Disclaimer: I'm not Stephanie Meyer I just pretend to be on Halloween.


AN: Thank you to all the wonderful people who reviewed my story seriously I think I love you! The chapter is longer then most I tried to beef them up. Read and Review please.


"I was thinking we should..."

Emmett Point of View:

"...not follow the list!" I said triumphantly. This is a brilliant idea if I do say myself. Apparently Bellie didn't think so, she was looking at me like I had two heads.

"I don't think so Emmett, Edward would get mad...at both of us!" Bellie argued

Ha! This girl had no sense of fun!

"Oh okay then we won't do anything to upset your daddy !" I pressed

That did it her face looked as red as my Rosie's lipstick.

"Edward is not my father! Fine what do you want to do?" Bellie inquired.

"I haven't really looked at the list yet." I confessed

I took it out and gave it a once over. Unbelievable the list was laminated and printed on special paper that said From the desk of Edward Cullen wow anal retentive much? What does Bellie see in Eddie I pondered so I asked.

"Bellie what do you see in Eddie?"

Uh oh Bellie looked mad at me...again.

"First don't call me Bellie, secondly Edward is great and..."

That's when I tuned her out. Man could she go on about Eddie I really don't see the attraction. Oh Bellie is finishing better pay attention.

"...and that's why I love him!" Bellie exclaimed.

"Anyways I think that if we break the rules on the list it will teach him that you are an adult that can do whatever she wants when she wants to. He'll learn boundaries!" I said.

I really didn't care about Bellie being an adult and proving it to Eddie I just want to get him pissed and this is the best way to do it.

Bellie looked thoughtful and then spoke.

"Okay I'll do it!"

Man she was so easy to manipulate now I know why Alice is always doing it.

"Okay I think we should do the first one on the list." I ordered

Bellie took the list from my hands read it then stopped breathing.

"You're going to bite me?" She screamed

(AN: I was tempted to stop here but no)

Her reaction was hilarious!

"Not really but it's going to look that way." I explained.

"What?" Bellie snapped.

"Just trust me" I purred.

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A few minutes later...

Bellie was currently lying on the kitchen floor trying to act lifeless while I squirted ketchup over her. Trying was the key word because Bellie could not act to save her life and that was putting it mildly.

"Just try to act more...dead" I tried to instruct her.

"This plan is stupid. Edward's never going to believe it." Bellie announced.

How dare she question me this plan is my baby.

"I know he won't believe that you're dead...thanks to your acting..but it will still piss him off. And that is the main goal of this plan. Now pose for the pretty camera while I pretend to bite you."

After a few snapshots we cleaned up and I discovered how horrible ketchup tastes after getting some in my mouth when I was pretending to bite Bellie. Ewww I can't believe Bellie and other humans can eat that junk, my stomach was twisting just thinking about it.

"Ha looks like someone doesn't like the taste of ketchup." a very amused Bellie yelped.

"When you're a vampire you will finally feel my pain and I guarantee you won't find it funny

when it's you with ketchup in your mouth!" I countered.

She still looked amused, man as soon as her newborn year is up I'm so going to squirt a bottle of ketchup down her throat. We'll see whose laughing then. (Cue diabolical laughter)

"So what rule are we breaking because that last one was kinda pathetic." Bellie spoke.

She has no respect for my art. That was not pathetic I personally can't wait for Eddie to see the pictures.

"Come on I'm going to feed you."

"No come on I want to do another off the list." She shouted.

"Who said we aren't doing one off the list?" I replied.

With my question I heard a loud gulp come out of my Bellie. This is going to be fun.

"Don't worry it won't hurt...much!" I bellowed.

The fear was evident in her eyes oh yes this will be great fun.

"What are you going to do to me? I knew I shouldn't have agreed to this." Bellie groaned

"Quiet you worry too much. Rule two says Don't forget to feed Bella Nutritional snacks we are just going to have a little fun with that rule is all." I asserted.

"He really made a rule about my eating habits that man must be stopped." Bellie claimed.

"And we will now sit down at the table while I bring you your "nutritional" food."

While Bellie made her way to the table I went to the freezer. It was fully stocked due to the little human we kept around. Edward always wanted to keep Bellie well fed. Well now he was going to get his wish!

After I found what I was looking for I made my way to the table where Bellie was sitting.

"Why do you have a sinister grin on your face? I gotta tell ya that is not helping my nerves!" Bellie chastised.

"Well to be truthful you gotta take one for the team. Now before you protest we're in this together so you gotta man up." I honestly felt a little guilt for what Bellie was going to have to go through but I'll get over it this is going to be funny!

"MAN UP" Bellie yelled "I am a WOMAN. Now just tell me what I have to eat before I kick your ass!"

Wow she's got one hell of a temper. That thought warmed my heart she reminds me of my Rosie. Although now she's blushing because she's embarrassed.

"I'm sorr..."

I cut her off before she could apologize.

"Don't say you're sorry you just earned mad props for that little display. Now without further ado your dinner."

And with that I dropped onto the table 2 pints of ice cream (chocolate and Pistachio), cherries, hot fudge, brownies, caramel, red vine licorice, and hot dogs for protein.

"I can't eat all that!" Bellie screamed.

"Well duh but your gonna eat as much as you possibly can which will have it's desired affect. So start eating." I added.

Watching Bellie eat all that crap really made me respect her because there is no way in hell I would do it. After an hour Bellie had really surprised me she downed ½ of the pistachio, 1/4 of the chocolate, the whole jar of cherries, and two hot dogs topped with caramel and fudge. And a licorice or two. I was so proud I would have cried if I could.

Bellie was moaning about her full stomach while I took pictures. She was a mess she had chocolate all over her face and her clothes were a casualty in our game sporting both ketchup from earlier and her massive dinner. In foresight I should have given her a bib...all well. I added the pictures to our collection.

"I'm going to puke!" Bellie screamed.

"Hey champ you really made me proud!" I urged.

"Don't care bathroom now!"

As soon as Bellie said that she was off to the bathroom. I swear she ran so fast to the toilet I was impressed she didn't trip once but I guess that her lack of equilibrium understood the urgency.

I didn't want to miss a perfect photo opportunity so I grabbed the camera and headed towards the bathroom.

When I arrived I could clearly hear what sounded like a manatee dying but in actuality was Bellie puking her guts out. I snapped a few candid photos then went in search for some pepto bismol. Really I just wanted out of that bathroom because that was seriously a sight even I didn't want to see.

I came back when the puking stopped.

"Here's the pepto bismol I think you need it." I murmured.

Bellie took the bottle and chugged it.

"That was nasty, I don't know why I let you talk me into that!" she screamed.

"Come on because of your valiant efforts we marked three things off the list today!" I argued.

"What are you talking about we only did two." Bellie inquired.

Uh oh I'm gonna get in trouble.

"Actually I didn't tell you this earlier but Don't Make Bella Vomit is rule three." I whispered

"What and you didn't tell me" Bellie wailed.

"Well if I told you, you wouldn't have done it!" I said.

"Of course I wouldn't have..." she trailed off.

An evil grin marked her face and I didn't like it one bit.

"Don't worry I'll get you back I have all weekend." Bellie Chuckled.

I have a feeling this is going to be a long weekend.

"What are you going to do to me?" I moaned.

"Well..."


AN: Another chapter down I'll post the full list when the story is done in case I want to add something. Want something on the list leave me an idea and we'll see. Also Emmett's nickname is up next chapter. Review please it feeds my soul.