I have got to stop getting inspiration for more stories! I can not neglect the ones I have, that is the vow I have taken!

This chapter is one of the most confusing. It might be because I'm trying to translate it near midnight, so who knows!

You know, I was asked the other day as to why I liked Shakespeare so much. I thought about for a few minutes and then answered, "It's because of all the lessons taught with in his works. You can learn almost anything from them."

Lewa is playing the part of Puck. Vakama will be playing the part of Oberon. As Titania, we have Nokama. The part of Lysander is played by Jaller. As Demetrius, we have Tahu. Hahli will be playing the part of Hermia. As Helena, we have Gali. The part of Theseus will be played by Lhikan. Hippolyta will be played by Naho. Egeus will be played by Nidhiki. The part of Nick Bottom will be played by Matau Bottom. Pohatu Quince will be Peter Quince. As Francis Flute, we have Ehrye Flute. As Robin Starveling, we have Kopaka Starveling. Onua Snout will be Tom Snout. As Snug we have Takanuva. The part of Philostrate will be played by Matoro. And, finally, as Peaseblossom, Cobweb, Mote, and Mustardseed, we have Amaya, Macku, Kotu, and Nixie.

Disclaimer: Nyah! I still don't own!

Summary: Hahli likes Jaller, but she's engaged to Tahu. Tahu is madly in love with Hahli but she doesn't want him. Gali likes Tahu, but Tahu thinks she's ugly. Nokama has fallen in love with Matau Bottom, but she's married to Vakama. Chaos ensues as Lhikan and Naho prepare for their wedding. The course of love never did run smooth.

Genres: Romance, Humor, Teen Angst, Drama, Fantasy, Supernatural, Parody

Bionicle: A Midsummer-Night's Dream

Act 2

Scene 1. The woods outside the city.

He was mischievous and was known so throughout the Faeriedom. His name was Lewa and he claimed himself as a Faun of Know-Nothingness.

With his yellow-green eyes he spotted a small faerie.

"Hello-greetings." he called to her. "Where are you heading-going?"

"I go wherever I want to." she snapped. "I serve her royal highness, the Queen Nokama of the Faeries. I am on a mission for her, you know."

"No, I do not know."

"Well, I was sent out to set the drops of dew for the morning."

"That look-sounds wonderful-good." He paused. "Did you know, the King is look-searching for his Queen? He is envious-jealous. You have heard the gossip-rumors about her loving another man?"

"Do not be preposterous!" She turned and was about to go, when she asked, "Are you the one they call Toa Lewa Goodfellow? I have heard tales about you, scaring maidens, souring milk, misleading wanderers while the sun is resting. I have heard of you, Lewa, appreciated by the Le-Matoran, who love practical jokes, as they call them."

"You know-heard of me! I make merriment. I jest-joke to King Vakama and make him smile. Oh, see-look, there he is now!"

Lewa pointed off in the parallel direction at which the faerie had come.

"Oh, here comes my mistress!"

"This is a bad time to be out, Nokama." Vakama sighed.

"Are we jealous, Vakama? I am his sworn bed warmer." A laugh was in the queen's voice. Her eyes glinted mischievously.

"Tarry, trash wanton." the king muttered. "Am I not your lord?"

"You are, because I am your lady. Remember, in a few days time, Lhikan will be wed to the beautiful Naho. You will bring to their bed prosperity and joy."

"You do not have much shame, do you?"

She rolled her eyes. "These mortals are nothing without us. They are like children to us."

"I give up on you." Vakama sighed. "I will be taking up someone as my henchman. How about the one that works for you. He seems good enough."

"I will most certainly not part with him.

Again, Vakama sighed, this time giving up. "Tell me, how long to you plan to stay in the wood?"

"Until the wedding."

"Give me whom I desire and I will go with you."

"Not on your life!"

Blue eyes blazing, she stormed off. The faerie looked around quickly then flew off after her mistress, worried.

"Fine!" Vakama said, pouting. Again, a sigh passed through his lips, and he turned to see Lewa. "Pst! Lewa, come here."

Lewa arched a brow and stumbled over to the red armored king.

"Yes, my King?"

"Do you remember when I first met Nokama?"

"I remember-recall." Lewa said, but he did not add on the 'sort of', as he was tempted to.

"There is a flower that makes a woman fall for a man. It was milk white, but it now violet. It is in these woods somewhere. Fetch me the flower. The juice of it is to be dropped on sleeping eyes. When the man or woman awakes, he or she will dote over the first being they see."

"You can count on me!" Lewa saluted and then scampered off.

"I will wait until Nokama is asleep to drop the drug into her eyes. That way, when she wakes, the next thing she sees, muaka, ash bear, kavinika, kikanalo, or brakas, she will pursue will all her heart. Does that not sound wonderful, Lewa?" Vakama asked his already questing companion. He looked around and blinked. "Lewa? Ah, well."

He laid himself out on the mossy ground and sighed. Yes, he had a wonderful plan. But his thoughts were interrupted.

"What is this I hear?" he pondered. "It sounds like a quarrel between lovers?"

"I do not love you!" Tahu said, trying to brush off Gali. "Now tell me, where is Jaller and Hahli? You told me there would be here, but they are not. Stop following me! What are you, a stalker?"

"I yearn for you." Gali said, hands clasped before her bosom. "Your heart is unmoved by my attempts, that is what draws me to follow you."

"Do I entice you? I tell you fairly that I do not love you. I can not love you."

"I love you more because you do not love me. I beg for your love."

"You know what? You are very, very annoying. Stop following me!"

"I will continue to."

"You would leave your home to follow a man who does not love you, and never will, into a deserted area? Are you mad?"

"Madly in love— I am all yours, take me!" Gali attempted to leap on him, but he smoothly stepped aside, leaving her to fall on the moss covered ground. She quickly shot up and followed him as he wove through the trees to try and loose her. "My virtue is yours for the taking. I would gladly give it to you. It matters to me not as to where it is given, so long as it is you I give it to."

"I will hide from you and leave you to the mercy of the wild, ferocious Rahi." he said.

"It matters not how wild there are, for none have a wild heart like yours. If you hide, I will find you."

"I do not care! Stop following me or I will commit an act I will later regret."

"Commit it! Do with my body as you wish, it is yours." Tahu rolled his eyes and walked away. Gali sighed and said to herself, "I will follow you to the ends of the earth and back again!"

She trotted of after him, a silly smile plastered on her face.

"Good luck on love, little one." Vakama chuckled after the girl. "Continue to pursue him, for you have me on your side."

"I got-have the flower!" Lewa announced, appearing out of nowhere.

"Good, good. What I want you to do is drop some of the drug onto Nokama's eyes while she sleeps. Make sure you are not around when she wakes."

Lewa nodded.

"Anything else?" the green furred faun asked.

"Ah, yes, there is a lovely young woman from the city in love you a disdainful youth. Drop some into his eyes. Meet me back here as the first of the golden sunbeams brush the dew touched fields."

"Fear-dread not, my lord, your loyal-true servant-follower will do so!"

Thank you Tylterra (Ah, yes Matau Bottom. That was the main reason I put Matau as Bottom, similar personalities and whatnot.) for reviewing. And thank you to Kitt21, Sotwt, and Tylteera for adding this to their favorites.

This really is a hard chapter to translate.

Whenua: Translate? What are you talking about?

I have to translate it from Elizabethan to modern English, so it's easier to understand. Have you ever read the script?

Whenua: ...What's English? How come I've never heard of it?

Fine, I have to translate it from Elizabethan to Matoran. Happy?

Whenua: Eh, I've been happier.

...I don't like you when you get like this.

Whenua: I don't either.