a/n Hi!!!!! Now we answer some very important questions. Is There a city? Find out!!!!! Now. Yah…Srry for the random Concert thing… I had to get it out of my system.
Disclaimer: I don't own Eragon or Eldest or Ferraris, or "Hey there Delilah" By Plain White T's, or TROGDOR! by Strong Bad Or Guitar Hero II, or anything you deem worthy of me not owning
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Oromis
When Oromis finally gets up, he gets up and see's a log in front of chess board, and some blood on the floor. He ignores the blood and walks outside. He then spontaneously starts to sing:
Hey there Delilah
what's it like in New York City?
I'm a
thousand miles away
But girl tonight you look so pretty
Yes you
do
Times Square can't shine as bright as you
I swear it's true
(At this point he makes a guitar out of thin air and starts to play)
Hey there Delilah
Don't you worry
about the distance
I'm right there if you get lonely
Give this
song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice it's my
disguise
I'm by your side
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh
it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what
you do to me
What you do to me
Hey there Delilah
I know
times are getting hard
But just believe me girl
Someday I'll
pay the bills with this guitar
We'll have it good
We'll have
the life we knew we would
My word is good
Hey there
Delilah
I've got so much left to say
If every simple song I
wrote to you
Would take your breath away
I'd write it all
Even
more in love with me you'd fall
We'd have it all
Oh it's
what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do
to me
Oh it's what you do to me
A thousand miles seems
pretty far
But they've got planes and trains and cars
I'd walk
to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of
us
and we'll just laugh along because we know
That none of them
have felt this way
Delilah I can promise you
That by the time
we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you're
to blame
Hey there Delilah
You be good and don't you miss
me
Two more years and you'll be done with school
And I'll be
making history like I do
You'll know it's all because of you
We
can do whatever we want to
Hey there Delilah here's to you
This
ones for you
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do
to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Oh it's what you do to me
What
you do to me.
When Oromis finishes, a crowd erupts into applause and Murtagh and Eragon run over everyone on their race to There. Then Oromis decides to do another type of song and trades the acoustic for an electric. A band comes out of no where with a bassist and a drummer. Then they start up the song, TROGDOR!!!
TROGDOR!
TROGDOR!
Trogdor was a man
I mean, he was a
dragon man
Or maybe he was just a dragon
But he was still
TROGDOR!
TROGDOR!
Burninating the countryside,
Burninating
the peasants
Burninating all the peoples
And their
thatched-roof COTTAGES!
THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!
(Whoa,
this has wicked dueling guitar solos!
It's like, Squiggly versus
Meedley over here.
Go Squiggly!
Go Squiggly!
SQUIGGLY
WINS!)
When all the land is in ruin,
And burnination has
forsaken the countryside,
Only one guy will remain.
My
money's on TROGDOR!
TROGDOR!
And theTrogdor comes in the NIIIGHT...
Another crowd comes by and cheer for Oromis and his random band. But this crowd get burninated by Eragon's new flamethrower that he attached to the front of his Ferrari coming back from There, with Murtagh right behind him. Oromis looks at the smashed and smoking bodies of his used to be fans. He thought about doing another song, but was afraid that Murtagh would chop the entire crowd in half with a huge chainsaw on his car ( brick falls from the heavens and hits Oromis' head) Ferrari. so he goes into his tree house and plays Guitar Hero II for the rest of the day.
Murtagh/Eragon
As it turns out, Murtagh's and Eragon's Ferraris has the exact same horsepower and wheels and stuff like that. Due to that, they were driving side by side and had a chance to talk to each other.
Eragon: So… where is There?
Murtagh: Huh?
Eragon: I mean, isn't There a city?
Murtagh: yeah
Eragon: so if There is a city, shouldn't here be a city.
Murtagh: no… here is at the starting line, or where ever you want here to be.
Eragon: so if here is back there, at the starting point, then why is There a city?
Murtagh: I don't understand. it's simply There is the name of a city, and here is where ever you want here to be.
Eragon: so if-(he was interrupted by music and a very big speed bump that left their tires red with…)
Eragon: so if There is there, then were racing to There that's over there.
Murtagh is silent. The chat ends here for now.
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The two get to the city of There, that was there, but now is here, but still There… Eragon gets a flame thrower attachment to his car and they go off again, at a blinding speed of .500000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 miles per millimeter, which must be pretty fast.
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Eragon: so if There is back there, then is here now there.
Murtagh: yes but it's not a city that's called There. There is back there and here is over there soon to be here.
Eragon: but- whoa!!! It's a group of protester protesting for freedom and rights of bananas!!! I'll burn them! Get behind me!
Eragon burns the crowd of fans and Oromis goes inside his tree house and beats Jordan by Bucket Head on expert. (if you wana see that, look at the bottom of my profile)
In the end, Eragon won and Murtagh cleaned the toilets after taco bar.
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a/n wasn't that interesting? I think it was my worst yet… oh, and I'll add a new character of any person's choice. but you have to be my tenth reviewer. yay!
