For the first time in a while Chuck was actually happy to be working at the Buy More. He was looking forward to spending the day fixing computers and forgetting the fact that Sarah was moving into his room that evening. He did smile when he thought of Ellie's reaction to the move. In the three days since Sarah announced it Chuck's sister had been on cloud nine and couldn't stop saying how happy she was for both of them. Chuck felt terrible about lying to Ellie but he knew that there was no help for it. He was hoping that fixing computers and logging invoices would help distract him from his troubles.

Chuck was about 10 steps inside the store when he saw out of the corner of his eye Morgan running toward him. "Chuck!" Morgan shouted. "I need a huge favor from you."

"What is it buddy?" Chuck was little worried by Morgan's frantic tone.

"I need to crash at your place."

"What? Why? Did something happen to your house?" Chuck asked.

"No it's not the house, it's what's happening inside the house that's the problem," Morgan said emphasizing the word inside. When Chuck gave him a confused look Morgan continued, "you know my Mom and Big Mike?"

"Oh yeah." Chuck grimaced at the thought of those two in bed together.

"I mean they're going at it all the time, they're like newlyweds. And the noise, I swear Chuck I didn't think that human beings could make that noise it sounds like two…"

"Whoa way too much information," Chuck said now happy that he'd only had half a bowl of Fruit Loops for breakfast. "And as much as I'd like to help you I can't."

Morgan was shocked, Chuck never failed to help him out in tough situations like this. "Why not?"

Chuck was hesitant to tell Morgan about Sarah moving in. Normally he would have called his best friend immediately with important news like this but he didn't want to see another person close to him get excited about a relationship that wasn't real. "Well you see Sarah is moving in with us and I don't think there's enough space for the five people to sleep in the apartment."

"I understand buddy," Morgan said dejectedly and started walking away. After a few steps he seemed to actually process what Chuck said. Turning around quickly he yelled "Hey wait a second did you just say that Sarah was moving in with you?" Chuck nodded at Morgan and gave his best friend an uncomfortable grin. "Well congratulations buddy. I am so proud of you!" He then gave Chuck a Morgan Hug which consisted of the little bearded man jumping on Chuck and wrapping his legs around the taller man's waist.

"Grimes! Why're you causing this ruckus?" Chuck and Morgan turned and were surprised to see Big Mike standing right next to them with a half eaten donut in his hand. How did a 300 pound man with a loud voice sneak up on me? Chuck thought.

"Sorry Big Mike. Chuck just told me that he's moving in with Sarah and I got a little excited."

"Is that true Bartowski?"

"Yes it is Big Mike," Chuck answered.

Hearing Chuck confirm the news Big Mike looked at him with a new level of respect and then chuckled. "Well I don't know how you do it but congratulations. Just don't let Blondie wear you out too much. Oh and Grimes keep your voice down we are actually trying to sell things." Big Mike slapped Chuck on the shoulder which caused the tall nerd to wince and headed back toward his office and more donuts.

Chuck was still rubbing his right shoulder a few moments later when Jeff and Lester came up to him. "What was that all about?" Lester asked.

Before Chuck or Morgan could answer Jeff said, "Yeah Big Mike hasn't been yelling as much since he started doing Morgan's mom." Morgan, Chuck, and even Lester gave Jeff dirty looks. For some reason every employee at the store had a tough time processing the mental image of Big Mike having sex, it was just too disturbing.

Finally Morgan answered. "Well Chuck just told me that Sarah is moving in with him and I got a little excited and started shouting. Big Mike just told me to tone it down a little."

Jeff and Lester looked at Chuck with a combination of amazement and hero worship. When Chuck saw their strange looks he asked, "What? Sarah and have been co err dating for more than a year. It can't be that surprising that she's moving in with me." Thankfully no one noticed that he almost called it cover dating.

Lester looked down with a little shame. "You see Charles Jeff and I always thought that Sarah was, uh how do I put this delicately… completely out of your league. We even made a bet with Anna that Sarah would dump you by Christmas of 07."

"Boy were we wrong!" Jeff said with an inappropriate wink toward Chuck. Lester then started laughing loudly to cover up his awkwardness.

"Yeah thanks for the vote of confidence guys," Chuck said sarcastically. Just remember, it isn't there fault that they're complete morons he thought.

"No problem," Jeff answered. He moved a little closer to Chuck and asked in a kind of quiet voice, "Chuck man what's your secret?"

"Secret to what?"

"You scoring all these hot chicks. In the last year I've seen you with Sarah, the sandwich girl, and that hot brunette at the restaurant. How do you do it?" Lester and Jeff were clearly interested and even Morgan looked curious about Chuck's answer.

When Chuck looked at the expectant faces in front of him he had the odd desire to actually give the two losers some helpful advice. Like I'm a good person to ask about romance he thought. I don't care what she says about Morgan, Sarah and I do have the strangest relationship in LA. After a minute or two of thinking he gave the best answer he could. "I don't know guys maybe you should just be yourselves. That's all I did to attract Sarah."

Jeff and Lester looked disappointed but Morgan grinned. He knew that his best buddy didn't have to do anything crazy to attract women. "That's right Chuck's the man." He gave him a enthusiastic high five and Chuck cracked a big smile for the first time that morning. Might as well get in the spirit of things Chuck thought. "So when's the lady moving in?"

"Tonight actually, she's going to pick up the rest of her stuff and bring it over to the apartment."

"So no call of duty tonight?" Morgan once again looked a little disappointed but not overly so.

"Afraid not," Chuck said. "What about Thursday night I think we're both off."

"Perfect. You know Chuck there this new place called Bill and Dave's in Hollywood that has an all you can eat buffett and two hours of video games for $9.99. We can go there to celebrate."

"Sounds good buddy," Chuck said. He chuckled to himself when he remembered telling Sarah that he trusted Morgan's recommendation for any food under $10.

"Yeah we're in too," Jeff and Lester chimed in. Both Chuck and Morgan rolled their eyes but just shrugged as if to say what can you do.

Morgan was about to mention the details when Emmett Millbarge walked up to the little group. "You can discuss you dinner plans later gentlemen. Now you have customers to service and computers to fix so get at it."

Even though there was only four customers in the store the group dispersed and with the exception of Chuck went about their daily routines of doing as little work as possible.