What if three (What is the Dex Holders worked at the zoo)
AN: I'm back and thanks for reviewing everybody, I really appreciate it! I would also like to thank max Saturday for requesting the Dex Holders to work at a zoo; I can guarantee it will be hilarious. I too lazy to do the disclaimer today so Silver's going to say it.
Silver: No.
Me: Come on, please.
Silver: No.
Me: Just say the disclaimer.
Silver: Fine. Sam74 does not own Pokémon and never will, thank god.
Me: I heard that!
It was another hot summer day like any other day in the summer until, "Hey everybody, guess what?" Blue came rushing into Red's house where the Dex holders were watching a marathon of movies. "What do you want pesky girl?" said Green as Silver shot a death glare at him.
"We're being offered to help at a zoo!" exclaimed Blue with joy. Everyone else just looked at Blue blankly and continued watching Harry Potter and the chamber of secrets. "We'll get paid." said Blue gaining the attention of Gold, Ruby, and Platinum. "Do we get free food?" asked Diamond. Blue nodded her head while Pearl could only face-palm.
The next day….
"Okay, this list says where each of us is working." Said Blue "Let's see, Red and Yellow are working at the recovery center, Green and I are working at the ticket booth, Gold, Silver, and Crystal are working at the food court, Ruby, Sapphire, and Emerald will be giving tours to the visitors and Diamond, Pearl, and Platinum will be doing the same thing." All the Dex Holders then went to their respective locations, some enthusiastic about their job while others, in particular Gold and Silver who were complaining that there job was boring.
Meanwhile in the recovery center, Yellow and Red were helping out injured Pokémon, Yellow as using her powers to heal them and Red was just there to help. "Yellow, do you want to take a break?" asked Red. "No I'll work a bit longer." Replied Yellow blushing. Fortunately, Red didn't notice this.
One hour later…
"Yellow…Wake up!" said Red trying to shake Yellow up. Yellow then slowly woke up, "umm…. Did I fall asleep?" asked Yellow. "Yeah, you did because I think you kind of over used your powers, then when you were sleeping the manager thought you were slacking off so we both got…well… fired."
Meanwhile at the ticket booth…
"Greeeeen, I could use a little help over here!" said Blue who was operating the right side of the ticket booth. "No way pesky girl, besides, the line way longer on this side," said Green who was pretty busy himself. "Actually, I've got the longer line." Replied Blue as she gave some tickets to some visitors.
"Hey Green, I bet more people line up on my side then yours. What to make a bet?" asked Blue. "Whatever, I'll beat you any ways." Said Green smirking. "Okay, whoever has sold the least tickets in the next hour has to do what the other says, deal?" asked Blue.
So both Dex Holders began to decrease the price of tickets and put up random discounts. Unfortunately, the Manger came around to the ticket booth to check in. He took a long stare at the ticket prices, another long stare at Blue and Green who were attempting to change the prices, and then he said "Your both fired."
Meanwhile at the food court…
It was a disaster. Food and beverages were flying everywhere from hamburgers to hotdogs, from soda to milk shakes. "Gold! I told you not to say it's food fight Friday!" yelled Crystal who was dodging flying french-fries and onion rings. "Come on super serious gal, everyone is having a blast, what could possibly go wrong?" asked Gold. At that moment a handful of ketchup was dropped onto Gold's head. "I don't know, whoever did that." said Silver. Suddenly the food fight stopped. Almost like the food being thrown stopped in mid-air and everyone fell silent. Then the manger came in.
He stood there scanning the food covered floor then took the megaphone he was holding and said "you three are fired!"
Meanwhile at the normal type Pokémon exhibit…
"And if you look over here, you'll see a herd of tauros which are not as fabulous as…"said Ruby before he was cut off by sapphire. "Don't listen to him people, whatever Ruby says is wrong, okay people." Said Sapphire. Ruby was then pissed off by Sapphire and they both began to start arguing. Emerald then snatch a microphone, since Ruby and Sapphire wouldn't let Emerald use one. "And here ladies and gentlemen, you will see the typical couple…"announced Emerald before Ruby and Sapphire started beating up Emerald until the manger came up and said "The three of you are fired."
Meanwhile at the water type Pokémon exhibit…
Pearl and Diamond were doing a comedy skit and Platinum was answering the visitors questions.
"When you think of water type Pokémon you think of water type moves." said Pearl. " You don't say, there's the moves like water gun, water pulse, waterfall, watermelon…"said Diamond before Pearl wacked him. "No you dummy! That's a fruit." Said Pearl. At that very moment the manger came and said, "that was…hilarious! Come back tomorrow."
At the end of the day…
"Did you get fired?" was one of the main questions the Dex Holders asked each other and not to their surprise that almost everyone got fired.
AN: What do you think? Was this chapter hilarious or just okay? Not making you, but tell me what you think by reviewing. If you have any suggestions, just tell me if you are reviewing or PM me.
