dedicatin this next chapter too Revamped Persona my new fan

chapter 3 shofu

red and shofu sented out there first pokemon. red of course used charizard a real mans pokemon. shofu the fake fan used a scrafty instead.

"charizard?" laffed shofu. "haha dis white boy a stupid ni..."

"stop u fuckin ret*rd!" interupted brendan. "u cant say the n word in this story. its rated pg."

"u tryna shut down my pokebonics?! das not happenin u wack ass bitches. scrafty use fake out on dat fatass dragon!"

scrafty went to attack reds charizard but he anticipatid the attack and blocked it with protect.

"what the fuck how did u know i was gonna do that?!" shofu explained.

"that is simple" red ansered. "u r nothing but a smogon drone who uses cookie cutter sets. verlis showed me how to deal with ppl like u."

"fuck not only does dat furbitch have more video views then me but hes better at pokemon then me to" sayed shofu angrily.

"why dont u just inovate?" red asked.

"innovate dis u bitch!" shofu replied. "scrafty use knock off on that gay ass charizard!"

"charizard mega evolve!" red comanded. but nothing happened. "oh shit its 2010 they didnt invent mega chairzard yet!"

"haha das right!" shofu jeered.

"but if they didnt invent mega charizard yet then knockoff is still shit and does like 2 damage" red realised.

"aww hell naw!" shofu cried as his scrafty did next to no damage 2 charizard.

"now finish it with fire blast!" ordered red witch his charizard did.

meanwhile smogon was being leaded into a control room by masuda where many other villains were sitting around watching red fite agenst shofu on a computer screen.

"heh i would not make such an amateur mistake" sneered wolfe glick the vgc cheater.

"oh yeah well if your so good why did u lose in vgc17 after verlis exposed ur cheating the year before?" laffed kevin robinson the asshole kid from my skool.

"kaphotics my raichu please" retorted wolfe as he turned to a fat hacker loser.

kaphotics typed a bunch of keys on a computer which pokegenned a hacked raichu for wolfe.

"thanks" smirked wolfe. "raichu use thunderbolt on that loser kevin robinson and make it intense enough to kill him slowly"

raichu then shocked kevin for 20 minutes until he finally died.

"who invited that fucking asshole anyway?" asked giovanni.

"oh i did my bad" said masuda. "i found him on red's list of top 10 most hated people. i didnt realise what a fat gay baby he was."

"anyway..." sayed giovanni. "what is ur plan? all i see in this room is a bunch of people that red and his pathetic friends have already beaten. how is bringing us together going to do anything?"

"and just what is "rr" anyway?" smogon added.

"goys listen!" masuda tried to shout though raising his voice set off his alergies and he had to take out a inhaler.

after a 3 minute coughing fit masuda finally continued.

"i created this group "rr" to do what we here at jewtendo have always done. rehash! 14 years ago we made a great game called pokemon red and it had 151 great pokemon in it and it had the best region of all time aka kanto. i soon realised i could make a lot of money by selling great games like this. but then i relised my fans r idiots and will buy anything called "pokemon". so we just rehash pokemon red every year but with shitty new pokemon and regions. red is a problem though. he is telling everyone about the superiorness of the original 151 and i am worried he might raise there standards. this group, the rehash republic was created 2 stop red"