Hi! It's Kouta. Lately, I've been wondering who I want to spend my life with. It has to be a girl, and one with boobs. And she'd have to like me back, so she can't be a hooker. I made a long list of girls who could be the one. It came out to five girls. Himeji, two random chicks, Hideyoshi, and Aiko. Now to test them all.
First up was Hideyoshi. I walked up to him and sat down in the chair directly beside him.
"Hey Kouta," he greeted me. "What's up?"
"Well, be truthful," I said, getting straight down to the point. "Do you like me at all? Even just a little bit?" He just sat there and looked at me. The he laughed.
"As a friend yeah," he replied.
"Oh. So you don't like-like me?" I asked sadly.
"What!? No! I'm not gay! I'm a GUY remember!?" he yelled. Yes, of course I remembered. Sad, but true. Hideyoshi was not a girl. But i was willing to go to great heights for someone as hot as he was. Boobs or not, he had to be a LITTLE bit female.
I leaned towards his face and looked him in the eye. "I will always love you , Hideyoshi. Forever and beyond. Gender can't change that," I told him in a serious voice. He just looked at me. "Well! I gotta go pretend to study! See ya later!" I said in a playful voice as I left the room.
Next was Karume. She's Shoko's twin sister. But she's ALOT nicer. I walked over to her and sat down next to her. "Hi," i said.
She blushed BIG TIME. Did I mention that she has a really huge crush on me? Oh yeah, she has a REALLY HUGE crush on me. She looked at me with that sappy look in her eyes like she was about to recite a love poem that she had prepared for this very moment and knew by heart. As soon as she opened her mouth to speak, I put a finger over her mouth. "A-BA-BA-BA-BA! I'm kinda reallly busy right now so can't talk gotta go byeeee!" Then I ran out of the room. Didn't feel bad about it either. I mean, she does have nice boobs and all, but shes WAAY to into me. I can't deal with that kind of commitment. So she was off the list.
Next was this really hot chick with huge boobs named Sakura. She's REALLY pretty and I've had a crush on her since first grade. I walked up to her and she looked at me with a smile.
"heloo, my little paparazzi boy!" she said happily. "I've missed you! Quick, snap a picture!" she said while posing. She's called me her 'little paparazzi boy' for as long as i can remember. I guess that's all I'll ever be to her. The random guy with the camera that takes pictures of her and sells them for a living. So I decided to just not say anything, snap a few pics, and leave. Still, I just wish she knew how I felt.
Next was Himeji. But I'm not even gonna bother because she likes Yoshii. Besides, I need someone who can actually cook.
And last, was Aiko. I don't really like her, or know her. We only met three weeks ago. But she's pretty and her boobs are pretty good too, so I guess she might work. She still owes me those pictures. My face still hurts. I wonder if I'm paparazzi boy to her too. Am I just that perv that takes pictures of hot chicks? Is that who I am to everyone? Just the paparazzi boy?
Find out how Aiko answers him in the next chapter! REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW! and thanks for reading! i promise ill update sooner this time!
