I DO NOT OWN FINAL FANTASY 7 OR X2, I OWN THE PLOT TO MY STORIES THOUGH.

Zack wanted to make something special for Yuna, Paine, and Rikku, they have been in the Soldier program for a week and Yuna succeded in teaching Genesis that girls were not to be taken lightly, Paine taught Sephiroth a sword in the gut hurts,but a kick in a guys lower region hurt worse, poor guy couldnt show his face for a week, since a reporter had caught it on camera and some posted it on Youtube and Rikku taught Angeal that not everyone has a sense of honor and if you leave something laying around she was bound to swipe it. He knew Angeal would have a heart attack if he learned Zack was using his kitchen to make the girls a cake and the kicthen table to make a present. The three girls also taught the Turks some important lessons( the men at least) that if you wacth them change their dress spheres you will have to wacth out or you would be nailed. Tseng looks away immediantly being the polite one. Reno had been nailed so many times and with his electro mag at full power, he doubted Reno could ever have kids. Rude always tried to keep Reno under control, but always ended up getting hit in the process. Rufus learned not to comment on Rikku's clothing choices ever since she sent him through a wall. The girls adored Cloud treating him like a little brother. Reno swore it was his hair and tried to copy the style making it look like he had the worst case of bed hair. Zack was trying his hardest, he didnt know what to put in so he grabbed some corn starch and started mixing it in, he noticed it was getting harder to mix it and it felt as if the spoon was being sucked in. He didnt pay attention to that little detail as he put some cola, since he was making a cola cake and he decided to put some mementos in to make it taste better. Then the cola and the mints started reacting as the spoon got stuck in the mixing. Zack looked at his bubbling concoction nervously.

Angeal walked in his apartment and automatically sensed something was wrong, he then remembered he hasnt seen Zack all day. He put his hand on the hilt of the Buster Sword thinking screw honor if Zack had messed up his kitchen again, he was going to cleave him in two. He walked in the kicthen to see Zack covered from head to toe with cake mix, running around trying to clean up muttering," If Angeal walked in at this momment i will be so dead!

Angeal growled," Your damn straight you are dead!"

Zack shrieked in surprise," Angeal! i didnt mean to make this mess!"

Angeal sighed," What were you trying to do?"

Zack grinned glad to get his blood thirsty mentor's mind off the mess," I was making the girls a cola cake!"

Angeal frowned," A cola cake? What all did you add?"

Zack looked in to the now empty bowl," I added what the cake box said and then i added some corn starch to make it thicker and then i added the cola, it needed something else to make it better so i added a tin of mementos."

Angeal's eyes widened," You do not add corn starch, and defiantly not Mementos with cola! And how did you even get the explosion that big?"

Zack looked up," I honestly dont know."

Angeal saw red as he lunged over the counter to try and get to Zack so he could smash his head in. Zack put his Soldier skills to good use... He ran as though Sephiroth was after him. When Angeal gets mad their is no survivors.

Zack ran down the hallways shouting over his shoulder to Angeal," Run run as fast as you can you cant catch me i am the ginger bread man!"

Angeal roared," Just wait until i catch you! I will shove you in my blender push puree and bake you into a pie and feed you to president Shinra!"

The Turks overheard that as the two ran past them. Tseng looked up from his newspaper," Reno, make a note not to accept any pies from the Soldier members."

Reno whistled," Yo man, they say us Turks are bad, at least we dont threaten to bake other people and feed them to the man that signs our pay checks."

Cissnei asked," Sir, do you think we should help him?"

Tseng shook his head," Today is our day off."

THANKS FOR READING! REVIEW, ALERT AND FAVORITE^.^ ALSO TO LET EVERYONE KNOW, THEIR IS SUCH THING AS A COLA CAKE AND ONLY ZACK CAN MAKE SOMETHING LIKE THAT HAPPEN^.^ IT DOESNT WORK THAT GOOD WITH THE MEMENTOS. BUT IT DOES REACT IF DONE RIGHT! I SPENT HOURS WORKING ON THAT( WHILE WRITING THIS FIC)