And now for more silliness! …And maybe a little suspense. …But mostly silliness.
Disclaimer: I only own Brielle and myself.
Swaps include (so far):
Where-elle (WG in Brielle's body) and Brie-ever (Brielle in WG's body)
FK (FF2 in Kite's body) and KF2 (Kite in FF2's body)
Pugswin (Puggsy in Edwin's body) and Eddsy (Edwin in Puggsy's body)
Marcent (Marlow in Vincent's body) and Vinlow (Vincent in Marlow's body)
Bal (Biff in Hal's body) and Hiff (Hal in Biff's body)
Alliam (Alyx in William's body) and Willyx (William in Alyx's body)
Basandra (BF in Kasandra's body) and Kass-F (Kasandra in BF's body)
Charlie-Puss (Charlie the cat in Fangpuss' body) and Fang-Cat (Fangpuss in Charlie's body)
Huntarin (Hunter in Martin's body) and Marnter (Martin in Hunter's body)
Rudasel (Rudolph in Basel's body) and Basdolf (Count Basel in Rudolph's body)
*please refer to list if confusion occurs*
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Later that day, in the Girl's Bathroom of the Studio…
*FLUSH!*
"WAUGH!" came WG's voice, followed by…
*Slip!*
And a…
*Thud!*
"Stupid automatic-flushing toilet!" Where-elle cursed, then walked out of a bathroom stall, wiping water off her jeans, a long line of toilet paper dragging from her shoe.
Another stall opened and Kass-F stepped out. "Man, this is terrible…" she muttered.
"AUGH! Baby Fangs! What are you DOING in here?" Where-elle cried out, then lowered her voice to a whisper. "This is the GIRL'S bathroom!"
"I'm not Baby Fangs! ...I'm Kasandra in Baby Fangs' body, remember?"
The authoress thought about it. "Oh, yeah... *ahem* Well, this is an awkward situation…"
"Thanks to you and Fangface the Second, EVERYONE'S in an awkward situation! I can't even talk to my own brother without the thought of him being someone else!"
"Don't worry, you'll be back in your old body by this afternoon. Joe and Ken didn't want this to be an extended dilemma."
"I hope not! Sheesh, switching bodies... what kind of 'solution' is that? I feel like I'm in a whacked-out crossover of Freaky Friday!" Kass-F clenched her fists, and you could practically see steam coming out of 'her' head… though it would've looked more intimidating if she were in her own body.
Where-elle backed away with caution. "Okay, calm down! Look, I'm sorry about the whole 'body-switch' scenario, but there's no need for you to get THAT upset about it!"
Kass-F sighed, shaking her head. "I'm sorry, it's just... Fangs and I- along with Hunter and Fangface- have had some issues lately… BEFORE the whole 'body-switch' thing."
"Really? What's wrong?"
Kass-F rubbed the back of 'her' neck. "Well... we might split up."
"WHAT? But you guys are such a cute couple! Werewolf halves and all! …And that's saying something since I despise romance. What happened?"
"I don't know, we just started arguing. Fangface was getting irritated because Hunter kept him from attacking Puggsy, Fangs said he was feeling left out because I was spending more time with Martin than him, and then Hunter and I both argued with them about how they hung out more with Kite, Kitefang, and Puggsy than they did with us, and they got mad and then we went out to dinner one night and got into an argument about who would pay the check and-"
"Okay, I get it! Look, Kass, a lot of couples argue… Heck, Pugs and Brielle probably get into an argument with every conversation!"
"Yeah, but Fangs and I hardly ever argue, which made him start to question how stable our relationship was, and then I began to question it. ...But, that's not the worst part…"
Where-elle scratched her head. "You can't afford a divorce-lawyer?"
Kass-F rolled 'her' eyes. "No. …It's actually… more complicated than that."
"Well, what is it?"
"Promise not to say anything?"
Where-elle took out the Bible and put her left hand on it, while raising her right hand. "I promise on the Holy Bible that I won't tell a soul. Or werewolf. Or robot or any other creature."
"Good. I haven't told Fangs... and Hunter hasn't told Fangface but…"
Kass-F whispered into Where-elle's ear.
Where-elle's eyes widened. "Whoa... Um... Wow, that sounds really weird coming from Baby Fangs' mouth."
"Just. Don't. Tell. ANYONE." Kass-F said sternly.
"I made the promise, and I'm keeping it. My lips are sealed- er, Brielle's lips are, anyway... I won't tell."
"*Sigh* I don't know what to do... Our relationship is already in enough jeopardy…"
Where-elle rubbed her chin. "I don't know, Kassy… I doubt this would break your relationship. Knowing Fangs and Fangface, they'll probably want to set all issues aside. I'd say you and Hunter should sit down with Fangs and Fangface and tell them about it. They deserve to know, since they're-"
Suddenly the bathroom door opens and Basandra walked in. "THERE you are! Good grief, Kassy! I told you not to wander off!" he shouted, then paused, looking around. "...Wow, so this is what the Girl's Bathroom looks like. ...Wait, you didn't LOOK at 'anything', did you?"
Kass-F held up a piece of paper. "Don't fret, BF. I only came in here to read this letter I got from the doctor's office, about my last check up."
"Oh… what does it say?"
Kass-F folded up the piece of paper. "I'll let you know later. Right now, lets go do something that, ah… doesn't involve 'you' moving around so much."
"Right after I find Wherever Girl." he then turned to Where-elle. "Hey, any clue where your creator is?"
Where-elle smirked. "Present."
"Ah, well in that case... I'M GOING TO KILL YOU FOR THIS!" Basandra tried to tackle Where-elle, but Kass-F held him back.
"Whoa, hold it! I'm not in my body- I'm in your cousin's- best friend's-girlfriend's body, remember? And I don't he'd like to hear that one of his friends pulverized his girlfriend."
"Yeah, Baby Fangs... Besides, you might um... upset something…" Kass-F said, awkwardly.
Where-elle nodded. "Yeah. Puggsy."
"Um, actually, I meant something else…"
"What?" Basandra asked.
"Um... sorry, it's personal, and it's Brie's business. I promised NOT TO TELL."
"Well, I should know, so I can be careful! I may have created Brielle, but I don't know everything about her- heck, she may have a food allergy I didn't know I gave to her!" Where-elle then turned to Basanra. "...And you should be careful, too."
"Why? What's going on?" Basandra asked, irritated. "C'mon, guys! Stop holding out on me!"
"Lets just say, I'm gonna switch you both back, just to be safe." With a wave of her wand, Kasandra and BF were back in their own bodies.
"Sweetness! Whatever it is you two are hiding, I'm glad it happened!" With that, BF sprinted out of the bathroom.
"Easy for him to say…" Kasandra muttered, then turned to the authoress. "Um, Wherever Girl? This whole 'body switch' thing won't... affect anything, do you?"
"Don't worry." the authoress replied. "The spell only allows others to switch brains, so technically nothing about your bodies were changed." she then rubbed her chin. "Come to think of it, I wonder why I didn't call the story 'Brain Switch'…" she patted Kasandra on the shoulder. "Everything will be just fine… and it'll be better if you make things right with Fangs and Fangface."
Kasandra nodded. "I will. …Thank you."
"No problem." They began walking out of the bathroom. "So… what kind of 'condition' is Brielle in that you don't want anyone finding out about."
"I told you, I promised her I wouldn't tell. Lets just… go watch TV."
Where-elle sighed bitterly. OC's and their back-stories… now they're even having the writers guessing! she thought.
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As if the bathroom conversation wasn't odd enough, Kitefang, KF2, Charlie-Puss, and FK got into an interesting situation as well.
"Man, I'm so hungry right now…" Kitefang muttered.
"Tell me about it." KF2 replied.
"Meow." Charlie-Puss added. (*translation: "Feed me."*)
"I know! Man, I could use some peanut butter right now…" FK said. "Or maybe some fish-fingers and custard…"
"Yeah, I- Did you say 'peanut butter'?" Kitefang responded. Everyone knew the werewolf had a passion for peanut-butter, and if someone brought it up in conversation but there wasn't any around…
"Oh, Lord. Here we go…" KF2 groaned, watching as Kitefang bolted across the cafeteria… and ate someone!
"Ack! Someone get me out of here!" someone shouted from inside the werewolf's mouth.
Rudasel entered the cafeteria just then. "WHAT IN THE WORLD?" he shouted, then began shaking Kitefang. "...Spit out my body this INSTANT, Kitefang!"
"We'll handle it!" FK said, then rubbed Kitefang's ear, making him spit out Basdolf.
"Yech, I'm covered in drool!" Basdolf sneered, then glowered at Kitefang. "Why did you eat me, you wretched beast?"
"I'm sorry, I couldn't help it!" Kitefang said, defensively. "As soon as Fangface the Second brought up peanut butter, I couldn't contain my hunger... and I guess I just mistook you for Puggsy, and ate you…" he then licked his lips a bit. "Funny… you two look alike, but you don't TASTE alike."
"I would appreciate it if you didn't try to eat 'me' again," Rudasel scoffed, then grabbed his body. "And stop running off! I don't want you going off and doing something stupid that would get me kicked off the throne!"
Basdolf gave a small smirk. "That was my plan in the first place, dear cousin. With you out of the picture, I will be king!"
"Wait, why try to ruin his reputation?" FK asked. "I mean, you're in his body, so… wouldn't you be king already?"
A freakishly-huge smile then appeared on Basdolf's face… which, since he looks like Puggsy, would probably scare the heck out of the reader if you (the reader) were to picture it. …You just pictured it, didn't you?
Without another word, Basdolf took off. "You HAD to tell him that, didn't you?" Rudasel scolded, then took off after his body. "Basel! Get back here!"
FK, KF2, and Kitefang watched them run off. "Okay, seriously. Where's the nearest peanut butter jar?" Kitefang asked.
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Rudolf's problems were, possibly, not as bad as what Puggsy had to deal with later in the afternoon.
"For the last TIME! Vampires don't turn to dust in sunlight! ...Our skin just sunburns easily." Eddsy sneered, standing beside a bush.
"How do I know you ain't lying?" Pugswin asked from inside the bush.
Eddsy gave a deadpanned look. "Pugs, why would I want MY own body to turn to dust?"
Pugswin considered this. "...Good point." he walked out of the bush, only to stumble a bit, feeling nauseas. "Ugh, I don't feel so good... I feel like I might collasperate any second!"
"*Sigh* I was afraid of this. You need to drink blood- animal blood, to be specific, in order to keep 'your' strength."
Pugswin gave Eddsy a look of disgust. "WHAT? No way! I am NOT drinking any blood! Yeck!"
"It's not a choice on whether or not you want to. If you don't drink any, you will collapse!"
"It's still gross! Besides, I don't want to murdify some aminal for its blood…"
"*Sigh* Fine, since you're being such a big baby about it…" Eddsy reached into a pocket in his body's jeans, pulling out a syringe. "Use this. Just draw enough to fill the syringe and squirt it in the back of your throat, you won't even taste it."
Pugswin only gave a confused look. "How long has that been in your pocket?"
"Just do it! ...Unless you want me to use YOUR body to do it."
"Alright! Alright! Sheesh!" Pugswin walked over to Charlie the cat, who was sitting on a bench. "*Sigh* I really hate to do this to you, Charlie... but I need to take some of your blood…"
Fang-Cat whacked away the syringe. "DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, BAT BREATH!" he snapped.
"Fangpuss?" Eddsy and Pugswin both gasped… both trying to hold back a snicker.
"Yo, what up, Switchees?" Where-elle asked, stepping outside.
Fang-Cat, Eddsy, and Pugswin all turned and glowered. "We WANT our bodies BACK. NOW." Pugswin demanded. "BEFORE I have to drink animal-blood!"
"Ew! That's just… inhumane! And gross." Where-elle then pulled out a can of tomato-juice. "Here, drink this instead. It's a good substitute for blood."
"Can't you just switch us back, instead?" Eddsy scoffed, crossing his arms. "That way Sir-Whines-A-Lot doesn't have to take in the nutrients my body needs?"
Something then caught Where-elle's eye, and she smirked, holding up her wand. "Sure, Edwin, you can have your body back…"
*Zap!*
"Ah, that's better." Edwin said, then turned to Puggsy. "Wouldn't you agree, Pugs?"
"Ooh, ooh, what are you talking about, Eddy?" came Fangface's voice out of Puggsy's mouth. "I'm not Pugs! (grr) …Am I?"
"WHEREVER GIRL!" Pugsface shouted, storming up to Where-elle.
"Hey, at least this way you won't have to drink blood!" Fang-Cat said, jokingly.
Fangsy looked at 'his' hands, eyes going wide. "(snarl) Aw, man! I'm Puggsy now?" he asked.
"If you don't believe me, see for yourself," Where-elle said, holding a mirror up to Fangsy.
Now, back when he was in his own body, whenever Fangface saw his reflection, he would go crazy… yet, for some reason, even though he was in someone else's body, when he saw 'his' reflection, he started to spin around, hop on one foot, rotate on his shoulder, all the while howling…
…Considering he was in Puggsy's body while doing this, the authoress and Edwin both fell on the ground, laughing hard enough to pop a lung. "We should be getting this on videotape!" Edwin laughed.
Fangsy then ran off, with Pugsface following him. "Get back here with my body, nit-wolf!" Pugsface shouted.
Kaiser then stepped out, hearing the commotion, Charlie-Puss with him. "Man, what was THAT all about-" Kaiser began to ask.
*ZAP! ZAP!*
"Whoa! What the HECK?" Fangpuss shouted… then realized he was no longer a cat. "Hey, I'm back in my own body!"
"Meow." Charlie the cat said, then took off.
"Well… Almost…" Edwin said.
Kaiser and Fangpuss looked at each other, realizing they were in each other's bodies. "Oh, come ON!" They both shouted.
Where-elle, in the meantime, walked back inside the building, smirking. "I love my work," she sighed.
What she didn't realize was a mysterious figure was watching her through a crystal ball. "Enjoy it while you still can, kid…" the figure hissed, then began to exit the basement. "Because soon, everything you love will come to an end."
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A/N: Next chapter… a few questions get answered.
