Celebrity Deathmatch—Anime Style

Celebrity Deathmatch—Anime Style! Chibi Goku VS Goten, Marron VS Pan, Bra VS Trunks

Bulma: And we're back for another very nice episode of...

Hermione: Celebrity Deathmatch—

Serena: ANIME STYLE! I'm not fighting again today, that's a good thing!

Bulma: Today we have only Dragonball Z characters fighting **smiles**

Hermione: Oh, you're real happy about that...

Serena: Ok, let's not fight, let's save it for the six fighters we have today!

Bulma: Ok!

Hermione: Well, anyway, our first round is Chibi Goku VS Chibi Goten! Though father and son, EXACTLY identical to each other!

Goku: (walks into the ring waving his tail from side to side)

Goten: Hi daddy! (enters the ring) (jumps at his father) THIS IS FOR MAKING ME DO MY HOMEWORK!!!

Goku: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Goten: (grabs Goku's tail and pulls it off)

Goku: HEY!

Goten and Goku: (get into a big brawl) (get back into fighting stance)

Serena: HEY! We can't tell them apart!

Hermione: OH NO!!!

Bulma: THIS IS BAD!

Goku and Goten: (go at each other)

Bra: (jumps up from the audience) GOOOOOOO GOTEN!!!!

Goku and Goten: (keep fighting until only one is left standing)

Hermione: And our winner is......Bulma will tell you!

Bulma: WHAT??? Um...our winner is...um...the kid standing down there!

Serena: Yeah! Our winner is that kid! (points to ring)

Hermione: Ooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.........well, our next round will be Marron VS Pan! They have fought verbally for years over their beloved Trunks!

Trunks: (yells from the audience) WHAT???

Bulma: And now they will fight physically over my wittle boy!

Serena: ......

Marron: I'm only human...I'm going to lose my Twunkeez!

Pan: Hey! I made up the name 'Twunkeez!'

Marron: Well I'm using it!

Pan: FINE!

Marron: Hey, actually, I think I like Goten a little better...

Bra: (jumps up from the audience again) WHAAAAAT??? (Jumps up onto the ring and beats the living shit monkeys out of Marron)

Pan: (walks into the audience and cuddles Trunks while the girls fight)

Bulma: WOW! It looks like our battle is Bra and Marron fighting over Goten instead of Pan and Marron fighting over Trunks! GOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRA!

Hermione: ....

Serena: ....

#18: (jumps into the control tower and beats the shit out of Bulma)

Bulma: AAAHHHHH!

Hermione: (whips our her wand) (mumbles some words)

#18: (turns into a refrigerator)

Bulma: Thanks for saving me!

Hermione: No problem...

Serena: (opens the refrigerator and gets out a coke) Just what I needed!

Bra: MY GOTEN!

Marron: Your...Goten....I'll...take....Trunks....(looks for Trunks in the audience)

Trunks and Pan: (exit the building and shut the door behind them)

Bra: HEY! Trunks and I were supposed to fight! Where the hell does he think he's going???

Marron: To have some fun with Pan...

Bra: I didn't need to know that...

Bulma: OH NO HE ISN'T!!!! I'd like for MY son to stay a virgin until he's married!!!!

Hermione: WOAH! CALM DOWN!

Serena: AAAHHHHH!!!!!

Videl: (enters the room holding Pan) (throws her into the audience)

Audience: YAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! A souvenier!

Trunks: (reenters the building)

Bra: (goes directly into fighting stance)

Bulma: Yeah...That ought to teach you to go out with girls when you're supposed to be fighting with your sister!

Trunks: Sorry Mom...I'll beat the pulp out of my sister like a good little ½ Saiyan...

Bulma: Good....

Bra: I have a surprise for you, Mom! (powers up) (goes Super Saiyan 4)

Trunks: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT????

Bulma: (faints)

Vegeta: (stands up from the crowd) MY DAUGHTER'S A HAIRY MONKEY!

Audience: (all stare at Vegeta strangely)

Vegeta: (sits down and pretends it didn't happen)

Bra: ROOOOOOOOOOOARRRRRR!!!

Trunks: (runs)

Bra: ROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!! **splat** (steps on her brother)

Trunks: ow....

Goten: YAY BIG HAIRY BRA!!!!!

Serena: EWWWWW!

Hermione: Now that's just plain nasty!

Janitor: (comes and sweeps Trunks off the stage)

Bulma: (wakes up) Oooo....My son? MY DAUGHTER!!! BRA!!!!!!!!!!!! (faints again)

Serena: That's the second time Bulma's fainted....

Hermione: **sigh** get her some water.

Serena: (opens up #18 and gets a water) (pours it on Bulma)

Bulma: Ooohhh....Go Bra....

Hermione: Well, that concludes today's very interesting episode of...

Serena: Celebrity Deathmatch—

Bulma: (silence)

Serena: BULMA!

Bulma: OH! Uh...ANIME STYLE!

Hermione: ....

Serena: ....

Bulma: (faints)