Gaara woke up with his head spinning

Gaara was angry, that fool of a man had just fainted. The only thing keeping him from death was the fact that he was the only one who could reverse this. Gaara wanted to crush something. He stalked outside into the back yard. Hand Ready he summand his sand to crush the training log. He tried again, and again and one more time. Nothing was happening. Why was nothing happening.

"Um Gaara?" A voice whispered apparently the girl who was in his body had followed him outside. "I don't think you can control sand in my body." She stated flinching a little at his intense gaze. He grunted in response.

"Then I can use your Byakugan!" He spat at himself. Well it was actually her, but he spat none the less. Nothing happened again. He tried to activate it by moving his eye brows up. He then squinted how can he get these stupid things to work. He heard a giggle.

"I don't think you can get it by screwing up my face to look funny" He giggled. He didn't know what Hinata looked like when she was angry at somebody, but he bet it was intimidating for his own body slinked back in fear.

"I don't giggle so stop it!" He ordered himself.

Gaara was in a very bad mood, Hinata thought to herself. He made her look almost scary. She didn't want to offend him in any way. Hinata felt like she was personally invading this mans space. But summoning the Byakugan was like second nature to her. She gave herself an encouraging smile. "It's all right if you don't get it Gaara,"

She interrupted herself "If you think its so easy doing others jutsu you try controlling sand!" Hinata ordered herself.

Hinata was also angry but there was no reason for Gaara to be this rude! "I'm sorry you don't have to be so mean!"

"Well you keep giggling! It's not as easy as it looks! You cant do it!" He yelled.

"I bet I can!" She shot back. Hinata steadied her breathing. Sand grit crushes that stupid log. Crush it like she would crush that stupid Gaara right now if he wasn't in her body. Crush it into a million pieces like she would her entire life. Hinata was releasing some charka into the sand in the orb. She tried to mimic Gaara's hand signs. Nothing happened and she herd mocking laughter coming from her body.

"Told you," her body hissed at her.

"Well it's not like I want to do anything like that anyways." Gaara's body said to him. He looked like a sissy right now he thought scathingly. The girl was standing in a very feminine manor. He kept on laughing at Hinata for the sake of laughing at her. He tried to make it as cold as possible. He found Hinata's voice rather soothing when it was angry very sexy. He saw his body throw down his fist in anguish. Then all of the sudden at this Sand shot up from under the log and engulfed it burring it under the ground. How the hell did she do that? It had taken Gaara so long to make that move. About half a year to be exact. He shot a look at Hinata. Her/ his hands were clasped around his mouth to keep from laughing.

"Beginners luck!" He shouted at himself before stomping off into the woods.

Now Neji had scene this with his mouth wide open. His genius brain couldn't get what was going on. It would not let him try to think this situation threw. All it wanted him to do was just stand their and stare. Gaara well Hinata walked up to him a timid expression on his well her face.

"Um Neji can you help me with something?" Gaara/Hinata asked.

"Sure anything" He said, his cousin was in a delicate state right now he couldn't say no.

"Well I have to go to bathroom." Hinata stated a blush creeping up her neck.

"So?"

"Well I don't think it would be appropriate, I would have to um touch IT," her blush was scarlet now. She was making Gaara look like a tomatoes.

"Just go Hinata I'm sure he would be much angrier if you gave him a urinary infection" Neji tried to say it.

"I really don't care if he gets mad, its just that well I've never seen, um" Gaara was now all red a nice maroon shade now. He had his two for fingers touching the way Hinata usually did it. Then it hit Neji even though Hinata was in a males body she was not used to male extremities. Neji was sure he was blushing now.

"Um well you could ask somebody else to do it?" He shot out at this Hinata started shaking her head fervently.

"Then just let Gaara get a urinary infection" Neji told her. Yes that would be the best way for Hinata to do things.

"Do you think I could just kind of you know lean on the wall, then like shake off the extra stuff?" Hinata asked Neji kind of demonstrating her idea Shaking Gaara's hips.

"I think that only works when you know IT'S circumcised." He blushed.

"I thought in the sand village they did that on all the babies?" She said.

"No in Konoha they do, but not in the Sand" He said.

"o" Was all her response. After a long pause of awkwardness Neji spoke up.

"I think that could work. I mean it's the best possible way" He told her. She nodded at her cousin approval and started walking towards the bathrooms. She then went into the girls after a couple a seconds Gaara shot out and went into the guys.