disclaimer:I don't own these characters

MONEY AND MAYHEM

yoshi and ROB got up early in order to get the best place to make their little shop

yoshi: okay, that crate will go here!

ROB: phew! that last crate was heavy!

they had brought crates from the basement to stack up to make a little stand.

yoshi: I just finished our first batch of candies

yoshi holds up 12 white lollipops with green spots

ROB: and here's the sign!

he holds up a sign saying:"yoshi and rob's EGG POPS!! with toy gyro's inside!!"

yoshi:nice!

ROB:shhh!!our first customer!

yoshi:at 6:30 am?

guy: um, can I have a egg pop?

yoshi: uuuuuh...sure!! here! take these for your friends too!

guy:sure!

ROB:that would be 10

guy hands them a 20

guy:keep the change

yoshi:OH YEAAAAAAAH!!

ROB: tell your friends!

guy walks away

kirby walks up with meta knight, holding lots of boxes

kirby: oh hi guys! early bird gets the worm huh?

yoshi: yeah, in our case it's the early bird get's cash!!

meta knight:nice!

kirby: we're goin' to a spot right down the street

later, down the street

kirby: aren't these jester hats awesome! and the can double as a pair of pants!

kirby puts the hat on upside down, with his feet in the little things that stick off of the hat

kirby: get your awesome jester hats, get 'em while they're hot!

1 hour later, the 2 buisnesses were swimming in cash

literally!

kirby: lalalalala!

kirby was playing in a tub of dollars

meta knight: kirby! come on! we've got customers waiting!

kirby: sorry!

sonic:c'mon wolf! those boxes aren't that heavy! at least we'll be the first one th-

he saw 2 crowds on either ends of the road

sonic:-ere

wolf:what now?

sonic: uuuuuuuuh...nothing

wolf: what! you said we would be FIRST! graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

wolf lunges at sonic and begins mauling him

sonic: help!

mario(sleepy and blinking in the light): wolf,stop!STOP!STOP!!STOP!!

wolf:darn,he always catches me

Ike;is something dying?

falco: wuzzagoinon?

ganondorf: what now?

mario:wolf!sonic! you should be ashamed of yourselfs! you woke up the entire mansion!

kirby walks up

kirby: hi guys! look at what I got! money! Hit it boys!

waddle dees come up and start singing and dancing

waddle dees: moneyyyyyyyyyy! moneyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! munimunimunimunimuniyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! kirby's got moneyyyyy!

link: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh... okaayy

luigi: c'mon, you've got to admit, that was a nice touch!

falco: just replace those waddle dees with hot girls and-

fox: don't even think about it

they went in to the house to get their supplies


sorry to end it now but I got writer's block. chapter 4 soon. please r&r!