I do not own invader Zim or Harry potter!
Thanks Joe ^^
And Invader Fang, i thought about i for a while, re-watching episodes and such, it was a close call but i decided for the sake of the story that Zim should be in the same House as Harry
I'm kind of stuck here, not sure what to do yet :P sorry if there's mistakes, i haven't read the books in a while
At the feast Zim sat beside Harry and Ron, when the food came up everyone digged in except Zim, who eyed the human food with disgust, Gir was digging in to a plate of waffles. Zim wasn't sure if 'pets' were allowed at the table but no one said anything so he let gir do his thing
"Hey Zim?"
"What human!"
"Why do you always call us Humans? Why not just What? Or where?"
Zim stared at Ron for a few seconds then said
"YOU LIE!"
It was Rons turn to stare
"Were you dropped on your head as a baby?"
"filthy human worm-baby, The mighty Zim was never dropped!"
"Too bad, that would explain a lot"
Before Zim could comment, Percy called the first years up for a tour
After the whole tour, they got to a picture of a fat lady "Password?" "Caput Draconis" Percy stated, the lady swung open, Zim and the other stepped in, it was a rather nice room, Two spiral stair cases on either side, there was one of those pin boards, a fireplace, and some comfy looking furniture. "Boys to the left, girls to the right" Zim and the rest went up the boys stairs. Zim stopped dead in his tracks when he say he had to share the same room with humans. Gir caught up with him and yelled out "I got dibs on the window!" The little robot ran over to the window, and jumped on the ledge. Zim looked at the beds. The only thing for privacy was a curtain. "Primitive items!" Zim yelled, earning more looks. Grumbling he went over and picked a bed,
Contacts hurt after a while of wearing them straight and wigs start to itch. After putting his stuff away he ran to the bathroom, ran in a stall then took off his disguise. Rubbing his eyes. He looked around. Was this the only place he could have no disguise? Cursing the humans he put the wig and contacts back on and left.
It had been a day and lessons had started, Harry had asked Zim if he wanted to help them find their way to class. Seeing how he was lost too he joined. The stairs were chaos! He almost took out his spider legs to stay on balance, But that ghost, peeves, he was carnage! He dumped a bucket of water on the 3, Ron and Harry were just grumpy about being wet but Zim was screaming and running in circles. Peeves watched to make sure Zim didn't die, as soon as he saw that the green kid was alright he burst out laughing. "What was that about?" Harry asked? "Skin condition" Answered zim looking down
Charms class was easy enough, make the feather float. Zim found this rather easy, and so did the bushy hair kid, they were the only 2 that got it. Transfiguration was terrible. Only the bushy hair kid could turn her quill into a needle. Next was potions...
Zim hated the dungeons, cold,wet, and creepy, 3 things Irkens hated. Not to mention the teacher was a greasy haired man. He started to speak but Zim only heard 'Blah blah blah, doom, blah blah' the teacher then read down the attendance, stopping when he reached Harry potters name "Harry potter, our new celebrity" Snape then asked Harry a bunch of questions, him getting them all wrong. "Clearly fame isn't everything..." he then continued down the list, seeing Zims name he looked up "Last name?" Zim shrugged his shoulders. Snape sneered. "And what is with your sickly coloured skin?" "Skin condition" Snape looked like he didn't believe him but didn't press on the subject.
Zim did rather well in potions too. When nevilles potion melted his caldron, snape snapped at Ron and Harry, also Zim because he was on the other side of Neville. "Grease-teacher, i fail to understand how this is Zims fault?" Zim said while looking at Snape. Zim heard a few gasps but didn't care, he wasn't going to be blamed for the foolish human's mistake.
"10 points from gryffindor and detention for Zim"
After class Ron and Harry caught up with Zim. "Could have been worse" Harry said trying to cheer Zim up. "The mighty Zim will get revenge! Zim always has and always will!"
Flying lessons. Zim hated it. He stared at the broom with distaste. Why would he need this stick when he had a spaceship 2x as fast as this thing? "Alright class, stand on the left side of your broom and say up" Zim said up...nothing, he looked at Harry, who had gotten it on his first try.
"Up,UP, UP!" nothing. "Rise for the mighty Zim or Zim will burn you then melt you then have Gir eat you!" That did the trick. Zim caught the broom as it speed shot into the air. After the whole class did it the teacher stepped forward, telling them what to do. "ON the count of 3 you will jump then come back down. 1...2..-" "OMG im going to die!" yelled Neville as he rose on the 2 instead of 3 "Neville! Come down this moment!" "I cant!" he yelled as he rose higher. Zim growing tried of this boy picked up a rock and threw it at nevilles head. Knocking him unconscious. Luckily no one saw who throw it. The teacher ran over to Neville "A broken wrist...no ones to leave the ground tell i get back, if they do they will out of hogwarts faster then you can say broomstick"
The stinky-boy went over and picked something up. Stupid humans, always attracted to shinys. "Give it her Malfroy" Harry said to Draco "I don't think i will, i think instead i will leave it some where for neville to find" up went stinky then harry. Zim sat on the ground to watch as the whole seen unfolded.
To cut the time, lets say just say Stinky-boy got off free and Harry got a place on the team. Zim had gotten a good laugh and it was win win...Ron was giving Harry his congrats so Ron was taking it well. Time for supper. Zim just sat and watched the worm-babys eat. "Aren't you hunger?" Ron asked "Zim does not feel this hunger" stated Zim, right after his 'stomach' growled. "You sure?" Zim cursed his food digestive . He grabbed a turkey leg and took a small bite. Disgusting. After the meal the mail came. Owls came through the windows and dropped letters. Just imaging Harrys surprise when a package was dropped for him. Oh great, a stick.
The days dragged by. Each like the other. Then it was Halloween...
"CANDY ZOMBIES ARE COMING! THEY WANT CANDY SWEETS AND BRAINS!"
Zim yelled as he ran down the halls. Filch appeared out of no where and yelled at Zim to stop yelling. This was a bad idea, zim yelled that Filch was a candy zombie, slapped him, then ran in terror.
"How was it?" asked Harry as Zim got out detention with snape "Dreadful" Zim said. He had to pick maggots out of a rotting frog then put them in a jar, worse yet, he had to take of his black gloves. He shuddered. "Well look on the bright side, at least Filch's cant be worse!" Ron chirped in. Boy could he be more wrong?
By the end of it Zim was screaming! He had to clean Filchs toe nails...when he got out he found that Ron had made fun of bushy haired girl and she heard.
The Halloween feast was doom, Zim kept looking over his shoulder for candy zombies. Things only got worse when Quirrell burst in. "Troll! Troll in the dungeon!" He then stopped running "Just thought you might want to know" then he fainted. Panic erupted. Kids scream. Zim just sat and stared ahead. "SILENCE!" the old man screamed. He then ordered all the kids to their rooms. " Hermione!" said harry, "Come on guys, we got to warn her!" The Harry, Ron, and zim (He was dragged) were off to be heroes
"The trolls in the girls bathroom" whispered Harry. "Oh well, we tried" said Zim who turned to leave. "Not so fast, we got to save heromine!" Zim sighed then entered the bathroom. The troll was trying to smash Hermione, she was hiding. "Hey Troll face!" screamed Harry. The troll turned. "Thats not a troll!" Zim yelled. "Of coarse it is!" Ron snapped. "But a troll is smiling with its chin out and-" Zim didn't finish, the troll hit him, sending him across the room, Harry went to stop the troll while Ron was just staring at Zim. Zim saw why...his left eye contact lay on the floor and his wig was tipped showing his right antenna. Zim quickly straighten his wig, grabbed his contact, and put it on. Ron was stuttering "What are yyy" 'Silence! I am normal!" Zim yelled, "Hey guys! A little help!" Harry yelled! The troll had him in his left arm, he tried swinging his club at harry who lifted at the last second. "Oh right..." Ron and Zim got their wands out. Ron did the lifting charm, so the club stayed in the air While the troll tried to get its club back, Zim cast a lifting charm so harry was pulled out of the trolls grasp and put safety on the ground. Ron dropped the club on the trolls head, knocking the poor thing unconscious.
"You saved me!" Hermione yelled as she got up. As Harry and Ron went over to Hermione Zim went over to the troll, making sure that no one was watching he took out 1 spider leg, and stabbed the thing tell it was dead. He took the spider-leg back into his Pak and joined the 3. "thanks" Hermione stuttered. "No prob" Ron said but he was looking at Zim, clearly remembering that scene. A few seconds later, Snape, Quirrell, and McGonagall burst through the door
"What? What happened?" McGonagall asked, Harry opened his mouth to speak when
"It was my fault" Hermione said. "?" "I read a lot about trolls and thought i could beat it, if it wasn't for Harry,Ron, and Zim...i would be dead" Snape sneered. "10 points shall be taken from gryffindor," Zim sighed. "50 points, shall be added for sheer dumb luck" McGonagall finished, she turned and left. "I'm ever so gl glad that your ok" Quirrell said and Snape just sneered. "Thanks" Harry said.
At the Gryffindor common room Harry rounded up Hermione, Ron, and Zim. "Did you guys see snape?" "You mean Greasy-guy?" Zim asked. "Yeah, well did you see that his robes had blood on it and he was limping?" Zim shook his head, he was to busy looking at their faces. "So?" asked Ron who was watching Zim. "I think theirs something that Snape wants...we are going to follow him!"
"What! are you crazy? Going out after hours?" Hermione whispered. Zim though loved it. A little bit of adventure is just what he needed. "I'm up for it" Ron said. Hermione sighed then agreed to stop them from getting killed. "So its settled, tonight we follow snape!"
Seems Ron is close to finding out about Zim :O this cant be good,
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