of the babe! what babe? The babe with the POWA!)
Review please! :D
