A/n: I decided to make this chapter more humoristic. I'm not sure if it will come out humoristic but I did my best. You'll still see James struggling. Hope you'll enjoy and reviews are always welcome!
Chapter 3
"Today we're going to learn about animagus." Started McGonagall.
Sirius faced back and winked at James. He responded with a grin.
"Mr Potter, Mr Black, is there something you want to share with us?" asked the professor.
"We are just so happy to learn about animagus." Responded Sirius
"Yeah, it's really fascinating." Agreed James. Remus and Peter had to duck under the desk to hold their laughter.
McGonagall eyed them for five seconds then she went back on the lesson. The marauders, knowing exactly everything about animagus, didn't take any notes (except for Remus). James toke his potion book out so he could distract himself from Evans cruel words.
Nothing helped.
Everything that's happened to me is just cruel. James thought, First that horrible accident, then dad and now Evans. Is this a sign or something?
James stops his thoughts. No, he must not think about the accident and Evans. It will be okay, even if the odds are against him.
James let a low chuckle escape his lips. He pays to much attention to Divination. Note to self, stop taking Divination. You're becoming paranoid.
Five minutes before the class ended, Remus (who is sitting at the back of the class), put his book in his bag but knock his quill over.
"Fucking shit!" he said.
McGonagall snap her head around so fast that he thought her head would fly off.
"Who said that?" boy, she sounds mad!
"James, swearing in class! Shame on you."
"Detention Mr Potter!"
James turns to glare at him. Remus smiled a innocent smile back at him.
Later that night, you can find Lily sitting on her usual chair close to the fire reading a random book she found at the library. Well, that's what the others thought. But, Lily can't seem to get her words out of her head.
"What do you want Potter? You want to ask me out again? Merlin, I hate that I can't get the message through you're thick scull! I will never, never go out with you! Even if you're the last man on earth. I won't!"
"URG! Really Potter? Are you that pathetic? What don't you understand in "No I won't go out with you"? I rather being attack by the Slytherin or die because I'm a muggleborn than go out with you!"
She shakes her head. This time she went too far. She looks over at the marauders. Remus and Sirius are in deep conversation while Peter is doing his homework and James is playing with the snitch. As if James felt Lily's eyes on him, he turns and green meets hazel. Lily expected his annoying grin, a stupid comment or even a wink but she never would have thought James Potter would turn back around as if he's ignoring her.
It annoyed her more than him asking her out.
It's a Sunday morning and everything is calm. To calm. It gives a bad feeling to McGonagall.
She's walking up the stairs heading to the Gryffindor common room to see what her four lions, who call themselves marauders, are doing.
She walks in the common room to find it empty. Frowning, she leaves and almost knocks Peter over.
"Sorry Mr Pettigrew." She looks around, "Where's Mr Black?"
"Doing stuff." He replies trying not to laugh
"I don't like the sound of that. Where's Mr Lupin?"
"Trying to stop Sirius from doing the stuff."
"Mr Potter?"
"Trying to stop Remus from stopping Sirius from doing the stuff."
"I see. What are you doing here?"
"I'm supposed to stop you from stopping James from stopping Remus from stopping Sirius from doing the stuff."
"Oh my dear lord." McGonagall sights.
Peter couldn't hold back his laughter anymore. He sank on the floor and laughed his head off. Minerva not knowing what's so funny stared at him in shock. Peter continued laughing for five minutes straight.
Minerva started to worry.
"C'mon Mr Pettigrew, I'm taking you to see Pomfrey."
You could still hear Peter laughing when they turned the corner.
A/n: that's it! I hope you found it humoristic. If you have any other funny marauders moments you want me to add, please leave it in your review. Thx!
