Celebrity Deathmatch—Anime Style! Chibi Goku VS Goten, Marron VS Pan, Bra VS Trunks
Bulma: And we're back for another very nice episode of...
Hermione: Celebrity Deathmatch—
Serena: ANIME STYLE! I'm not fighting again today, that's a good thing!
Bulma: Today we have only Dragonball Z characters fighting **smiles**
Hermione: Oh, you're real happy about that...
Serena: Ok, let's not fight, let's save it for the six fighters we have today!
Bulma: Ok!
Hermione: Well, anyway, our first round is Chibi Goku VS Chibi Goten! Though father and son, EXACTLY identical to each other!
Goku: (walks into the ring waving his tail from side to side)
Goten: Hi daddy! (enters the ring) (jumps at his father) THIS IS FOR MAKING ME DO MY HOMEWORK!!!
Goku: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Goten: (grabs Goku's tail and pulls it off)
Goku: HEY!
Goten and Goku: (get into a big brawl) (get back into fighting stance)
Serena: HEY! We can't tell them apart!
Hermione: OH NO!!!
Bulma: THIS IS BAD!
Goku and Goten: (go at each other)
Bra: (jumps up from the audience) GOOOOOOO GOTEN!!!!
Goku and Goten: (keep fighting until only one is left standing)
Hermione: And our winner is......Bulma will tell you!
Bulma: WHAT??? Um...our winner is...um...the kid standing down there!
Serena: Yeah! Our winner is that kid! (points to ring)
Hermione: Ooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.........well, our next round will be Marron VS Pan! They have fought verbally for years over their beloved Trunks!
Trunks: (yells from the audience) WHAT???
Bulma: And now they will fight physically over my wittle boy!
Serena: ......
Marron: I'm only human...I'm going to lose my Twunkeez!
Pan: Hey! I made up the name 'Twunkeez!'
Marron: Well I'm using it!
Pan: FINE!
Marron: Hey, actually, I think I like Goten a little better...
Bra: (jumps up from the audience again) WHAAAAAT??? (Jumps up onto the ring and beats the living shit monkeys out of Marron)
Pan: (walks into the audience and cuddles Trunks while the girls fight)
Bulma: WOW! It looks like our battle is Bra and Marron fighting over Goten instead of Pan and Marron fighting over Trunks! GOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRA!
Hermione: ....
Serena: ....
#18: (jumps into the control tower and beats the shit out of Bulma)
Bulma: AAAHHHHH!
Hermione: (whips our her wand) (mumbles some words)
#18: (turns into a refrigerator)
Bulma: Thanks for saving me!
Hermione: No problem...
Serena: (opens the refrigerator and gets out a coke) Just what I needed!
Bra: MY GOTEN!
Marron: Your...Goten....I'll...take....Trunks....(looks for Trunks in the audience)
Trunks and Pan: (exit the building and shut the door behind them)
Bra: HEY! Trunks and I were supposed to fight! Where the hell does he think he's going???
Marron: To have some fun with Pan...
Bra: I didn't need to know that...
Bulma: OH NO HE ISN'T!!!! I'd like for MY son to stay a virgin until he's married!!!!
Hermione: WOAH! CALM DOWN!
Serena: AAAHHHHH!!!!!
Videl: (enters the room holding Pan) (throws her into the audience)
Audience: YAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! A souvenier!
Trunks: (reenters the building)
Bra: (goes directly into fighting stance)
Bulma: Yeah...That ought to teach you to go out with girls when you're supposed to be fighting with your sister!
Trunks: Sorry Mom...I'll beat the pulp out of my sister like a good little ½ Saiyan...
Bulma: Good....
Bra: I have a surprise for you, Mom! (powers up) (goes Super Saiyan 4)
Trunks: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT????
Bulma: (faints)
Vegeta: (stands up from the crowd) MY DAUGHTER'S A HAIRY MONKEY!
Audience: (all stare at Vegeta strangely)
Vegeta: (sits down and pretends it didn't happen)
Bra: ROOOOOOOOOOOARRRRRR!!!
Trunks: (runs)
Bra: ROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!! **splat** (steps on her brother)
Trunks: ow....
Goten: YAY BIG HAIRY BRA!!!!!
Serena: EWWWWW!
Hermione: Now that's just plain nasty!
Janitor: (comes and sweeps Trunks off the stage)
Bulma: (wakes up) Oooo....My son? MY DAUGHTER!!! BRA!!!!!!!!!!!! (faints again)
Serena: That's the second time Bulma's fainted....
Hermione: **sigh** get her some water.
Serena: (opens up #18 and gets a water) (pours it on Bulma)
Bulma: Ooohhh....Go Bra....
Hermione: Well, that concludes today's very interesting episode of...
Serena: Celebrity Deathmatch—
Bulma: (silence)
Serena: BULMA!
Bulma: OH! Uh...ANIME STYLE!
Hermione: ....
Serena: ....
Bulma: (faints)
