Team of Demons

By: Sheltie


I don't own Naruto at all


A/N: here's the third chap. This one is the finals and will have some messed up shit in it. And some lemons too. You've been warned.


Chapter 3

It was the day of the finals, everyone in the village was buzzing about the match ups. In the stadium was the four. Gaara was mediating, Yugito flirting with Naruto and he was flirting back. Fu had her nose deep into Icha Icha since she saw the porn reading jounin reading it and wanted to read it. She found it smutty good fun, and yes, those were her exact words to describe the book. The other competitors were there except the Uchiha.

Soon the proctor came and the finals began after a speech done by the Hokage.

The first match was Gaara facing the Hyuga, Neji.

Neji began rambling on and on about fate, but Gaara ignored him. Soon the match began. They both stood there waiting for the other.

"Well, are you going to attack or does fate tell you that you're a pussy bitch?" Gaara asked.

Neji's eyes bulged as he activated his bloodline.

/Scene Break/

"Huh, for Gaara to call someone names, he must have an ax to grind" Naruto commented.

Yugito was draped all over Naruto wiggling and withering against him as she watched the match.

"I agree, he usually not one for trash talk" Yugito said.

Fu said nothing as she was too engrossed in her book. She was already on the third one.

The other genin looked at them with various looks.

Temari looked jealous of Yugito. A lazy boy grumbled about this all being troublesome. Another boy with a big coat and sunglasses just adjusted his glasses, but said nothing. The cat suit wearing boy looked jealous of the sight of Naruto and Yugito and wondered why he could never get a girl like that.

/Scene Break/

Back on the field Neji was panting hard. Every attack he made Gaara would block with a wall of sand. Neji couldn't find a way around it and it was frustrating him.

"What's the problem, the pole in your ass getting too uncomfortable?" Gaara asked.

Neji charged in recklessly.

Gaara grabbed Neji by the waist with his sand and held him. He then pulled down the Hyuga's pants and then created a sand pole and shoved it up Neji's ass. Then began to sodomized the Hyuga prodigy in front of everyone in the stadium.

"OH FUCK YEAH!" Neji screamed.

/Scene Break/

In the stands everyone was shocked at the sight, many were thinking, the Hyuga prodigy is gay! The Hyuga clan looked pissed at be the supposed prodigy of theirs being beaten so easily and then having him scream in pleasure at being sodomized.

/Scene Break/

In the competitors box there was shocked looks as well.

"Huh, so the Hyuga likes it in the ass" Naruto commented.

"I knew it" Yugito said.

Fu again was too engrossed in her book to say a thing. She was now on the fourth book. She was really liking the series.

/Scene Break/

Gaara was still working the sand made pole in and out of Neji's ass. It was then pulled out and Neji whined about losing it. Gaara then used his sand and slammed Neji to the ground so hard the Hyuga created a massive crater. Neji was knocked out with a perverted grin on his face.

"Winner: Gaara" the proctor announced.

The next match was the lazy boy and Temari. Naruto moved to Temari and whispered something in her ear before she left the box. She smiled eagerly and leapt down full of energy. He then went back to Yugito.

"What did you say to her?" Yugito asked.

"I'd take her sweet pussy if she won" Naruto said.

"Oh, do I get to taste her first hand as well. She was good off your fingers, but I want it from the source" Yugito said.

Naruto just nodded.

Yugito purred with pleasure.

Fu again was still reading and now on the sixth book.

Gaara had retuned to the box and leaned against the rail to watch the match.

The match went quickly. Temari was utterly ruthless and the lazy boy had no chance. He ended up on his ass totally beaten. He was battered and bruised all over and it looked like he had gone through the wringer several times. It seemed amazing that the lazy boy was still alive given how brutal Temari was kicking his ass. It looked like Temari really wanted to get fucked by Naruto and would do anything for it.

"Winner: Temari" the proctor announced a bit shocked at how ruthless the girl was at beating the boy.

The entire stadium was also shocked at the sight. The rookie genin sitting with their senseis had their jaws dropped. The jounin with them were totally shocked too. Where the hell did this Suna girl get the energy to beat all colors of shit out of the Nara.

The next match was the boy in the cat suit facing off the boy in the big coat. The cat suit boy forfeited the match. Next was Fu's match against a boy named Dosu. Dosu of course didn't appear giving Fu a free pass. Fu was happy since she was just getting to the good part and didn't want to stop reading.

Yugito's match was against a waterfall nin. Yugito gave the waterfall nin a saucy grin and that messed up the waterfall nin. Yugito used her wiles to beat the waterfall nin. She started to do a little striptease as music played no one knew where the music came from, but Fu had pulled out a boom box as she kept reading and that's where the music came from. She knocked him out with a massive nosebleed. Though that also took out most of the males in the stadium and a couple females that leaned that too.

The proctor was knocked out too. So Yugito smirked and sauntered back up to the competitor's box. She had just finished dressing and winked at Naruto. A lot of the women and kunoichi were glaring at Yugito for that stunt. Though the kunoichi knew this was a legal tactic for a kunoichi to use. The civilian women thought that it was just disgusting. It was a fifteen-minute period of nothing til everyone male arose from their unconscious states and wiped the copious amounts of blood from their noses. All the males remembered of the match was a hot blond stripping in front of them. Well, they were sure she was blond. They weren't sure since they had their eyes somewhere else.

The next match was Naruto vs. the Uchiha. Thanks to the 15-minute lull the Uchiha arrived on time. The match began and the Uchiha turned on his Sharingan.

"Are you sure you want to use that, the last time you did you were about to ass rape a guy?" Naruto asked.

The Uchiha glared at Naruto.

"I am an Uchiha, you're nothing to me" he boasted.

This of course got roars of approval from the crowd.

"Okay, ass lover, your move" Naruto said with a shrug.

The Uchiha charged in and Naruto vanished just as the Uchiha went to strike him. Naruto appeared behind the Uchiha.

"Too slow" Naruto said with a yawn.

The Uchiha growled and charged at Naruto again. And again Naruto vanished and appeared away from the Uchiha. Naruto then did kage bushin and the Uchiha was surrounded by hundreds of clones.

"You think this can beat me, an Uchiha" the Uchiha said boastfully.

"Maybe this will" Naruto said with a foxy smirk.

Soon all the clones transformed and they all looked like Sasuke's brother, Itachi.

"Hello little brother, I've had more ass than you had. You can never beat me. When you've fucked one ass I've already fucked five" an Itachi said.

The Uchiha raged.

"Shut up Itachi, I'll show you who can fuck the most asses. I'll fuck more asses than you could ever grab!" he roared.

This stunned the entire crowd in the stadium. They weren't sure what to think hearing all of this. But the common thought was, our precious Uchiha is gay!

/Scene Break/

Lemons Scene Ahead

Naruto himself had placed himself away from the scene. He also made sure when his clones dispelled he wouldn't get the memories. He had a plan for that. So where was Naruto? He was right now molesting a very willing Temari. He had grabbed Temari from the box without anyone, but his team knowing it. Yugito of course followed.

Now they were on a cloud Yugito created. The cloud was as solid as a bed, but still had that soft cushy feeling a cloud was supposed to have. Temari was out of her clothes. Her pussy being eaten out by Yugito while she had a mouth full of Naruto. She was sucking off Naruto as her pussy being eaten. Her moans just vibrate though Naruto's meat. Naruto pumped his rod in and out of Temari's mouth loving how her tongue swirled around his length. His hand ran through her hair undoing the ties that kept her four ponytails in place. She was a pretty good cocksucker.

Yugito was enjoying munching on Temari's cunt. She tasted a whole lot fucking better from the source. Yugito nuzzled her nose against Temari's clit and this caused the Suna girl to erupt with juices. Yugito lapped them up.

Naruto was gently fucking Temari's face and soon he came almost drowning Temari in his come. She had to pull out and the last couple squirts hit her face. She was panting hard with glazed eyes. Yugito moved away and Naruto got in position and with his still hard cock he pushed into Temari. She moaned loudly as she was being stretched, it felt like Naruto was splitting her apart.

Yugito licked off all of the come on Temari's face and then kissed her hard her tongue entering Temari's mouth. Temari began kissing back. The two girls kissed as Naruto began fucking Temari.

No one except Gaara and Fu knew this was going on. Yugito's cloud was invisible to everyone else.

/Scene Break/

Back on the field everyone in the stadium was watching such a sight of horror. Before them was their beloved Uchiha trying to pillage all of the asses of the Itachis around him. He had his pants down and his tiny shrimp wobbling about.

After each time he finishes, which isn't very long the Itachi would disappear. Their memories would divert from going to Naruto and head to Neji instead. Who was in the hospital wing grinning as he had such amazing dreams.

/Scene Break/

Back up on the cloud Temari was in a hell of a lot of pleasure as Naruto kept pumping his cock in and out of her tight twat.

"Oh fuck yes, more Naruto more. Please fuck me harder, faster. Oh fucking gods yes! FUCK!" Temari screamed as she came again.

Naruto kept going til he spewed his load deep inside Temari's quim. He then pulled out and Yugito latched on and cleaned him off tasting the Temari/Naruto cocktail. Once they finished they got cleaned up and dressed and reappeared in the box. Temari had a shit-eating grin on her face as she tried to stay upright. She had to use her fan as a crutch to keep from falling over. Her knees were still weak from the reckoning she had gotten. The competitors were still shocked at the sight below them in the arena. They couldn't turn away from the sickening sight like the rest of the stadium.

End of Lemon Scene

"So how long has he been at it?" Naruto asked not even paying any attention to the scene down in the arena.

"He's not even halfway through the clones and he wearing down" Gaara said also not paying much attention to what was going on down below.

"I see, maybe I put too many clones in" Naruto said with a slight frown.

"Nonsense" Fu said, who was finally finished reading the entire Icha Icha series.

/Scene Break/

Back on the field The Uchiha was lagging. He was getting plain exhausted.

"Is that all you got little brother, that's pathetic. I would've been already been through all these asses and still have the energy to keep fucking several more pillowy buns," an Itachi said.

"Fuck you, I'll get to your ass when I am done with this one" the tired Uchiha said.

He never made it as he fell to the ground totally spent.

"Pathetic little brother" the Itachis said then disappeared.

Naruto reappeared on the field looking like he had been all there along though he wasn't.

"Proctor, call the match" he said.

The proctor like everyone was stunned and quite disturbed too. He'd never look at the last Uchiha the same way ever again. Nor would he ever turn his back on him either. Neither will anyone in the stadium. Not to mention the nightmares everyone would have to witnessing the horrible sight.

"Um, winner: Naruto" he said.

There was no applause everyone was still so traumatized from what they just witnessed.

Even those in the kage box weren't moving.

Orochimaru, who was disguised as the Kazekage was disturbed. He wanted to make the Uchiha is next vessel because of the Sharingan, but he was now having second thoughts after seeing this, and what he witnessed in the prelims a month ago. He was too stunned to even call upon the invasion he had planned.

Hidden Kabuto had signaled the invasion since the ass fucking hadn't affected him at all. Hell, he was licking his lips at the sight. He knew he just had to make the Uchiha his whore. But first he'd have to do something about that speck the Uchiha called his dick. But he had special Swedish pumps and certain growth pills to aid that endeavor.

Soon everyone in the stadium went to sleep. The shinobi had almost fallen too, but became alert and fought off the genjutsu. The invasion had begun.

The Demon team looked around at the chaos.

"I'll take care of the snake" Gaara said then vanished.

The others moved too with Naruto heading to where the Hokage was nabbed. He found a barrier in his way and snorted. But before he even made one move to step through that barrier he saw something that diverted his attention. He smirked seeing a redhead. He walked over to her. She was crouching down maintaining her part of the barrier.

Lemon Scene

"Hey there, you look like you need some relief" Naruto said.

The redhead looked at Naruto.

"Fuck you asshole" she growled.

"I think I will" Naruto said with a grin.

He then ripped off the redhead's pants and repositioned her so she was still holding the barrier, but he had a clear shot at her pussy. He placed two fingers into her cunt to get her ready.

The redhead groaned.

"Fuck, what the hell are you doing shit head?" she asked as she tried to fight back the immense pleasure she was feeling.

Naruto ignored her question as he kept working his fingers in and out. He could feel how damn tight she was and that must've meant it's been a long damn time since she had gotten any. Once she was sufficiently wet enough he dropped his pants.

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT!" the redhead shouted as she saw the size of Naruto.

Naruto then rammed his entire rod into the redhead. The redhead shouted out loudly.

"OH MY MOTHERFUCKING GOD! YOU'RE SO DAMN BIG INSIDE ME! FUCK ME, FUCK ME WITH YOUR GODDAMN HORSE COCK! FUCK MY PUSSY HARD AND GOOD! FUCK IT, POUND IT, BEAT THE LIVING FUCKING SHIT OUT OF IT!" the redhead screamed.

This had everyone on the roof turn to the scene. Their eyes glued as Naruto began to viciously pound in and out of the redhead's cunt. She was screaming and loudly moaning her great approval. All the men there just stared at the sight getting great nosebleeds. Some had rocketed back due to the sheer pressure of their nosebleeds. They laid now unconscious with perverted smiles. Others who were a bit stronger will were just leaking a lot of blood from their noses.

Naruto meanwhile wasn't paying any attention at all. He was enjoying fucking this tight cunt. He then wanted more. So he ripped off the redhead's top and chest wraps to reveal she was fucking stacked with a C close to D cup chest. Naruto cupped the luscious tits pulling the hard nipples, playing with the lovely globes as he kept giving the redhead the best fuck she's ever had.

This caused the rest of the males to get jettisoned by their nosebleeds and go into a perverted unconscious state. The only ones standing were Orochimaru and three others. Those three others were male members of the Sound Four. Yes, they were gay and were all lovers to each other.

"Such a tight little cunt, what's your name my lovely fire crotch?" Naruto asked.

"T-T-T-T-TAYUYA, OH FUCKING GODS YES! FUCK ME SO FUCKING HARD YES!" the redhead shouted.

The barrier was now gone, but no one made a move since they were all passed out or for the gay ones they were disgusted and began reading their gay mags to get rid of the vile scene before them.

Orochimaru himself was a gay pedo, but seeing the sight in front of him. One of his bodyguards getting her brains fucked out. He was just stunned. He looked down at his sensei and saw that pervert grin on his unconscious face. He knew he could easily kill his old teacher, but where was the fun in that. He wanted to fight his old sensei, taunt him, gloat, do his evil villain monologue, but that was all gone now. This made the snake sannin begin to pout and then threw a temper tantrum at not getting his way. He was on ground crying, banging his fists on the rooftop whining about how it wasn't fair.

"Here it comes Tayuya" Naruto grunted feeling his release.

"OH YEAH SHOT THAT WHITE HOT COME INTO MY NEEDY PUSSY! I WANT IT, I NEED IT! SHOOT IT DEEP IN ME YOU HORSE COCKED MOTHERFUCKER!" Tayuya screamed.

She had already came many, many times already. Her entire cunt was covered with her juices. They ran down her legs, which were as weak as a newborn fawn's. Naruto fired his load deep inside Tayuya and she moaned in delight.

Naruto then pulled out and turned her around and he kissed her mouth and she kissed back.

"You're now my Fire Brand, understood?" he asked.

"Yes master. I am your Fire Brand, you can fuck me whenever, wherever" Tayuya said glassy eyed.

"Good, now lets go" Naruto said then he vanished with Tayuya.

End of Lemon Scene

/Scene Break/

Yugito had been grabbed by Temari and taken away for safekeeping as well as Yugito wanted some more one-on-one time with the Suna kunoichi. Fu had just left. She knew she wasn't needed any more here.

In the village Gaara took care of the huge snake by crushing it with a huge wave of sand that swallowed the summons. The Konoha shinobi as well as the Sound and Suna nin was shocked seeing the sight, but Gaara disappeared as soon as his job was done.

/Scene Break/

Back at camp Naruto dropped a still naked Tayuya on the ground. Kin emerged from a tent and rushed over.

"Tayuya, are you alright?" she asked.

"Kin, that you?" Tayuya asked still dazed by her amazing fuck she just had.

Kin just nodded.

"Melody Bell, take Fire Brand to get some clothes. Make sure they match her perfectly" Naruto ordered.

"Yes Master" Kin said bowing to Naruto then helping Tayuya to the tent.

Now how did Kin survive when she was supposed to be killed as a part of Orochimaru's plan to use a forbidden jutsu to raise the dead to do his bidding. It was easy Naruto got Kin out before that and replaced Kin with seal that Fu created to make it look like Kin. It was better than a henge really. Naruto had no clue who the person was. He just needed some to replace Kin. So anyone would do.

Soon Gaara, Yugito with Temari and Fu appeared.

"All done?" Naruto asked.

"Yes, it's done" Gaara said.

"Great, I am going to celebrate with Temari here. Don't wait up" Yugito said pulling Temari to her tent.

Temari had a glazed over look at the thought of Yugito eating her out again.

Fu shook her head and soon began to start a fire and make some lunch. None of them had eaten in a while.

Gaara headed to his tent to take a nap. Naruto headed for his tent.

Warning Lemon Scene Ahead

When Naruto entered his tent he found Kin sitting there. Tayuya's outfit wasn't much different than what she had worn before. The main different was that Naruto could vanish her clothing via certain hand signs and only he could do it since the clothing was locked onto his chakra only. Plus her top didn't bind her huge rack like it did before. She had her flute by her side as well as her weapons pouch too. Her long red hair was tied in a ponytail.

"Nicely done my Melody Bell" Naruto complimented.

"Thank you Master" Kin said happily.

"Now, what are we going to do with ugly birth mark on you?" Naruto asked seeing Tayuya's curse mark.

"This, that fucker Orochimaru marked me with one his curse marks. There's no fucking way to get rid of it" Tayuya said.

"Never say never my Fire Brand. I think I know a great way to get rid of it" Naruto said with a lecherous smile.

Tayuya and Kin shivered. They were getting wet at the pheromones he was pumping out.

"Strip, the both of you" Naruto ordered.

Kin and Tayuya removed their clothes. Kin had nice perky B cup tits with her nipples already hard. Her body was trim and fit with her bush shaved bald and drooling with arousal.

Naruto stripped out of his clothes showing off his beast of a member that was already erect.

"Now, Melody Bell since Fire Brand has already had a go you get the first round. Get on me and ride me" Naruto ordered.

Kin moved quickly as possible and lowered herself down. She moaned loudly as she felt Naruto's cock split and fill her up completely. Tayuya was jealous since she wanted another fucking go.

"Fire Brand, come here and sit on my face so I can eat that delicious cunt" Naruto barked out.

Tayuya hopped up and lowered her cunt over Naruto's mouth.

Soon both girls were riding Naruto's two appendages. They moaned as they began to kiss each other. Their hands began caressing one another's bodies playing with each other's lovely mounds.

"Motherfucking shit. Eat my goddamn cunt. Eat it!" Tayuya wailed.

Kin had moved her head down and was suckling Tayuya's massive tits. Tayuya moaned as she held on to Kin's head to keep her in place as she rocked back and forth on Naruto's head.

Naruto thrusted upwards with his hips trying to get as deep inside Kin as he could while he tongue fucked Tayuya.

Kin was humping Naruto for all he was worth. She had been dying to have this cock for so long and was so happy to finally have it. It felt so snug in her tight little pussy and she did her best to make it a nice fucking home for it. She squeezed and massaged it with her cunt wall making Naruto groan into Tayuya's steamy quim.

/Scene Break/

In Yugito's tent Yugito and Temari were in a classic 69 position eating each other out moaning in great pleasure as they used their hands, mouth, tongue and teeth to get each other off. Already they've been at it as soon as Yugito pulled Temari into her tent. Yugito tore out of her clothes then ripped off Temari's and began to feast on the Suna girl's lovely tits and pussy. Temari returned the favor by doing the same and soon they were in the 69 they are now in.

"Oh fuck, you sure know how to eat pussy Temari" Yugito moaned.

Temari said nothing as she buried her face into Yugito's cunt slurping and licking wildly. This drove Yugito wild as she yowled in utter pleasure. Temari's face was doused with Yugito juice. She pulled up red faced, but pleased by her handiwork.

"Fuck, that was damn amazing" Yugito said then began working on Temari's dripping twat.

Temari's moaning screams filled the tent.

/Scene Break/

Back in Naruto's tent Kin was riding Naruto hard and fast. She was moaning and arching her back giving Tayuya a great opportunity to feast on Kin's tits. She did have a bit of trouble with Kin's frantic movements so Tayuya grabbed a hold of the two mounds and began to grope and manipulate them in a bit of a rough way. Pinching and twitting Kin's hard nubs. But it just fired Kin up even more.

Naruto was munching away on Tayuya's cunt licking and sucking out the entire slit with his bottom teeth moving and grazing Tayuya's clit.

"OH FUCKING GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, HERE IT COMES!" Tayuya screamed.

Naruto's mouth and face was almost drowned with Tayuya's juices.

As for Kin her wild bouncing was getting wilder and more frantic and she finally slammed herself down with Naruto ramming upwards. They both came. Kin let out a high shrill scream as she came. She could feel Naruto's seed spray the inside of her cunt. She just fell in love with feeling Naruto erupt inside her.

After that Tayuya tackled Kin knocking her off Naruto and slurped Naruto's seed out of Kin making Kin come again. Then the two girls switched. Tayuya on Naruto's cock and Kin getting eaten out by Naruto. They went at it til they all came. Then Naruto took care of Tayuya's mark by pushing his chakra into the curse mark burning it off. He did this by putting his hand over the mark and expelling his chakra through his hand into the mark. It left Tayuya with a scar, but Naruto licked and sucked it til Tayuya loved her new mark.

End of Lemon Scene

/Scene Break/

Soon everyone exited their tents Naruto, Kin, Tayuya Temari and Yugito dressed and wearing the biggest 'I've had the best fucking sex ever' grins. Gaara yawned and stretched after exiting his tent. Fu had a giant banquet ready for them.

"Shit Fu" Naruto commented.

"Knew you'd be hungry after all you done" Fu said.

Soon everyone ate with Yugito, Temari, Naruto, Kin and Tayuya eating most of the food. They used a lot of energy. Fu and Gaara ate their share then when the meal was done Naruto ordered Kin and Tayuya back to his tent with Temari following them. When they were gone it was time to get down to business.

"So what's going on?" Naruto asked.

"I've checked into things while I was cooking. I had several clones to see what was going on" Fu said.

"And?" Yugito asked.

"It appears Konoha has survived the invasion, they are now rebuilding. The Hokage is going to step down and have one of his students take over" Fu said.

"Who is it?" Gaara asked.

"Tsunade Senju, the Slug Queen and one of the legendary sannin" Fu said.

"Huh, where has she been?" Naruto asked.

"Apparently she left the village after her lover Dan died as well as her little brother Nawaki. She has been hopping from one place to the other gambling and drinking" Fu said.

"Huh, she sounds interesting" Naruto said.

"No other comments?" Gaara asked.

"Nah, a bit too old for me" Naruto said.

"She's supposed to be traveling with a companion. A woman named Shizune" Fu said.

"Really, how old is she?" Naruto asked curiously.

"Wanting to add another?" Gaara asked.

"Possibly" Naruto said in a non-committal tone.

"Well, I don't have any recent picture. So if want to know what she looks like we're going to have to follow Jiraiya the Toad sage another of the legendary sannin as well as the author of the best series ever, Icha Icha" Fu said as she presented the book and bowed to it. It looked like a holy light shone upon on the book. But if you noticed it you'd see Fu had activated a spotlight on the book as a heavenly choir started. Which Fu had played just for this reason.

Yugito, Naruto and Gaara ignored Fu's behavior.

"So I'm thinking of a road trip" Naruto said.

"Oh, by yourself?" Yugito asked.

"Why not?" Naruto asked.

"And what will we be doing?" Gaara asked.

"I am sure you can think of a way. A certain dark blue haired beauty that's caught your attention" Naruto said with a smirk.

Gaara's usually blank face turned a pink hue.

Yugito giggled as this since it was rare to even get Gaara blush. She pulled out a camera and snapped a shot before the pink coloring disappeared from Gaara's cheeks. Fu just smiled, she was glad that Gaara seemed to have found someone.

"Moving on, what are we going to do while you're gone?" Gaara asked now with his blush gone.

"You guys can figure that out. I'm gone" Naruto said then disappeared.

There was sighs then Yugito stretched as she got up.

"Well I am going to get to know Naruto's two new girls" she said then walked over to Naruto's tent.

Soon there were sounds coming from out of the tent. Very loud moans and groans became the norm. Fu sighed and walked over and activated the seals so she couldn't hear the sounds. She then headed back to her tent and began re-reading the Icha Icha series. She knew she needed to do something, then a smiled appeared on her face.

Gaara decided to meditate and went back to his tent to do just that.

/Scene Break/

A few days later Naruto was on his way to follow the toad sage when he sensed someone. He turned to find Fu. He was curious as to why she was here.

"Fu, what's going on?" he asked.

"I decided to come with you. Someone needs to keep you in line" Fu said.

"Hey, I don't need to be leashed" Naruto said.

"No, but you sometimes needs someone to help you stay on track. You sometimes stray when you see something that needs a fucking" Fu said.

"Fine, you're right, but I've been good during our time in Konoha" Naruto said outing a bit.

"You have and I am here to make sure you don't stray" Fu said.

Naruto kept pouting, but knew she was right. Sure, he was a good leader and could get the job done, but sometimes when he spotted a hot little number he just had to go and bang her brains out leaving the rest of the team in the lurch at times. It doesn't happen very often, but it could get annoying. That was the reason Yugito marked Naruto as her mate hoping he'd settle down. But that didn't work at all, but Yugito wasn't totally upset since she was getting a lot of delicious cream to drink now.

So Naruto and Fu headed off following the toad sage on his search for Tsunade Senju.

/Scene Break/

They both made it to a hotel that Jiraiya was at they stayed in a room close by.

"So what's the real reason you came with me?" Naruto asked.

Both were sharing a room together.

"What do you mean Naruto?" Fu asked.

"Come on Fu, I know you. Yeah, you're here to keep me from following my pecker, but there's something else too. Spill" Naruto said.

"Fine. I am a big fan of Jiraiya's books and want his autograph" Fu said.

Naruto just nodded.

Soon there was a knock on their door and they got curious. Naruto went to answer it as Fu stood off to the side. When Naruto opened the door he found two men there. One was tall and blue with razor sharp shark looking teeth and gills while the other looked like an older non-emo looking Uchiha.

"Can I help you gentlemen?" Naruto asked.

"Naruto Uzumaki, you're coming with us" the Uchiha looking one said.

"Dude I know I look damn hot and everything, but I don't stroke kunais" Naruto said.

"Hey Itachi, did he just call us gay?" the blue one asked.

"Yes, yes he did" Itachi said.

Naruto quickly read Itachi's mind.

"So you're Itachi Uchiha, the one who slaughtered his entire clan leaving only his brother alive. That brother who has turned into a gay emo who loves fucking ass" Naruto said.

Neither Itachi nor the blue gilled guy said a thing until a person appeared.

"ITACHI!"

The three turned to see the Uchiha standing there with his Sharingan active.

"Speak and the ass fucker appears" Naruto said.

"YOU!" the Uchiha screamed as he saw Naruto.

"Hey Uchiha, found any fresh ass to hump or are you out?" Naruto asked.

The Uchiha screamed as a ball of pure lightning appeared in his hand. He then charged at Naruto. He had been embarrassed in the Chunin exams and Naruto was going to pay. That anger had overpowered his own vengeance against his brother.

Naruto saw the ball of lightning and looked disinterested. He disappeared and appeared in front of the Uchiha. He grabbed the Uchiha's wrist that had the lightning and snapped it like a twig. The Uchiha screamed in horrible pain as his jutsu disappeared. Naruto then threw the Uchiha against the wall. Making the Uchiha hit the wall with a sickening crunch.

"Pitiful Uchiha, that jutsu is powerful and yet you have no control over it" Naruto said.

It was true. Though the Uchiha knew the jutsu he didn't really know the jutsu and how to really control it while he was angry. It was an erratic ball of lightning and could've hurt anyone including the user.

Itachi watched all of this curiously he then turned to his partner to find he as knocked out by a green haired girl.

"Che, too easy. I just showed him a freaking picture of a naked mermaid and he passed out. Mermaids don't even fucking exist" Fu said.

Itachi couldn't believe how easily his partner had been knocked out. He was about to attack Fu when she pulled out something. It was a picture, a graphic picture of two guys doing it. Itachi paused, but didn't react.

"You're not gay like your brother, huh, interesting" Fu said as she pulled the picture away then pulled out something else.

That happened to be a personal CD walkman. She placed the headphones on Itachi's ears and played the disc. Soon Itachi was blown back by a powerful nosebleed.

Naruto appeared by Fu and looked at her then at the bloody scene.

"What did you do?" he asked.

"I just played a book on disc of Icha Icha: Desert Paradise Harem Edition" Fu said.

"They have book on disc?" Naruto asked.

"Yup, much better than reading since there is a narrator along with actors doing the speaking parts. Plus, they just make the sex scenes oh the much hotter. I don't know how many times I rubbed one out when listening to it" Fu said.

"A fan of my work I am so proud to meet you."

The two turned to find Jiraiya walking towards them. He then paused and saw the scene and then looked at the two.

"Did you two do this?" he asked.

"I just took out the moody prick over there" Naruto pointing to the Uchiha, "Fu took care of fish man and Itachi."

"How the hell did you take out two S class missing nin?" Jiraiya asked.

"Simple. Both are perverts. I just showed fish man a picture of a naked mermaid he got a nosebleed and passed out. I showed Itachi a picture of two guys humping each other then found he wasn't gay like his brother is and played him a chapter from one of your books and boom, nosebleed city" Fu said as she showed off her CD walkman.

Jiraiya was as shocked as he was impressed. He then saw they had no headbands at all signifying they had no village.

"What's your names?" he asked.

But before either Naruto or Fu could answer Jiraiya was knocked to the ground by a fist along with a mighty shout.

"DYNAMIC ENTRY!"

After that Naruto and Fu saw the weird green spandex wearing man. He apologized profusely to Jiraiya about attacking him and then explained that Itachi and Kisame, the fish man, had appeared in Konoha and they attacked the one-eyed jounin named Kakashi. The Uchiha found out about his brother and it was up to the spandex wearing man to take the Uchiha back.

As this was going on Naruto and Fu noticed that Itachi and Kisame had left. They must've recovered and left before getting caught. They shrugged, they could deal with them later.

Later outside the village the green spandex wearing man left with the Uchiha under his arm. When he left Jiraiya turned to Naruto and Fu.

"Okay, back to where we were before we were interrupted. Who are you two?" he asked.

End of Chapter


A/N: and that's the end of this chap. I apologize for traumatizing you this chap. But I did warn you. Thanks for reading and please review.