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Chapter Three
Rated S for Silly BFF Traditions
It was now Friday and on the last day of the first week of school Hinata had finally come to the conclusion that she and Sasuke Uchiha were friends. No, let's sayacquaintances. Friend was a longshot.
On Tuesday he barely acknowledged her other than "Hn". Was that even a word? But Hinata knew what language it was from seeing that her cousin Neji and her dad used it quite often.
Language: Bastard
Translation: I don't give a damn about anything you think, say and/or do. It's none of my business I am above you so realize that and go hide under a rock and think about how you'll never compare to me.
Okay, Neji never used it with her but she had seen him use it enough. Even Hanabi used it to some guys in her grade. And she's just eleven!
On Wednesday, he turned his eyes towards her and then "Hn". That one must have meant "Yo" or " 'sup" or something like that.
On Thursday, he gave her an acknowledging nod. Inner Hinata jumped for joy. 'PROGRESS!'
On Friday after Hinata had settled into her seat and Naruto hadn't arrived yet Sasuke nodded and smirked at her when no one was looking.
She was feeling confident so she decided to stick her hand into the mouth of the dragon. "Good morning"
"Same" Sasuke replied.
Inner Hinata squealed because she had accomplished what most thought was impossible; cracking Sasuke Uchiha. So far her hand was okay.
"I'm still the winner so far" she said attempting a cocky smile.
After the goalie incident on the first day they had battled every day. Sasuke won Tuesday, Hinata Wednesday and Thursday.
"Not for long", he smirked.
"We'll see about that".
This time Sasuke just "Hn" 'd and set his bored gaze to the window.
And that hand Hinata stuck inside just got bitten off. Hinata sighed as she faced the direction of the board trying to get non-existent telepathic comfort from others around the globe in her situation; trying to befriend an asshole.
Then she saw Shino and Kiba by the door. Shino was calmly resting on the frame outside the class while Kiba was giving her that toothy grin of his while frantically waving then motioning her to come outside. As she stood up to meet them, she thought she heard Sasuke snort, but she looked only to see him texting on his phone, then she went on her way.
If only she knew what Sasuke was doing with his twitter.
…
In the direct messaging between Sasuke and Itachi
LoneRaven_S Sssstupid Itachi!
Itachi_justItachi Two can play at that game. IIIIIIIImbecilic little brother.
LoneRaven_S You're just jealous because your letter doesn't begin Sexy, smart, superior.
Itachi_justItachi And you're being a whiney crybaby cuz your letter isn't Intelligent, iconic and ideal.
LoneRaven_S WTF that all sounds so mature and grown up!
Itachi_justItachi So u admit to being a whiney crybaby ;)
LoneRaven_S # !*%&! Irritating!
Itachi_justItachi Stupid
LoneRaven_S Irksome!
Itachi_justItachi Sanity deprived!
LoneRaven_S ? well &$$&(^! _+^%%# !
Itachi_justItachi … O_O
LoneRaven_S what?
Itachi_justItachi I'm telling mom
LoneRaven_S You wouldn't
Itachi_justItachi Watch me
LoneRaven_S … …please.
Itachi_just Itachi beg
Sasuke swallowed his pride. Like he said before, his mom is S-rank Serial killer potential when she gets angry. And she really earned those S's.
…
Hinata laughed as Kiba was trying to force Shino to take his jacket off.
"Goddammit Shino! Why do you have to be so stubborn!?" He growled trying to pin Shino's arms to his back but it seemed like Shino was doing the pinning.
"You're the stubborn one", Shino said calmly as if wrestling the Inuzuka was like breathing to him. "Just leave me be"
"Why'd you were the shirt in the first place if you didn't plan on showing it!?"
Before Shino could reply Hinata cut in, "At least he wore it Kiba", she placed her hand on his shoulder and smiled. "It's the thought that counts"
Kiba scratched the back of his head and looked away grumbling incoherent phrases. Hinata sighed as she remembered the conversation that lead to this all…
Flashback
Hinata was doing her homework; hair tied in a bun and rocking out to Hot Chelle Rae's Tonight Tonight. She was bobbing her head back and forth to a song that never got old. She had a cup of hot cocoa with extra cream beside her and a plate of chocolate covered McVites. She felt so relaxed as she packed up, finishing her homework. She stared at the lone salty pretzel on the plate at a corner, standing out.
Just like she had been at her last school.
Those weren't such good memories. The only friends she had at her freshman year at her last school were Deidara and Hidan. Hidan was in his senior year at the time and he freaked the crap out of Hinata, but he was still a good guy. Deidara was very passionate about art. He was so pretty. But she never confused him for s girl, even when they first met. She didn't understand why everyone else did. He was certainly an attractive guy. Hinata smiled. 'Why do I always go for the blonde haired blue eyed passionate guys'. Although that didn't seem to be the case now.
Sasuke was the complete opposite. Devoid of any passion (except maybe staying true to the way of the bastard), black hair (she noticed looked like a chicken) and gorgeous black eyes.
Wait. She wasn't attracted to him. She just appreciated the fine things in life.
And boy was he fine.
Then all of a sudden her phone rang. As she crossed the room from her desk to her bed to pick it up she glanced at the alarm clock on her drawer. 6:38 pm.
She smiled when she saw the caller ID.
"Hi Kiba"
" 'Sup oh hot best friend of mine"
Hinata blushed and was about to stutter a reply when-
"Oh shut it Kiba. You have the flirting skills of Johnny Bravo"
Hinata put her hand over her mouth only sputtering to hide the bellows of laughter contained in her tummy.
"Dude… low blow"
"You deserved it"
"I didn't know this was a conference call" Hinata smiled into the phone.
"I can hear your smile Hinata" Kiba mused. "You can laugh if you want too. If it's you dealing a blow to my pride I've got no problem"
"You've bumped yourself up from Johnny Bravo to Brock from Pokémon" Shino said.
"Dude, SERIOUSLY!?"
"I'm just being honest"
"Why you-"
"And you guys called me because?" Hinata interrupted. As funny as it was Hinata needed to pity Kiba's phone bill, because Mrs Inuzuka wasn't a woman to mess with. Hinata glanced at the clock. 6:42 pm.
"Do you remember our once-a-month-silly-Friday?"
Shino's exasperated sigh could be heard.
Hinata giggled. "How could I forget?"
"Great!" Kiba said. "I have three shirts saying "the" "three" "idiots" and we can pick now cuz we're all the same size!"
"I think I have to get my brain dissected when I die like Einstein to know why I became friends with you" Shino said.
Hinata thought Kiba was tired of growling because he just continued, "So who gets what shirt?"
"Hinata, I think you should take "three" because you link us all together" Shino said.
"Said to the missing link for three years", Hinata giggled. She was just so comfortable around them.
"Totally I agree with Bug head!"
"And Kiba should take the "idiots" " Shino said.
"What! Why me!?"
"It's either you or me and it's most definitely not me"
Kiba was already spitting fire when Hinata just soothed him saying it was all a joke and he accepted his 'fate'.
Kiba came to drop off the shirts at their respective houses by 7:03 pm.
End flashback
Hinata wore her blue shirt with yellow skinnies, a navy blue blazer, blue converses and her hair down in a yellow headband.
Kiba wore his with black skinnies with a studded belt and a sleeveless black hoody unzipped and probably too small for him while Shino wore baggy black pants with a grey jacket and his usual shades. They both had black converses on.
After all the arguing and a mysterious voice in all their heads said they needed to get a move on.
…
During Physics, Sasuke just got a good look at Hinata. Okay, he was definitely attracted to her, he would admit that much. But he feared a crush might sneak in through a crack of his stone cold bastard heart.
She sat at the other end of the class two rows in front of him with Sakura.
Never had he thought he would ever be jealous of his cherry blossom BF.
When class was over Hinata was already out the door as Sasuke tried to catch up with her. But when he put his head through-
"ASS!"
Temari was charging down the hallway with her leather ankle boots sounding like a stampede. "You slept off on me over the phone last night!"
A black pineapple head peeped through the door and promptly shut it back and locked it.
Temari banged on it like she would break it, and the scary part was she could. "COWARD!"
"A wise man once said run away from danger" Shikamaru called through.
Temari scowled. "I have fine art now but I WILL make you sorry! Hmph!" She stomped away while muttering 'lazy ass'.
Temari was a senior who dated Shikamaru although she was six months older than him. What did Sasuke think about the relationship. Squat. It wasn't any of his business.
He sae Hinata getting out her jotter and a sketchbook out of her locker. They were both free.
Sasuke approached her stealthily from behind. "Wanna head to the library with me?"
Hinata yelped as she almost flew out of her skin. "S-S-Sasuke! You s-scared me"
She was even stuttering only S's. She was made for him. "So how about it?"
She meekly nodded as he led the way.
…
In the library, Sasuke and Hinata sat at the most distant and secluded place. They both liked to have solitude. Hinata was reaching for a book way above her height zone. Sasuke reached from behind her to help her get the book. He couldn't see her face but he could see her red ears through some of her navy blue tresses. But now Sasuke thought about it, her hair looked purple sometimes in the right lighting.
Meanwhile in the Chemistry lab…
…Suigetsu and Kisame were supposed to be doing a simple acid-base test. But instead went around the Lab making up their own chemicals while Mr Kakashi was out.
"Yo Kisame I bet you 'Suinite' is more crazy" Suigetsu declared.
"Nope, 'Kisonium" will beat you any day my friend" Kisame said. "Wanna mix 'em together?"
"That would be dangerous… Let's do it!"
"And since the library is close by it would be revenge on her for kicking us out!"
Back with Sasuke and Hinata…
Sasuke was still watching Hinata sputter thanks and look cute when he saw a book titled, 'Always listen to the voices in your head' and next to that was 'Or else' and then 'Reviews save lives, friendships and especially bastards'.
Sasuke paled. All of a sudden he was afraid of his next nap.
KABLOOOOM!
The force of the boom sent them back to the floor with a ton of books on top of them. They were in a sitting position with Sasuke's legs spread and Hinata in the middle.
Sasuke smirked at his thought and was sure the entity of purity and holiness would be against it.
Super comfortable position.
