Disclaimer: As per usual, I don't own The Fairly Oddparents or Hey Arnold!


To: tellmeimpretty

Wow, you got Chip Skylar tickets? So cool! I've always wanted to see one of his concerts! You are, of course, sending me photos of your amazing time at the show! And tell me what he's like in person, because it's virtually a sin for any pre-teen girl to NOT have a crush on him.


To: prettyprincessrwl

The concert was amazing! It was really cool to see him live, but the best part was that since none of my friends were going with me, I could finally break out the cap and jeans ensemble. Good thing, too, because I don't think a lot of girls at that concert are fond of people of our social status. Though that begs the question of how poor they could possibly be if they can afford Chip Skylar tickets. Anyway, he's definitely hot in person, but I really don't know enough about him personally. Not that I'd win Chip Skylar's heart even with everything else I've got going for me. But on the subject of boys, do you have any secret crushes? Your secret's safe with me!


To: tellmeimpretty

Oh, I could crush on any guy, that part's easy. Especially rich, handsome guys. But I don't really know if I like any guys, let alone like them like them. Our school kinda has slim pickings, but even then, most of them seem to have their own thing with other girls in our class; Gerald's so obviously falling for Phoebe, Peapod Kid likes my best friend Nadine, Sid used to like me but then started trying to ask out Sheena (I didn't see that coming), and Harold...well, I may have liked him for a couple minutes a little while back, but if he and Big Patty aren't made for each other, no one is. And Curly...it's no secret he's obsessed with me, but the feeling is SO not mutual.

And Arnold...well, it's no secret he likes Lila, but there have been a couple rumors about something going on between him and Helga. Rumors I've personally dismissed because those two are the worst match ever! I mean, the girl relentlessly taunts him day in and day out and belittles him for no good reason. He's a very nice boy, but she doesn't see any of it. Arnold deserves someone who can see the caring soul he really is.


To: prettyprincessrwl

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG YOU ARE TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH HIM!


To: tellmeimpretty

Where did you get that idea? All I said was he's a nice boy that cares about others.


To: prettyprincessrwl

Trust me, Rhonda, I can tell. He's the only boy you've described to me so far with such flattering detail. Plus you said you automatically dismiss rumors of anything romantic between him and this Helga girl. Believe me, you're falling for him.


To: tellmeimpretty

Well, there's a good explanation for that. It's simply preposterous that Arnold and Helga could ever...oh, why am I even trying to lie to you? Maybe you're right, Trixie. I dunno, I guess it's just weird for me to feel this strongly about a guy, let alone Arnold. He has a history of crushing on girls before, but never on me, and it always seems unrequited. But to be honest, I can never imagine myself with anybody else. Especially not Curly. Have I mentioned before how much of a creep he is?


To: prettyprincessrwl

Girl, you totally need to ask this boy out. If you really like him but he doesn't seem 'in the zone', then I would say you need to be the one to make the first move. It's not anything to be ashamed of, it's the 21st century! You like Arnold? Then go for it!

P.S. Yes, Rhonda, you have. MANY times.