A.N: So I started this one shortly after finishing my other one, because I knew that it might be another couple of days, and I'd really like to keep my posts up more regularly. This one actually took a bit of time, because I had a hard time thinking of something to go with it. Plus, I was thinking if I wanted to unleash another OC on you guys, or if another one would be one too many. Meh. Hope you enjoy!

P.S: Hektols: Thanks! I wasn't sure about Gai, so I just added him. If I can scrounge up some more rules, I'll add another table of contents chapter. So if you have any ideas, feel free to send 'em at me.

*Disclaimer: Naruto = Not mine. Fanfiction = The closest I'll ever be to owning Naruto.*


3. If Jiraiya is in town, bars and hot springs are to be avoided like the plague and Death rolled into one.

"Thanks so much for allowing me to stay with you Tenshi-chan!" A short, round-faced girl yelped enthusiastically. Tenshi rolled her eyes, already feeling the start of her usual "visiting" migraine.

"It was no problem, cousin Ryuuni." Tenshi said, lying through her teeth. She was desperately trying to get the girl away from her. Ryuuni was Tenshi and Akumu's cousin, through their mother. The girl was short and skinny, with dirt brown hair and brown eyes. Despite her dislike for the girl, Tenshi had to admit that Ryuuni was rather pretty. So Tenshi felt slightly obliged to give the usual warning that every female visitor to Konoha was give when a certain someone was in town.

"Ryuuni?"

Ryuuni turned to Tenshi, eyebrows furrowed at the slightly hesitant tone in her cousin's voice. Tenshi and Akumu had always been her kindest relatives. The others, when they had been alive, had "disliked" Ryuuni. All because her mother had been a civilian. As was Ryuuni.

"Yes Tenshi-chan? Is something the matter?"

Tenshi took a deep breath, wondering what she was gonna say that wouldn't upset Ryuuni.

"Ryuuni, please don't go near the hot springs! And if you're going to go to a bar while you are visiting, please bring me or Akumu with you!"

Ryuuni was startled and very puzzled. It wasn't like Tenshi to ask her to not go somewhere, but she nodded her head dutifully. Tenshi sighed in relief and smiled broadly at her cousin. Sure, the girl always gave her a headache when she visited, but Tenshi loved her cousin and preferred to keep her away from lecherous perverts, like that idiot who always staked out the hot springs.

Suddenly, in the distance, shrieking and screaming was heard. Tenshi and Ryuuni shared a look, then started sprinting towards the sound, Tenshi carefully sticking to a civilian pace. They arrived at the hot springs to a terrible (and regular) scene. Tenshi rolled her eyes and turned to Ryuuni.

"Welcome to Konoha's Monthly Entertainment: The Beating of Pervy-kun."

Ryuuni stared at her cousin in horror and turned to the strange scene in front of her. The Toad Sage, Jiraiya, had obviously been peeping on the lady's hot springs. Tenshi looked at the same scene in amusement. There was only one thing different from normal. Instead of a female throttling Jiraiya, it was Akumu, of all the people!

"Yo! Akumu-baka, why the hell are you throttling Pervy-kun?"

"Bastards peeping on the hot springs! Ryuuni-chan said she was going to be here and I didn't want Pervy-chan peeping on her!"

Tenshi stared at her brother, looking at him in a way that said 'I'm trying to figure out what the fuck is wrong with you'. After a moment, she cleared her throat.

"Akumu-baka, you do realize that the person standing beside me is Ryuuni, right?"

Akumu looked at his sister, then the other person and realized that his sister was right. He chuckled nervously.

"Hehe...Oops?"

Tenshi shook her head and grabbed her cousin's arm, turning around and walking back to her house. She looked at Ryuuni and smiled.

"Rule 3, Ryuuni. When Jiraiya is in town, bars and hot springs are to be avoided like Shinigami-sama himself is after you."


A.N: Holy Shitake! WOW. I have no idea where this came from. Weird. Anyway, looks like Tenshi and Akumu have more family! And I have yet another OC I need to keep up with. For some odd reason, I seem to really like my OCs. Heh. Well, tell me what you thought of it, okay? Enjoy! Ja Ne~!