disclaimer:I don't own these characters
MONEY AND MAYHEM
yoshi and ROB got up early in order to get the best place to make their little shop
yoshi: okay, that crate will go here!
ROB: phew! that last crate was heavy!
they had brought crates from the basement to stack up to make a little stand.
yoshi: I just finished our first batch of candies
yoshi holds up 12 white lollipops with green spots
ROB: and here's the sign!
he holds up a sign saying:"yoshi and rob's EGG POPS!! with toy gyro's inside!!"
yoshi:nice!
ROB:shhh!!our first customer!
yoshi:at 6:30 am?
guy: um, can I have a egg pop?
yoshi: uuuuuh...sure!! here! take these for your friends too!
guy:sure!
ROB:that would be 10
guy hands them a 20
guy:keep the change
yoshi:OH YEAAAAAAAH!!
ROB: tell your friends!
guy walks away
kirby walks up with meta knight, holding lots of boxes
kirby: oh hi guys! early bird gets the worm huh?
yoshi: yeah, in our case it's the early bird get's cash!!
meta knight:nice!
kirby: we're goin' to a spot right down the street
later, down the street
kirby: aren't these jester hats awesome! and the can double as a pair of pants!
kirby puts the hat on upside down, with his feet in the little things that stick off of the hat
kirby: get your awesome jester hats, get 'em while they're hot!
1 hour later, the 2 buisnesses were swimming in cash
literally!
kirby: lalalalala!
kirby was playing in a tub of dollars
meta knight: kirby! come on! we've got customers waiting!
kirby: sorry!
sonic:c'mon wolf! those boxes aren't that heavy! at least we'll be the first one th-
he saw 2 crowds on either ends of the road
sonic:-ere
wolf:what now?
sonic: uuuuuuuuh...nothing
wolf: what! you said we would be FIRST! graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
wolf lunges at sonic and begins mauling him
sonic: help!
mario(sleepy and blinking in the light): wolf,stop!STOP!STOP!!STOP!!
wolf:darn,he always catches me
Ike;is something dying?
falco: wuzzagoinon?
ganondorf: what now?
mario:wolf!sonic! you should be ashamed of yourselfs! you woke up the entire mansion!
kirby walks up
kirby: hi guys! look at what I got! money! Hit it boys!
waddle dees come up and start singing and dancing
waddle dees: moneyyyyyyyyyy! moneyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! munimunimunimunimuniyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! kirby's got moneyyyyy!
link: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh... okaayy
luigi: c'mon, you've got to admit, that was a nice touch!
falco: just replace those waddle dees with hot girls and-
fox: don't even think about it
they went in to the house to get their supplies
sorry to end it now but I got writer's block. chapter 4 soon. please r&r!
