Ganondorf: Time to wake up everybody~

Everyone: Zzzzzzzz…

Ganonfork(heheh): WAKE UP! *warlock punches some random person/thing, which happens to be Alpha*

Alpha: CHUUUUU! *uses thunder*

Ganondorf: MOMMA! *dies*

Alpha: Now that he's dead, we can all get up.

Link: Woooo! Best. Prank. Ever.

Alpha: Let's get on with this.

rainbowkitteh

Ohhh this is gonna be goood :3

Okay let's start with truths!

Pit: I question your looks. Are you really just a girl who got gender bended?

Link: Do you have a mental disorder?

Marth: Why do you look so GAAAAAYYY?

Now on to the dares!

Ness: I dare you to put on a very long red dress of any kind and run around in public for a half hour.

Mr. Gay men watch: Give someone you hate a paper cut with your paper thin body.

Ike: I want you to tie Alpha in chains, put her in a cage, then in a box and lock her in the closet for two hours.

Alpha: Go get yourself a snack before Ike locks you up.

MuahahaaHAHAHAHAH! I love power.

Alpha: *noms on* Yaaay. Pit, rainbowkitteh questions your looks, are you really just a girl who got gender bended?

Pit: What kind of question is that!

Alpha: Just answer it before I rip off you wings and sell them on eBay

Pit: NO, I'm not a girl that got gender bended!

*random lie detector goes off*

Everyone: *stares*

Pit: *walks away in embarrassment*

Alpha: Okaayyy? Does Link have a mental disorder?

Link: No, but Toon Link does.

Toon Link: Do not! *throws him off a cliff into da pit of DEWM*

Snake: … Strong kid.

Alpha: Aren't you supposed to be gone?

Snake: True. *floats away again*

Marth: *stares at the paper like it had just turned into a cranberry*

Alpha: Marth? Answer the question or go to da pit of DEWM.

Marth: I don't look gay. Right Ike?

Ike: *stays quiet*

Marth: What is WRONG with you people? *goes jump into the pit of DEWM but ends up jumping into the magical land of muffins* Hey, I found Link's bow in here!

Link: Told you.

Alpha: … DARE TIME! Ness, do your dare.

Ness: But-

Lucas: Yeah Ness. Do it.

Alpha: Just for that, you have to do it to.

Lucas: But-

Alpha: NOW. *uses her awesome pikachu powers to teleport Ness and Lucas to the big city while wearing very long red low cut dresses.

Ness and Lucas: Run around screaming for a half hour.

G&W: *randomly gives Fox a paper cut*

Alpha: Guess that takes care of that dare. *reads next dare and hands it to Ike*

Ike: Yess!

Alpha: Wait. *goes and eats some ice cream*

Ike: *ties Alpha in chains, puts her in a cage, then in a box and locks her in a closet that popped up out of nowhere for two hours*

Wolf: Who's gonna be the host now?

Toon Link: I guess I will.

Link: No fair.

Toon Link: Don't be a baby. NEXT DARES!

Red: And truths.

Abigal Satoshi xx (I have a feeling this is you just being too lazy to log in)

*giggling* That was quite amusing. I did enjoy that...

Abi - Gosh! Stop talking in that way damnit!

Alright, alright. Yes, I am no longer talking with some seemingly smart words which do not reflect my personality in any way, shape or form...but that is not what you want! YOU WANT TRUTHS AND/OR DARES! and here they are;

TRUTHS!

Link: Have you ever seen the video 'Legend of Link's distractions'? You won't like it :D

Everyone: Heyyyy, who won that game of Go Fish? I'm curious...

Alpha: Who are your least/favourite characters?

DARES!

Fox: Try and find the 'key' to our survival in these reviews...but the journey will be hard and cause you to DIE in the first 3 seconds :D

Red: Compete in a Contest with your pokemon. *hands him some fancy clothes* Here's your outfit! :D

Everyone: DANCE PARTYYY~!

Yeah...My brain shut off somewhere in the midst of this review so sorry for the really crappy dares/truths. Well, I'm off but I'll deffo cya nxt tiem! AS xx ~ nyaa

Toon Link: Link, have yo-

Snake: *magically appears again* YOU'RE BORING. Gimme. Let me do it.

Toon Link: Stop reappearing! *kills him* No reviving him! Rapist…

Link: *having already read the dare using his magical sense* I kinda don't wanna…

Wolf: *puts him in an insane asylum where he is forced to watch it*

Link: *comes back* Awww, family time~

Alpha: *uses her author powers to magically reappear* Wow, that took you guys TWO whole hours to get him to watch that, and it's not even that long.

Link: It reminded me of the time I met Zelda~

Zelda: *backs away slowly*

Alpha: Don't wanna know. Oh, and no one won that game of Go Fish, due to us just dropping the whole thing once Snake floated away.

Popo: *steals the next truth* So who are your favorite and least favorite characters, huh?

Everyone: *stares waiting*

Alpha: 1. Don't stare at me like that. 2. My favorites have to be Toon Link, Link, Zelda, Sheik, Charizard, and Lucario.

All the mentioned above: YES!

Alpha: My least favorites are Nana and Popo, King DeDeDe, R.O.B., Mr. Gay Man Watch, Mario,Ness, Lucas, and I'm not to big a fan of Sonic.

All the mentioned above: *cry*

Alpha: DARE TIME! Fox, read your dare, I'm lazy.

Fox: Try and find the key- *dies*

Alpha: I lied, I read it, and your three seconds are up. Red, compete in a contest with your pokemon, and wear this. *throws him the outfit*

Red and his pokemon: *have an epic contest*

Alpha: And the winner is… KIRBY!

Everyone except for Alpha and Kirby: WHAT?

Kirby: Awww YEAH! Suck it up!

Alpha: *secretly pushes him into da pit of DEWM* Now that that's over, DANCE PARTYY!

Everyone: WOOOOO!

And so everyone danced the night away to random songs that were definitely NOT about cupcakes and the tooth fairy until they all got too drunk to stay awake. Yes, including the kids.


Well, that's about it! Thanks to all the people have reviewed so far. Sorry if this seems rushed or isn't funny, I'm exhausted from band practice. OH OH, aand I REALLY want to add Abi as a host, if that's alright. :D

I am also sorry about any problems with spelling or anything, I had to copy/paste this to document manager due to problems and it messed it up. Big time. Fixed it the best I can~