The Joker was sat in his office drinking whiskey and listening to the radio. He and Harley had been fighting again and as per usual she had gone to Ivy's for support. He frowned crossly why did she have to be so difficult all the time.
Suddenly the radio began playing another song but he didn't change it as he wasn't bothered and was too pissed to care.
"I was so high I did not recognize"
The Joker sighed heavily. Recognize what that his girlfriend was a temperamental bitch who demanded sex 24/7. He may have got a huge rod he loved to brag about but he was more quality than quantity.
"The fire burning in her eyes"
The Joker frowned crossly. When Harley got mad she was sometimes cute but he was often afraid of her as well. If she was seriously pissed the glare in her eyes would start to burn him like hot coals.
"The Chaos that controlled my mind"
The Joker chuckled and sipped his whiskey. His mind was a storm of unending problems and craziness. Nobody would be able to control him or cure him he was forever broken.
"Whispered goodbye and she got on a plane"
Harley had left alright but not in a plane in the Joker's car with Bud and Lou through the front door. The slam of the door had been so loud the noise had echoed through the building.
"Never to return again"
The Joker smirked Harley may have left a lot and sometimes spent a week perhaps 3 days with Ivy but she would ALWAYS return. Her roots were buried too deep into her mind to make her leave for good.
"But always in my heart"
This annoyed The Joker a great deal. Harley may have been on his mind as someone he cared for somewhat but she was not the only thing his heart desired and that was a fact.
"This love has taken its toll on me"
"That's for damn sure" The Joker grumbled. He may enjoy Harley's company and the screw sessions they had but her needs and her constant affection was becoming annoying.
"She said goodbye too many times before"
The Joker groaned. Harley had always had these moments where she would yell at him and say how she was through but would come back again 3 days later.
"And her heat is breaking in front of me"
The Joker felt a sharp pain in his chest. When Harley cried it tore his heart to pieces and made him hate himself.
"I have no choice coz I won't say goodbye anymore"
Choice to do what? Make Harley leave for good or kill her they were 2 options he had on his cards either that or chain her to the wall.
"I tried my best to feed her appetite"
"Don't I know it" The Joker grumbled. He fucked Harley raw whenever possible but she always seemed to be hungry for more.
"Keep her coming every night"
Harley was more kinky than himself in that respect. She would press herself against him and even go as far to wear lingerie when he was working just to get him to have sex.
"So hard to keep her satisfied"
The Joker chuckled as he thought about Harley and their intimacy. Often times they had just had an intense fuck but 20 minutes later she would pester him for more and it got down right annoying.
"Kept playing love like it was just a game"
Harley was indeed deeply in love with him and The Joker knew that without a doubt. But with her he did CARE for her but he tended to tease her a little with the affection because he liked her reaction.
"Pretending to feel the same"
The Joker frowned. He may enjoy messing with Harley but his feelings for her were in no way PRETEND and neither were hers.
"Then turn around and leave again"
Harley would always get moody if she felt he wasn't being sincere with his affections and she would storm out and go to Ivy's. It was a pain in the ass but at least he had some peace and quiet for a while.
The Chorus continued to play again and he began to think about how he and Harley fought too often when they could be kicking Batman and boy blunders butt. She may have been annoying from time to time but Harley proved useful too.
"I'll fix these broken things"
The Joker smiled whenever he ended up beating Harley he would always tend to her injuries and stay with her until she was better. She was his little doll who stayed loyal until the very end and smiled at him through the good and bad.
"Repair you broken wings"
At times Harley had been so powerful and dangerous she almost outdid him but he would put her in her place. But even when she was lost he would show her the way again and she would become her normal self again.
"And make sure everything's alright"
The Joker wasn't one for showing sympathy but he was gentle and kind to Harley rarely when she was deeply upset and console her until those tears went away.
"My pressure on your hips"
The Joker smirked. He began to image pressing his groin against Harley's crotch and using his hands upon her waist to keep her still. Her slutty voice was amazing and she would cry out so loud.
"Sinking my fingertips"
The Joker laughed. Harley's pussy got so wet that her body allowed his fingers entrance without a fight. She enjoyed the feel of his fingers as much as his dick rubbing against her.
"Into every inch of you"
Be it her ass, her pussy or her mouth Harley loved his fingertips inside her body. She would moan and beg him to do it harder and faster. The image of her lustful face made The Joker lick his lips.
"Cause I know that's what you want me to do"
There was wasn't a yes or no answer Harley loved The Joker's touch better than anything else on the face of this earth. It wasn't just what she WANTED it was what she desired, dreamed of, yearned for even.
The chorus continued on and The Joker began to realize that this song made sense to he and Harley's more intimate part of their relationship. They would talk about it when she came home that evening (hopefully).
That evening
Harley walked in through the front door and dropped her bags sighing heavily. She had missed her home and The Joker a great deal. Suddenly Bud and Lou came running up to her and licking her face lovingly "Hi babies" She cooed stroking their heads.
After petting them lovingly Harley decided to see her Puddin but she decided to clean her face off first. She made her way into the kitchen and cleaned off her make-up and removed her mask and hat. She looked in the mirror and sighed heavily. The bunches were cute but she they were hurting her head so she untied them allowing her hair to fall to her shoulders. Harley scratched her head as her long blonde locks fell to her shoulders.
"Time to see my Puddin" She sighed lovingly and made her way to his office. She had missed her lover and his warmth a great deal. Ivy was a good friend and was always good to her but she could NEVER replace the Joker.
In office
The Joker was looking at Harley's picture on his desk. She had a big smile on her face and was in her cute Harlequin number. He sighed heavily thinking about how boring it was without her around.
Suddenly there was a knock at the door "Enter" The Joker said firmly knowing full well who it would be.
"I'm home Puddin" Harley said lovingly batting her blue eyes at him.
The Joker smiled she only ever removed her make-up on special occasions and in this case it was acceptable. He gestured her to come to him with his index finger a huge grin on his face.
Harley walked up to him and stood beside his desk obediently awaiting permission to get close to him. She hugged herself nervously in case he yelled at her which she disliked.
The Joker opened his arms to her "C'mere pooh" he said lovingly.
Harley sat on his lap lovingly and wrapped her arms around his neck. He was so warm and smelled of his cologne "I missed you Mistah-J" she sighed.
"Me too Harls" The Joker said patting her head gently.
